The "Angelslayer Justifies Your Existence" thread

[Guest T®ITEC]

Ooo, ooo, do me next.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I'm sure many here would want to take you up on that offer. Nice to see Shishio back again by the way.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Oh yeah, I'm sure.

 

Isn't Shishio cute? I certainly think so.

[Slayer 0]

Youth N Asia

Allright guy from what I've seen. We talked a fair bit when I first came here but apparently things have tapered off. Has documented obsession with Alyson Hannigan.

Rating: 6

 

Nice Guy Adam (fka: Chosun One)

TSM's own Tasmanian Devil. Nice kid, but an extreme procrastinator (change your avatar already).

Rating: 6.5

 

T®ITEC

I don't know you, but you're a female on a wrestling board, so I suppose that's good for some bonus points

 

...on the other hand, you hang out with DFA, so you lose those bonus points

 

...actually if you can tolerate being around DFA, you should get those points back again

Rating:4.5

 

FrozenBlockofPiss

As documented earlier, my favorite username here. Another Minnesotan kin and a hell of a guy, always a good conversation on AIM.

Rating: 9

[Guest T®ITEC]

Oh, ouch. I think you hurt my woman-feelings with that one. 4.5 with bonus points? Eh, well. Thank you, Mighty And Powerful Angelslayer.

[Adam 0]

Happy now?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I don't think I've ever intentionally been kicked in the face. I've been kicked in the dick though, spitefully. I got her back though, it's cool.

Titty punch?

Straight left hand to the twat, actually. I hit her as hard as I could, considering my paralyzing agony while kneeling. This was after she wrongfully accused me of cheating, and went off the deep end. She cried for at least an hour and I have still to this day never apologized.

[Ripper 0]

So let me get this straight. You try and talk up my big bootied neighbor and I still can't get no rating in this bitch?

 

I am shocked and disappointed.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You got a rating. Look through the thread again for the mention of Ghettopoly and you'll find your rating.

 

Its also time for a new booty sig

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

How about one with a circumference less than that of a ten speed bicycle tire?

[Ripper 0]

The woman is perfect AoO.

 

Muthafucking Perfect.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I don't like that one, she's too far off in the distance. Go find a latin woman with a nice booty and place it in sig.

[Ripper 0]

Dammit if you can't see that booty you are BLIND.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I can see the booty but I can't appreciate it when its off in the distance like that. I enjoyed the close ups you had...what can I say? I like my booty up close and personal

[Ripper 0]

All I can do is double the booty content. Thats the best I can do for you because Ki Toy Johnson is the booty of the week(at least...she might last longer).

[Guest FrigidSoul]

The second picture makes me happy. You truly are a king among men

[Ripper 0]

I would give a ounce of my priceless sperm for a animated gif of her jumping around on the trampoline.

[Slayer 0]

So let me get this straight. You try and talk up my big bootied neighbor and I still can't get no rating in this bitch?

You mean our neighbor, roomie

 

Consider it payback for trying to institute anarchy and burn my thread to the ground and loot my account