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This is a gimmick thread to see how many people respond sez I.

You are wrong, sez I.

 

Although I admit I'm slow on the trigger, posting this right before bed and having to actually work this morning (gasp), but you can't rush GREATNESS~!

 

Man of 1,004 Modes (fka: BBCW)

Heart seems in the right place, but for any one post of his that makes me laugh, there's twenty others that make me cringe. Also lacks reading comprehension skills, as he's expecting a grade when I clearly said I was assigning scale ratings. He's young though (I wasn't that great on the interweb when I was 17 either) and could improve in the (fairly distant) future

Rating: 3.5

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Hoff

He's from Minnesota, which is good.

He looks like a cool Kevin James, which is good.

He has some fascination with Steph McMahon, which is maybe not so good.

I like him on a casual level.

Rating:7

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Just for the fuck of it, I'm rating everyone who posts in here, not just people who ask, so neener.

 

cobainwasmurdered

Has my second favorite username on the board (with only FBOP surpassing him). I like him, even if he thinks I'm nuts for being friends with FS. Whatever you do though, don't call him Dave or ask where he's from. He's easily disturbed like that.

Rating: 6

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The Metal Maniac

Named himself after a notable indy wrestler from the early-mid 90's, not sure why.

Likes Eddie and Iron Maiden, which is a plus. Part of the metal ESTABLISHMENT from the Music Folder. I don't know him on a personal level though, and unfortunately due to lack of conversation between us (as well as my poor memory), I don't even know what other metal he likes besides Maiden.

Rating:5

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Y'know, you can put a bunch of ratings all in 1 post...

I could, but I don't feel like it

 

Anyways, I have to take off for a short bit, I'll finish this later

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This is a gimmick thread to see how many people respond sez I.

You are wrong, sez I.

 

Although I admit I'm slow on the trigger, posting this right before bed and having to actually work this morning (gasp), but you can't rush GREATNESS~!

Well then, quit your day job and focus on your posting you fucking ROBOT~!

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Well then, quit your day job and focus on your posting you fucking ROBOT~!

I'd have to change my name to "Choken Slayer"

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Kotzenjunge (aka: Spoon)

Goods: One of the first guys I took to on this board, and the first I talked to on AIM. Nice guy, and always provides some interesting conversation.

 

Bads: Likes the Packers. Occasionally moody. Likes the Packers. Has unhealthy obsession with big-lipped Aussie pop stars. Likes the Packers.

Rating: 8

 

JSYK

Before his name compression, had one of my fav usernames here. Surprised he's still alive after the crazy stunts he puts himself through (see: EXTREME FIREBALL~!)

Rating: 6

 

IDrinkRatsMilk

Weird mo-fo, but admirable nonetheless. Never really had direct contact with him even in here, but makes me laugh every now and then.

Rating: 4.5

 

JAxlMorrison

Big fan of GNR, which is allright by me. Occasionally witty. Before this thread, I'd have given him a 5, but his sweet sweet pic bumps his score by 2 points

Rating: 6.5

 

Ripper

We didn't get off to the best start (see:GHETTOPOLY), but we overcame these differences to star in our own sitcom about a white guy and a black guy who live together in the same apartment. Wackiness ensues *cue theme*

 

Also gets bonus points for bootylicious sigs

Rating: 8

 

Spaceman Spiff

Name is a clear tribute to the greatest multi-panel comic ever (surpassed only by the single-framed Far Side). Has made nice quips in response to my posts, and the sig is one of my all time favs here at TSM.

Rating: 5

 

Redbaron51

He likes metal, which is good. He tried sucking up to me though... which is also good.

Rating: 4

 

Dids

'nuff said

Rating: Too pimp for a rating

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Guest Dynamite Kido
<-------Needs parking validation.

*stamps your ticket*

 

have a good one.......

Dynamite Kido:Validating that ass since 1980

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<----needs self validation

Look at a mirror

So you don't have time for the grades but you have time for smartass comments? I call BULLSHIT on this whole thread.

 

*flips random items over to start a riot*

 

 

...

 

 

 

*no one else joins in riot*

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

*has to clean up things he threw about ...but does it WITH ANGER~!*

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Guest Dids

I'm with Ripper. This thread is only going to end in violence and destruction.

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*flips random items over to start a riot*

*cue audience ooh-ing*

"Dammit Ripper, now we have to clean this mess up before the Prime Minister arrives..."

*canned laughter*

 

*ten minutes and seven pratfalls later*

*has to clean up things he threw about ...but does it WITH ANGER~!*

"Oh Ripper, you're so jive"

*they share hug while audience goes "awwww"

 

cue sitcom theme*

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Back to business

 

Dynamite Kido and OldSchoolWrestling

I don't really know either one of you guys, so I'll just add your ratings together

Rating: 3.14159

 

FrigidSoul

One of my closest friends, period. Very funny guy who got me into the Boston Sports world. Things haven't always been perfect (between us or around us), and I know he ain't popular with a lot of folk, but still, he's my friend.

Rating: 9.5

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Rate -iB-, I always like to see how someone rates that is more hated than me....and Kingofthe909 too.

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*flips random items over to start a riot*

*cue audience ooh-ing*

"Dammit Ripper, now we have to clean this mess up before the Prime Minister arrives..."

*canned laughter*

 

*ten minutes and seven pratfalls later*

*has to clean up things he threw about ...but does it WITH ANGER~!*

"Oh Ripper, you're so jive"

*they share hug while audience goes "awwww"

 

cue sitcom theme*

WOW.

 

Thats on par with a RIPPER BAD JOKE

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By the way, you graded me in my own thread with a B. On a 1 to 10 scale, that would be like an 8, nearly twice what you gave me here.

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Rate -iB-, I always like to see how someone rates that is more hated than me....and Kingofthe909 too.

If they want a rating, they have to represent. I'm not doing more work here than I have to

 

WOW. 

 

Thats on par with a RIPPER BAD JOKE

You also get a new bootylicious woman each week

 

By the way, you graded me in my own thread with a B. On a 1 to 10 scale, that would be like an 8, nearly twice what you gave me here.

I blame inflation

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