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My "Smackdown is Snuff" analogy seems even more apt now.

 

Well, at least he died a hero.

 

...

 

Ugh. I can't even type that with a straight face.

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Holy hell!

 

I can't believe it. Big Show just killed Kurt Angle... on national television! I don't believe they actually allowed a human being to die for entertainment purposes. First Janet's boob... now people dying! What's next, Britney Spears tries to act?

 

Oh... wait...

 

I just can't believe it. I mean, he actually KILLED Kurt Angle!

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My "Smackdown is Snuff" analogy seems even more apt now.

 

Well, at least he died a hero.

 

...

 

Ugh. I can't even type that with a straight face.

Eh, Torrie's a succubus. As long as she gets her regular screw, she's immortal.

Guest TheArchiteck
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OMFG!!!! That was hilarious and sad at the same time!

The small smack sound Kurt made just made my day.

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Can't they just have Paul Bearer bring Angle back from the dead?

 

Zombie Kurt = Ratings

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"...and....cut. Good job guys!"

 

Torrie: I can't wait to see that, I think it came out great.

 

Show: Ya, me too. Hey Kurt, that was awesome.

 

Angle: ...

 

Staff Member: Oh FUCK. We forgot to use the fake blood. Can we possibly re-shoot that?

 

Angle (blood pouring out of his head): ...

 

Staff Member 2 (to the 5 stage hands, who are all smoking weed): Good job guys with getting the mat for Angle to land on. You did it so fast that within a blink of the eye you were there and gone.

 

Stage Member 1 (Totally wasted): WHAT DIHA FUCK MAN? We haven't done SHIT.

 

Staff Member 2: ...oh. Angle, how you feeling buddy?

 

*rats begin to crawl over Angle's corpse*

 

Vince (looking on): Oh shit.

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Like some people said...this is probably a tie-in with that show "I'm Still Alive".

 

...hmm...judgement call people...was that platform higher or lower than the Cell that Foley was thrown off of?

I'd say higher, especially since Foley landed on the table instead on the ground.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

As soon as that happened, I had a mental picture of Jim Carrey lying on the ground with his leg in the same position making some weird sound. Later that night, Angle returns home and gets asked how his day was.

 

Angle: Not bad...I fell off the jetway again.

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If Kurt Angl;e shows up next week, it'll be more screwed up than when Kane came back after being in that car crash

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"...and....cut. Good job guys!"

 

Torrie: I can't wait to see that, I think it came out great.

 

Show: Ya, me too. Hey Kurt, that was awesome.

 

Angle: ...

 

Staff Member: Oh FUCK. We forgot to use the fake blood. Can we possibly re-shoot that?

 

Angle (blood pouring out of his head): ...

 

Vince (looking on): Oh shit.

Vince: ...WAIT... everybody...we don't have to do it again! I have good news!

 

Show/Torrie/Staff member: Yes?

 

Vince: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by getting Ultimo Dragon to quit!

Guest Askewniverse
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Its been 6 minutes and we haven't seen anglesault yet. I'm starting to get concerned

Anglesault is probably having seizures or something. I think he has some kind of psychic link with Angle. Whenever Angle gets hurt, AS feels it too.

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If Kurt Angl;e shows up next week, it'll be more screwed up than when Kane came back after being in that car crash

Or being thrown in the dumpster of fire.

 

Burn in hell...YOU SON OF A BITCH

god damn you and me thinking alike... DAMN YOU TO HEEEEEEELLLLL

Guest Adrian 3:16
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I just tuned in for the end (the rest was too painful) so let me see if I'm getting this straight...

 

Did they just KILL the character of Kurt Angle?! What possible point was there to that?

 

And people wonder why I like Raw better.

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I just tuned in for the end (the rest was too painful) so let me see if I'm getting this straight...

 

Did they just KILL the character of Kurt Angle?! What possible point was there to that?

 

And people wonder why I like Raw better.

I'm thinking they're just going to have Angle "almost die, but be saved by EMTs just in time, but in critical condition".

 

THEN, when he recovers, he goes for revenge on Big Show.

 

That's just my opinion though.

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