The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 LOCATION: Salt Lake City, Utah TIME: 1:45 PM (Alan) I can’t believe you, man! (Coy) What? The air on the bus waves with a bit of tension between the two SWF superstars… (Alan) You ate twelve sandwiches! (Coy) They were good! (Alan) I know, but…but…TWELVE! (Coy) Hey, your mother asked if I wanted one… (Alan) Yeah…one! No wonder I don’t go back there often. She probably thinks I’m crazy bringing freeloaders into her house! (Coy) Freeloader?! (Alan) Yeah! That’s what you are if you eat twelve sandwiches! (Coy) I said ‘thank you’! (Alan) You’re still a freeloader. (Coy) Am not. (Alan) Am too. (Coy) Am not. (Alan) Am too. (Coy) Am not. (Alan) Am too. (Coy) Am not. (Alan) Am too. (Coy) ENOUGH! (Alan) FINE. The two men walk away from each other, but only for a moment before they freeze in mid-step. Slowly they turn and face each other, and with a burst of speed from each man… THEY ATTACK! Coy tackles Alan down onto the bus floor and begins throwing punches like a wild man, with Alan barely able to block any of them. The two men go into a roll, back and forth and forth and back, with each getting a little headway on the other before succumbing back down to the pressure and pain. Finally, Coy crawls up off the floor and looks at Alan as he stands up, both standing only feet from each other, their eyes burning into each other. (Coy) You know what must be done… The lights suddenly dim and Coy stretches his arm toward Clark and let’s out a large scream… (Coy) GET OVER HERE! Alan stumbles forward until he is only a step from Coy, who ducks down and fires off an uppercut. Even though the punch clearly misses by at least a foot, Alan still takes the blow, leaping backwards into the air before crashing down onto the floor and lying motionless there. Coy steps back into a simple stance as the lights go completely out… … They return to normal seconds later, and Coy and Alan stand together, both taking a bow. Loud cheers are heard from behind the camera, and it turns to see Mr. & Mrs. Clark, sitting on the bus’s couch, watching the action. (Alan) Thank you, thank you…and that is our production of “Twelve Sandwiches And A Fatality”…Good night and God bless… The lights go dark again and the scene fades out…leaving all those who watched the spectacle wondering exactly what the hell just happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 OK, that one amused me. Mortal Kombat is always good. Wouldn't have thought it was Coy's thing, but hey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 No idea. But I couldn't think of a decent way to end it. i almost thought about having Alan scream "BUT I'M PREGNANT" and running off into the back of the bus. I think I would have called that one "Coy Crazy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 Dammit Rando. You really are a great comedian, you know that? Great stuff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
