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Droz, the evil wheelchair-bound manager

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[Fade to a dark room, where we see a man in a wheelchair in the shadows, that man is Darren Drozdov, former WWE star/former NFL player]

 

"I've had alot on my mind lately."

 

"I just had to release it to all of you. To bounce it off of your heads. You see, it's been almost five long years since my life changed."

 

"Five years since my ring career was ended. What do I have to show for that? To be honest, I have nothing to show for that. I had alot more to do."

 

"But now, I can't even get out of this chair on my own. I have been reduced to the status of a spectator forever. People I've wrestled are still active, Yet, I am in a chair. I am irrelevant in the scheme of things."

 

"I know you feel sorry for poor me. I know you try to make me feel better. Yet, none of you felt my pain. None of you know what I had to go though."

 

"Ever since I was put in this chair, I have been employed by this company. Am I grateful for that? Well, of course I am. This company ruined my life, and they are trying to make up for it."

 

"For too long, I have been too nice to this company. Since the WWE ruined my life, I should ruin the WWE"

 

"I can't do it by getting up out of my chair. I can do it by finding the best wrestlers around, who will ensure that you all will feel my pain. Not just physical pain, but the emotional pain of anxiety, for I will spare no one. Vengence will be inflicted upon the WWE. Since I cannot get out of my chair, I must even the playing field and make sure that i'm not the only one. WWE, Feel my pain."

 

[Credit to a DVDVR poster who suggested the idea. He pitched it like this: "Droz as the bitter, evil, wheelchair-bound manager would rule. Give him some monster heels and let them destroy everything in Droz's quest for vengeance on the company that ruined his life. Shit, bring in D'Lo as the guy who HAS to do Droz's dirty work out of guilt. Not a MONSTER, but that'd be cool."]

 

And, just my own idea on his appearance for this: Dark sunglasses, some sort of hat or something on his head, a cane, jeans or some sort of pants, a Broncos jersey or a dark t-shirt.

 

Also, I don't think he would be touched by the faces in his feuds. Since i'm sure his wrestlers would be able to guard him. Or he could have someone else for that task.

 

Any comments?

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As Vince says..."anything's possible in the World Wrestling Federation". Or WWE, whatever. :)

 

I really don't know about the idea, though. It would probably be cool, but I'd still be uncomfortable about it.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

That concept would fucking rule, although it would lose respect for him among the mark community.

 

What? They don't have their own community! More a big fucking corroboree where they burn all of their old Triple H merchandise.

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He needs to feud with Magnum TA

Speaking of Magnum TA, is he in a wheel chair by now or something, or can he get around OK on his own?

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I don't know about you guys but I would feel kinda guilty booing a dude in a wheelchair. That just seems kinda wrong to me

But I'm sure you were one of the 99% of the smarks here that HATED Zach Gowen, so what's the difference? That guy only had one leg and we all still "boo"ed him.

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