My girlfriend has big tits and I have a big penis.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Yeah, it's like when I call JSYK a cunt. It's a compliment. Even though he's a cunt, I'm still willing to acknowledge him, and for that he should be eternally grateful.

Thanks, Chave!

[k thx 0]

Stop being so uncuntish.

 

Cunt.

[1234-5678 0]

Wait a minute........I am starting to think this thread was created to mock me in some way........

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Not everything's about you, you bastard.

[1234-5678 0]

But my name was in the first post in this thread..........

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

That was his name. You two must have the same name or something.

[k thx 0]

You're so vain.

So probably think this thread is about about you.

You're so vain.

I bet you think this thread is about you, don't you, don't you, don't you.

[razazteca 0]

I'm reading this in Charlie Murphy & Rick James voices.

[justsoyouknow 0]

(The following will gay up Squirtle's thread)

 

"My girlfriend has big tits and I have a big penis. Enjoy yaselves! I'm JaxlMorrison, Bitch!"

 

(The thread has now been suitably gayed up)

 

...I feel so dirty now.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Thanks for gaying up my thread, JSGaY.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Oh, no, Squirtle, do not be upset with me. I'm upset enough with myself. I apoligize profusely, and offer cookies as compensation.

[1234-5678 0]

I am suing all you cocksuckers for slandering my flawless character.

[Guest Dids]

The bad part is that if somebody was trying to mock Jaxl they didn't mention that it's not just his girl that has the rack, it's the other two girls that he's nailing as well.

 

And he's doing it the right way- 'cause I don't believe he professes to be dating any of them- does he?

[1234-5678 0]

Not dating any of em no, just kind of rotating between em. Jen is the frontrunner to be a "girlfriend" but for the first time in my life, I am not sure if I could be faithful, and that's not fair to her at all.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The bad part is that if somebody was trying to mock Jaxl they didn't mention that it's not just his girl that has the rack, it's the other two girls that he's nailing as well.

I'm not in the business of webboarding to read other people's threads.