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Guest FrigidSoul
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There's only so many ways you can say "I'm fucked up"

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Why must you taint my thread with your USELESS OPINIONS?

Because your thread is just a pathetic attempt to curry favor with the "in-crowd" of the Folder.

There is no in crowd anymore. It has split into a Mount Olympus of multiple gods who may drink together or war depending on the day. He only needs the approval of one god, which I gave him.

You're a god? I've always seen you as a lower level deity, Such as Pan, that half-goat dude who played the flute.

 

He's got attitude. It fits.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Why must you taint my thread with your USELESS OPINIONS?

Because your thread is just a pathetic attempt to curry favor with the "in-crowd" of the Folder.

There is no in crowd anymore. It has split into a Mount Olympus of multiple gods who may drink together or war depending on the day. He only needs the approval of one god, which I gave him.

You're a god? I've always seen you as a lower level deity, Such as Pan, that half-goat dude who played the flute.

 

He's got attitude. It fits.

Use Norse mythology. It's cooler (No pun intended).

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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meh. Greek is my personal favorite. Norse is all good but for me it just comes off weak in comparision.

 

Banky= Loki, however

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You're a god? I've always seen you as a lower level deity, Such as Pan, that half-goat dude who played the flute.

 

He's got attitude. It fits.

Those days are over. I run this show now. I am Zeus, or Odin if you prefer.

Guest FrigidSoul
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Is this my cue to start evaluating mythological creatures or something?

Guest FrigidSoul
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I agree to this idea, but only if I'm also allowed to use Greek mythological beasts. There aren't enough gods to go around.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Is this my cue to start evaluating mythological creatures or something?

Are you qualified for something like that?

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Who gives a shit he's only going to use it for more ass licking attempts on certain posters.

 

At least Eagan was less obvious when attempting to curry favor.

 

Oh you guys are talking about something? Let me jump on the bandwagon and pound the joke into the ground until it isn't funny anymore!

Guest FrigidSoul
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TSA, StarDust, and Sweet'n'Sexy Diva; The Sirens - Often luring wayward posters to their rock that is the LSD folder these 3 present nothing but danger. They capture the wayward posters' attention through the talks of sex and sex toys, but once drawn in they kill their pray with detailed conversation of sex with boyfriends and ovulation. Stardust has nice titties, but even titties aren't worth the price you'll pay if you give them your attention.

 

 

Canadian Chick; Aphrodite the Goddess of Beauty - Personally I think she's the most beautiful female poster here. Aphrodite was also the goddess of love and fertility, but if I even approach that subject I fear she'll rip my testicles off. I'm going to stick with this clever way of saying she's cute and just let the brownie points roll in

 

 

JAxlMorrison; Dionysus the God of Wine - Basically the god of liquor, and you my friend are a lush. He also granted Midas the power of the Golden touch...you probably pass out and give your jeans the stench of the golden shower after drinking far too much.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Wit my comic knowledge I'd better get a hero: Achilles, Odysseus, Hector, Thesus, Hercules, whoever.

Guest FrigidSoul
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I'm jealous of all the discussion that has nothing to do with me

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I'm jealous of all the discussion that has nothing to do with me

Editted for Accuracy

Funniest 'edited for' post I can remember, apologies to CWM.

 

Oh, and even though we all know I'm king of the gods, a synopsis would still be nice.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I'm jealous of all the discussion that has nothing to do with me

Editted for Accuracy

Funniest 'edited for' post I can remember, apologies to CWM.

 

Oh, and even though we all know I'm king of the gods, a synopsis would still be nice.

Don't apoligize, it's abvious I'm completely envious of the whack job, heck even thinking of him makes me moist.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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I'm Hades. MUWAHAHAHA! (grows tail and horns) Cross my river of death if you dare...

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I'm Thor, and none of you can dispute this.

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