The OAO Raw Thread - April 5, 2004

[Guest JMA]

No more shitty Rob Zombie theme for Edge.

Bah. That theme RULED. It was based on the movie/book "A Clockwork Orange," in case you didn't know.

[JoeDirt 0]

That's a sorry ass way to build the match.

 

Could they have just had Edge come out and cut a promo or something and have them get into a confrontation from there?

Yeah, they should probably let Edge actually TALK at some point, or else his face pops are going to start to dwindle even more.

 

And the whole cast as a weapon thing is stupid, because I don't care how tough you are, if your arm is broken there's no way you're not tapping out to a jujigatame.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

35-58 UCON

Someone could be taping the game you know.

 

<---Thanks a bunch.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

No more shitty Rob Zombie theme for Edge.

Bah. That theme RULED. It was based on the movie/book "A Clockwork Orange," in case you didn't know.

....still a shitty wrestling theme in my book.

[DangerousDamon 0]

That's a sorry ass way to build the match.

 

Could they have just had Edge come out and cut a promo or something and have them get into a confrontation from there?

Yeah, they should probably let Edge actually TALK at some point, or else his face pops are going to start to dwindle even more.

 

And the whole cast as a weapon thing is stupid, because I don't care how tough you are, if your arm is broken there's no way you're not tapping out to a jujigatame.

Uh. Is that a Cross Arm Breaker?

[DMann2003 0]

The segment with Johnny was perfect. Intense Foley. (Apparently the return of) Smart ass HBK, Miserable tough bastard Benoit.

They make such a cool threesome I have to say

[The Amazing Rando 0]

The Breakfast Club stable?

Benoit: Why are you here?

HBK: I taped Garrison Cade's asscheeks together. How about you?

Benoit: I killed a guy. What about you, Foley?

Foley: I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!!!

 

(Foley attacks random pedistrians with barb wire bat)

 

Foley: BANG BANG!

[Guest JMA]

No more shitty Rob Zombie theme for Edge.

Bah. That theme RULED. It was based on the movie/book "A Clockwork Orange," in case you didn't know.

....still a shitty wrestling theme in my book.

Maybe for Edge. I didn't mind it, though.

[razazteca 0]

35-58 UCON

Someone could be taping the game you know.

 

<---Thanks a bunch.

So knowing the ending ruins things for you? I'm sorry, at least you can marvel at the greatness that is Okfer.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Uh. Is that a Cross Arm Breaker?

 

Yes

[ChrisMWaters 0]

The segment with Johnny was perfect. Intense Foley. (Apparently the return of) Smart ass HBK, Miserable tough bastard Benoit.

They make such a cool threesome I have to say

I say that they add Benjamin to the group, and make it an OFFICIAL stable.

[Guest Choken One]

This better be to announce WAR GAMES

[Guest Choken One]

The segment with Johnny was perfect. Intense Foley. (Apparently the return of) Smart ass HBK, Miserable tough bastard Benoit.

They make such a cool threesome I have to say

I say that they add Benjamin to the group, and make it an OFFICIAL stable.

Like the Union?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

The segment with Johnny was perfect. Intense Foley. (Apparently the return of) Smart ass HBK, Miserable tough bastard Benoit.

They make such a cool threesome I have to say

I say that they add Benjamin to the group, and make it an OFFICIAL stable.

Benjamin can be the token black guy who just says "Damn" "shit" and "Thats whack".

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

This better be to announce WAR GAMES

where did that come from?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

The segment with Johnny was perfect. Intense Foley. (Apparently the return of) Smart ass HBK, Miserable tough bastard Benoit.

They make such a cool threesome I have to say

I say that they add Benjamin to the group, and make it an OFFICIAL stable.

Foley/HBK/Benoit/Shelton: WE ARE...THE UNION 2004!!

 

(Back in Greenwich, Vince awakens in a cold sweat)

 

Vince: UNION?!! WHERE?! WHERE?!

Linda: Oh hunny...you're just having that nightmare again...

[MixxMaster 0]

This better be to announce WAR GAMES

War Games???

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

Yeah, AND Bret Hart is coming back to lead the invasion.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

This better be to announce WAR GAMES

 

Doesn't War Games = Elimination Chamber in WWE land?

[Guest JMA]

I hate Main Event Confrontations.

[Guest Choken One]

This better be to announce WAR GAMES

where did that come from?

shit...they got The Breakfast Club Vs Evolution already set up...go the full monty.

[razazteca 0]

6 Pac in the Elimation Chamber?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

HBK is hopped up on Jolt Cola, Surge, and Judy Blume books.

[iliketurtles 0]

That match will totally rule next week.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Yes! Benjamin, HBK, Foley, Benoit vs. Evolution!!! Benjamin pins HHH I bet.

[MixxMaster 0]

...and there's your 8 man match. Joy.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

They have weapons...i'm sure UNDER THE RING there could be some fun stuff.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

They come from the crowd..

[MixxMaster 0]

That would've been so cool if the rest of Suckalution wouldn't have come out.

[Guest Choken One]

HEY~!

 

I just noticed...

 

NO AUSTIN!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Is Foley wearing jeans?!