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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I meant that Shannon chick, I guess, although I'd rather take the slut-tacular stripper chick hanging on Chief.

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Any of these girls dig GNR, JAx? Not one girl I've ever dated has had the same taste in music as I do, however I know legions of average-looking females that I wouldn't look twice at if I didn't already know them that would pole anything with the name 'Axl Rose' on it.

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Jen likes "Patience" and "November Rain". However, since my band covers "It's So Easy" and "Mr. Brownstone" she is starting to like those too. Now if I can just sell "Rocket Queen" and "Estranged" to her, she'd be perfect.

 

Shannon, no. She breaks my balls every chance she gets about GNR, and tried to throw "Appetite For Destruction" outta my car.

 

Kyleen, I have no idea.

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My girlfriend is beyond a goddess. And mothefuck, if I showed you a picture, you'd no doubt wanna be banging me.

People bragging about how hot their girlfriends are on the internet, but being unable to provide a picture of said "goddess" always reminds me of the nerd in The Breakfast Club bragging about the many girls in the Niagara Falls region that he's had sex with.

 

coughbullshitcoughcough

Guest BANKYWOOD
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My girlfriend is beyond a goddess.  And mothefuck, if I showed you a picture, you'd no doubt wanna be banging me.

People bragging about how hot their girlfriends are on the internet, but being unable to provide a picture of said "goddess" always reminds me of the nerd in The Breakfast Club bragging about the many girls in the Niagara Falls region that he's had sex with.

 

coughbullshitcoughcough

Breakfast Club is a great movie!

Guest FrigidSoul
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Shannon, no. She breaks my balls every chance she gets about GNR, and tried to throw "Appetite For Destruction" outta my car.

That's worthy of an ass whooping

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My girlfriend is beyond a goddess.  And mothefuck, if I showed you a picture, you'd no doubt wanna be banging me.

People bragging about how hot their girlfriends are on the internet, but being unable to provide a picture of said "goddess" always reminds me of the nerd in The Breakfast Club bragging about the many girls in the Niagara Falls region that he's had sex with.

 

coughbullshitcoughcough

Breakfast Club is a great movie!

Judd Nelson was fucking harsh.

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