The One And Only Smackdown Thread 04/15/04

[JustJoe2k5 0]

I'm guessing this is the episode of Smackdown that WWE plans to send in for Emmy consideration.

[Jebus 0]

Playing Michael Myers will be Paul Wight, and the random ditz with B Level movie acting, Torrie Kidman.

Next Torrie should get a call on her cell phone from Big Show, who has Kidman tied up. He asks her wrestling trivia questions and when she gets one wrong he kills poor Billy.

I would LOVE that!

[JoeDirt 0]

That was awesome...but the best has yet to come for Show tonight.

Don't tease me!

You haven't read the spoilers?

 

Well, we'll see how it plays out...I'm interested to see how good/bad the final angle is.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

That was awesome...but the best has yet to come for Show tonight.

Poster 86, You are the Anglesault worst case scenario.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Gotta love the ever so faithful "dumb blonde frantic run-and-trip".

 

NOtice the guy in the yellow watchin the whole thing and doing nothing but standing against the wall.

[JoeDirt 0]

The only thing I didn't like was the several camera angles.

[tekcop 0]

Am I the only one who thinks that show currently is the best thing in the WWE. He's over, he can work, he can act, cut a promo, and may have the most developed character in the WWE (Foley's may be better).

[The Amazing Rando 0]

NOtice the guy in the yellow watchin the whole thing and doing nothing but standing against the wall.

Already mentioned... i bet he's thinking...

 

"Wow...I didn't even need a ticket! This shit rules!"

[Downhome 0]

You haven't read the spoilers?

I never read any spoilers, I just don't see the point.

 

Does anyone know the name of the woman in the Overstock.com commercials?

[iliketurtles 0]

That was awesome...but the best has yet to come for Show tonight.

Poster 86, You are the Anglesault worst case scenario.

LOL. Hey, I like YOU KNOW WHO (fucking spoiler tags) probably more than anyone, but I just want to see how the angle plays out. It sounds awesome.

[AndrewTS 0]

Playing Michael Myers will be Paul Wight, and the random ditz with B Level movie acting, Torrie Kidman.

She even tripped and fell!!

 

This is actually a good role for Torrie. They should have her get murdered every episode of SD, then she's back the next week, a la Pepper.*

 

*Not the dog--inside joke only ChrisMWaters will get.

 

BWAHAHHA! "SERIOUS VOICES" now!

[Downhome 0]

I'm just wondering why it took so long for Torie to decide to run away.

 

Angry TBS = run like hell

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

All she cares about is her car man she must not have a heart!!!

Thanks.

You have any idea how much it would be to repair all that damage....idiot.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Torrie: OH MY GOD! MY CAR!

 

Big Show: RAAAARRRRR!

 

Torrie: Show! I have good news!

 

Big Show: RAAAAAA...what?

 

Torrie: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

[JoeDirt 0]

Here comes angry intense frowning no-spinaroonie Booker T!

[iliketurtles 0]

Torrie: OH MY GOD! MY CAR!

 

Big Show: RAAAARRRRR!

 

Torrie: Show! I have good news!

 

Big Show: RAAAAAA...what?

 

Torrie: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

LOL LOL LOL

[JoeDirt 0]

Torrie: OH MY GOD! MY CAR!

 

Big Show: RAAAARRRRR!

 

Torrie: Show! I have good news!

 

Big Show: RAAAAAA...what?

 

Torrie: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Well played.

[Guest JMA]

"Smackdown is Snuff."

 

It's the one SHOCKING~! thing they haven't tried yet.

[JoeDirt 0]

So since Show has to "quit" after tonight, is he finally getting his ankle surgery and will he be gone for 2-3 months? Haven't heard anything about this.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Torrie: OH MY GOD! MY CAR!

 

Big Show: RAAAARRRRR!

 

Torrie: Show! I have good news!

 

Big Show: RAAAAAA...what?

 

Torrie: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

LOL LOL LOL

Ditto. I just choked on my pizza reading that. Damn everyone for stealing that idea...

[Guest Trivia247]

unfortunately im missing it.... aw well.

[AndrewTS 0]

I'm just wondering why it took so long for Torie to decide to run away.

 

Angry TBS = run like hell

Actually, it is smart. See, once Show's off camera he can teleport anywhere he wants to. So just keep him in sight and she's fine.

[JoeDirt 0]

They should have had a babyface save Torrie, and then as they're hugging Big Show does the horror movie villain come-back-to-life thing and chokeslams them both on the car.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

That's why Show was so mad. He uses Progressive.

 

(Big Show stands in the locker room, talking to Angle)

 

Show: I want a title shot!

 

Angle: Uhmm...okay.

 

Show: But first, can you tell me about each title, it's history, and how I would feel if I won it?

 

Angle: ???

 

(freeze)

 

Narrator: Paul Wight is a Progressive customer, he just wishes he had as many choices in the real world.

 

(Progressive logo)

 

Michael Cole: The Big Show, challenging for the cruiserweight championship...NEXT!

[AndrewTS 0]

"Smackdown is Snuff."

 

It's the one SHOCKING~! thing they haven't tried yet.

Naw, production values are too high.

 

Although they can switch to a camera that doesn't record sound, have some one with ADD film it, and have Mordecai debut next week with a bulbous-kneed Zach Gowen made to look like the Unabomber and walk with a staff.

 

Then Torrie and Sable roll around in sand in nightgowns and they can finally hint at pedophilia.

 

Dub it all with about two people, and voila.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

They should have had a babyface save Torrie, and then as they're hugging Big Show does the horror movie villain come-back-to-life thing and chokeslams them both on the car.

Then the male actor can go "Ah! Run! Run Torrie! Ah! He's killing me! Oh God, Run! Run Torrie! Run! He's Killing Me!" while showing no emotion in the dialogue.

[Guest Choken One]

They should have had a babyface save Torrie, and then as they're hugging Big Show does the horror movie villain come-back-to-life thing and chokeslams them both on the car.

Then the male actor can go "Ah! Run! Run Torrie! Ah! He's killing me! Oh God, Run! Run Torrie! Run! He's Killing Me!" while showing no emotion in the dialogue.

well...Her husband is perfect for that.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

"Smackdown is Snuff."

 

It's the one SHOCKING~! thing they haven't tried yet.

Naw, production values are too high.

 

Although they can switch to a camera that doesn't record sound, have some one with ADD film it, and have Mordecai debut next week with a bulbous-kneed Zach Gowen made to look like the Unabomber and walk with a staff.

 

Then Torrie and Sable roll around in sand in nightgowns and they can finally hint at pedophilia.

 

Dub it all with about two people, and voila.

Smackdown: The Hands of Fate

[ChrisMWaters 0]

"Smackdown is Snuff."

 

It's the one SHOCKING~! thing they haven't tried yet.

Naw, production values are too high.

 

Although they can switch to a camera that doesn't record sound, have some one with ADD film it, and have Mordecai debut next week with a bulbous-kneed Zach Gowen made to look like the Unabomber and walk with a staff.

 

Then Torrie and Sable roll around in sand in nightgowns and they can finally hint at pedophilia.

 

Dub it all with about two people, and voila.

Smackdown...the Hands of Fate?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

.... *stares up*