The One And Only Smackdown Thread 04/15/04

[AndrewTS 0]

"Smackdown is Snuff."

 

It's the one SHOCKING~! thing they haven't tried yet.

Naw, production values are too high.

 

Although they can switch to a camera that doesn't record sound, have some one with ADD film it, and have Mordecai debut next week with a bulbous-kneed Zach Gowen made to look like the Unabomber and walk with a staff.

 

Then Torrie and Sable roll around in sand in nightgowns and they can finally hint at pedophilia.

 

Dub it all with about two people, and voila.

Smackdown: The Hands of Fate

Most horrifying of all, when Gowen walks--Stacy's song off WWE Originals plays.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

oh wait...I forgot...

 

 

"HERE COMES THE BOOKAMAN~~~!!!"

 

Yeah, shut up, kid.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

....  *stares up*

Then it would be the Hand of Fate. I think playing a game of find which hand it's in though will be hard. Damn posted early.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

All she cares about is her car man she must not have a heart!!!

Thanks.

You have any idea how much it would be to repair all that damage....idiot.

That's what the rental insurance is for.

 

"Do I want the extended coverage?"

 

*looks over and see a distraught pissed off Big Show crying in a corner*

 

"Yeah, I'll go ahead and pay the $7."

[ChrisMWaters 0]

.... *stares up*

Sometimes great minds think alike.

 

...though now it has me thinking...when The Rock returns...will he be acting like Mitchell?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

....  *stares up*

Sometimes great minds think alike.

 

...though now it has me thinking...when The Rock returns...will he be acting like Mitchell?

No... how about that kid from "I Accuse From Parents" .

 

 

(Rock walks up to various wrestlers)

 

Rock: Hey, did you see my movie??

[AndrewTS 0]

....  *stares up*

Sometimes great minds think alike.

 

...though now it has me thinking...when The Rock returns...will he be acting like Mitchell?

Baby oil sex scene with Sable?

[JoeDirt 0]

Has RVD ever been injured in his entire stint with the WWE?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

....   *stares up*

Sometimes great minds think alike.

 

...though now it has me thinking...when The Rock returns...will he be acting like Mitchell?

Baby oil sex scene with Sable?

Nah...Nidia's more likely since he's been coming to Raw all the time.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Cole just called that German a Fucking Belly-to-Belly...

 

 

SHOOT HIM TAZZ

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Belly-to-belly from behind?

 

Cole is hilarious sometimes.

[JoeDirt 0]

Kinda figured they'd go with the DQ finish in this one.

 

And now the EVIL SPINAROONIE~!

[Guest Choken One]

Has RVD ever been injured in his entire stint with the WWE?

Nope and in his 15 year Career...has only suffered ONE injury...that took him out for 6 weeks.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

HEELAROONIE~

[iliketurtles 0]

Well, I'm smelling a rematch at JD>

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, that leaves room open for a continuation of this feud.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Has RVD ever been injured in his entire stint with the WWE?

Nope and in his 15 year Career...has only suffered ONE injury...that took him out for 6 weeks.

I thought the broken leg kept him out longer than that, like 3-4 months. Huh.

[AndrewTS 0]

....   *stares up*

Sometimes great minds think alike.

 

...though now it has me thinking...when The Rock returns...will he be acting like Mitchell?

Baby oil sex scene with Sable?

Nah...Nidia's more likely since he's been coming to Raw all the time.

AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Has RVD ever been injured in his entire stint with the WWE?

Nope and in his 15 year Career...has only suffered ONE injury...that took him out for 6 weeks.

He's like Gumby on pot.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

HOLY CRAP that's high.

[JoeDirt 0]

Has RVD ever been injured in his entire stint with the WWE?

Nope and in his 15 year Career...has only suffered ONE injury...that took him out for 6 weeks.

RVD should take 3 months off when his contract is up, and then come back with vignettes hyping his return, etc. It works for everyone else, why should he be punished just because he's never hurt?

[Guest JMA]

I really like how RVD and Booker work together in the ring.

[iliketurtles 0]

Why don't they call the police or something?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Oh God....Big Show is now a rapist "You think im handsome now right?"

 

God....I don't wanna see this.

[AndrewTS 0]

So, they just have this platform here without a railing. It needs a railing! And a railing with a railing around it.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

MY GOD! MY TV JUST BLACKED OUT!!

 

NOO!!!

 

 

EDIT: It came back for the fall...but my god...

[tekcop 0]

heh... thump.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

That was Fake. That Was Fake! Come on, chant...

[iliketurtles 0]

HE KILLED ANGLE!!!!!

[Nevermortal 0]

Kurt is dead!