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Fire + Alcohol = Safe family Fun. 

JSYK proved that with his drunken fire soccer. He needs to copyright that shit fast.

Alas, Extreme Fireball is no more. Apparently when you catch a tree on fire, the fire department comes.

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Fire + Alcohol = Safe family Fun. 

JSYK proved that with his drunken fire soccer. He needs to copyright that shit fast.

Alas, Extreme Fireball is no more. Apparently when you catch a tree on fire, the fire department comes.

The problem here isn't the game- it's the playing surface. Blacktop homey, blacktop.

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Just to defend myself for a second. Contrary to what you all think I do party alot. But getting all light beers and shit isn't all that fun. Add hard liquors and some real men. Oh and the whole being HHH and spitting cum after I give head, I assure all of you gentlemen, that real girls swallow and don't waste a drop.

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Buying alcohol for parites is all about volume and quantity, not quality. Our parties rocked because we had DJs, light machines, and a kick ass promotional machine. We'd turn a profit and only charge the girls to get in.

 

You'd come to our party, and you'd drink our shitty beer because we held that motherfucker down.

 

If you want to have a nice cocktail party- then yeah, you can about quality- but Jaxl ain't no cocktail party throwing motherfucker. That's a man who by the looks of him would tear up some PBR.

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Cocaine costs too much and it only gives you a 10minute speed high. Financially there are much better options to get wrecked from.

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It's back. Sorority girls do it like crazy. Kids are into coke.

 

I haven't done drugs- but I'm starting to realize that given that I drink there's no good reason not to try other stuff once. It's just that they all have such unpleasent looking delivery methods.

 

One of my friends has a pimpish looking hooka- and that's been enough to convince me that I want to take a hit next time it's out.

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Cocaine was chic here like 3 years ago...but that was only to get people into crack.

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Cocaine is fuuuuucking chic.

 

And a Hookah is gay. My friends have a hookah and all they do is puff fruity tasting tobacco out of it. In my opinion, the only thing that should be smoked out of a hookah is OPIUM, god dammit.

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Cocaine is fuuuuucking chic.

 

And a Hookah is gay. My friends have a hookah and all they do is puff fruity tasting tobacco out of it. In my opinion, the only thing that should be smoked out of a hookah is OPIUM, god dammit.

Save a brownie, a hookah is the only face I'm having weed. I don't set shit on fire and suck on it. Seems counterintuitive.

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It's not so much that coke is coming back, it's that the late 70s/early 80s is coming back. Besides, crack was always here. I do drugs that are very socially uncool. It's kitsch. Because of who I am, whatever I do becomes cool.

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Hookahs are GAY. Apparently last year there was some trend with college students going to hookah bars, where'd they'd puff on the aforementioned fruity tobacco. In an interview, a user said "it's quite pleasant, it's like flavored steam!"

 

"Flavored steam."

 

You dinnermasher.

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Just to defend myself for a second. Contrary to what you all think I do party alot. But getting all light beers and shit isn't all that fun. Add hard liquors and some real men. Oh and the whole being HHH and spitting cum after I give head, I assure all of you gentlemen, that real girls swallow and don't waste a drop.

Aren't we mighty boastful?

 

Congrats, you're a whore.

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The "fruity tobacco" that you speak of is Shisha, which is 98% tobacco and 2% molasses...same buzz you get off of a cigarette, and healthier for you. But partying is all about wrecking your body, so stick to Marlboro Reds. That's what I do.

 

On a side note, sneaking a flask of Jack into a movie theatre and making drinks will watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind improves that movie by 100%.

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Just to defend myself for a second. Contrary to what you all think I do party alot.  But getting all light beers and shit isn't all that fun.  Add hard liquors and some real men.  Oh and the whole being HHH and spitting cum after I give head, I assure all of you gentlemen, that real girls swallow and don't waste a drop.

Aren't we mighty boastful?

 

Congrats, you're a whore.

I usually find Banks funny, but this little vendetta is getting tiresome and stupid.

 

Posts before all had a little truth to them*, this one, to me, is low.

 

 

 

*- although calling somebody out for being an attention whore on a message board where everybody is an attention whore (isn't that the point of message boards) is also stupid.

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Weed will be there, but not for me

This disqualifies you from having a good party

 

yes......yes it does.

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If you want to have a nice cocktail party- then yeah, you can about quality- but Jaxl ain't no cocktail party throwing motherfucker. That's a man who by the looks of him would tear up some PBR.

I'd tear up anything that said beer on the can/bottle, but thanks, that was one of the greatest compliments I have ever received.

 

Onto the party.........I canceled mine and went to another. Not too bad, played the fuck out of some beer pong, got drunk, and also tried a Molson XXX which is fucking outstanding.

 

And then, someone maybe a fat joke about Chief. A huge brawl ensued involving almost everyone at the party, which was fun stuff. No face breaking this time, but the guy Chief hit had some nice swelling going on. Of course, by trying to break up the fight, my driving glasses were broken and I sit here with a fat lip. But oh well, I still had a good time. Fighting is definitely underrated.

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Add hard liquors and some real men.

Apparently around here, being a real man consists of treating girls like crap and calling them whores. At least, that's how most dudes I see are getting laid. Oh and acting pseudo-tough when your punch probably couldn't break wind. I hope your definition of a "real man" is different.

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I think it's obvious that the only "real man" involved is Chief. A real man never puts up with a fat joke. You've gotta defend your honor in a situation like that.

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I wish to fight side by side with Chief. Unmedicated me and angry-red meat-been drinking a beer Chief. JAxl can videotape it and sell it on the UnderGround as an explosive massacre fight film.

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A real man never puts up with a fat joke.  You've gotta defend your honor in a situation like that.

Shut up fatty

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