ChrisMWaters Posted April 18, 2004 Author Report Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Probably from the Grade 3 Concussion. They DID say it was the most severe. Course, I'd trust a true medical opinion more. Chris, if you can't trust whoever the plucked off the street to host Afterburn --- WHO CAN YOU TRUST? -=Mike I'd sooner trust Vince McMahon saying he's going to give the Cruiserweight division a serious push before I trusted Rue and Josh's medical opinions.
DerangedHermit Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Aw crud, I wanted to see Zombie Angle. "Muuuuust... EEEEEat... Braaaaains! Muuuuuust... EEEEEAT.... BRRAAAAAAINNNS!... It's... Truuuuue... IIIIT'SSS ... TRUUUUUUUE" Vince is in the ring when Zombie Kurt comes out Kurt: MUUUUUUST Eaaaaaat braiiiiiiiiiins....*checks Vince's head*...Noooooooo braiiiiins...must eaaaaaat braiiiins...
SuperJerk Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Kurt's alive after that fall? Its not hard to beleive, is it? I mean come on! He once won a gold friggin' medal with a broken friggin' neck!
DerangedHermit Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Kurt's alive after that fall? Its not hard to beleive, is it? I mean come on! He once won a gold friggin' medal with a broken friggin' neck! And he tears his quad every day!
King Cucaracha Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Maybe when Show went for the chokeslam, one of his fingernails scratched Angle's neck, thus causing the bleeding?
haVoc Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Probably from the Grade 3 Concussion. They DID say it was the most severe. Course, I'd trust a true medical opinion more. I don't think you bleed from the head if you have a concussion. Isn't that a cracked skull? Yes, everytime a wrestler blades they crack their skull.
Guest Quik Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 I hope this is the start of a new running gag on Smackdown... every week someone tries to kill Kurt Angle. But each time he pops right back up like Robin Spitz from Austin Powers. Imagine the hilarity. Undertaker shoots lightning at Kurt, Kurt just gets up yelling "Ow!" really loudly. "Why won't you die?!"
haVoc Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Or he continues to get dropped on his head until he's the Eugene of Smackdown. Or put him in one of those mental places like Flair and Linda McMahon. The outrage on this board would be entertainment enough.
Guest DarthLordOfWrestling Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 So, where all did that huge puddle blood come from? Maybe he was bleeding from his mouth. We all know that if you have those dreaded internal injuries, you bleed from your mouth, right? I don't think the WWE thought about it, they just thought that blood would look more deadly.
EdwardKnoxII Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 Kurt Angle is believed to be dead, and he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him... Da Da DAAAAAAA.
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 *Taker is fighting Eddie Guerrero for the WWE title* *Taker is about to tombstone Eddie* *BONG* *BONG* *Vincent Price cackles* "Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller" *Theme from Thriller* It's Close To Midnight And Something Evil's Lurking In The Dark Under The Moonlight You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It You Start To Freeze As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes, You're Paralyzed Cole: What they damn hell is that?!? Tazz: I dunno Cole, but it doesn't look good for the deadman. *Zombie Angle comes out with a red leather jacket and single glove* Tazz: OH MY GOD! Cole: It's KURT ANGLE! I thought he was DEAD! Tazz: He was dead Cole! We all seen him die! Cole: So who is this, then?! Tazz: Oh my god... it is Kurt Angle... and he's back from the dead!!! *A group of Zombies follow Kurt and dance to the music* That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night 'Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller Thriller Here Tonight *Taker, after tombstoning Eddie, turns his attention to Zombie Angle and his legion of the undead* Cole: Oh uh, it looks like the Undertaker may have his hands full. Tazz: Two deadmen about to go at it, only in the WWE. Cole: It looks like Taker isn't a afraid of this Zombie Angle. Tazz: Taker has more guts than brains, that for sure. *Zombie Angle and Gang are about to attack when the music stops* *Zombie Angle looks confused* *Zombie Angle looks at Taker, Taker shrugs* *Zombie Angle looks down in shame and leaves* *Taker, Cole, Tazz and Eddie all breathe a sigh of relief... and then they bukkake Mrs. Jackie*
AndrewTS Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 That's hilarious, RRR. The ending caught me off guard, even. Will that become your tagline, now? *I*
AndrewTS Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 Aw crud, I wanted to see Zombie Angle. "Muuuuust... EEEEEat... Braaaaains! Muuuuuust... EEEEEAT.... BRRAAAAAAINNNS!... It's... Truuuuue... IIIIT'SSS ... TRUUUUUUUE" Vince is in the ring when Zombie Kurt comes out Kurt: MUUUUUUST Eaaaaaat braiiiiiiiiiins....*checks Vince's head*...Noooooooo braiiiiins...must eaaaaaat braiiiins... Heh, did you rip that off of the Garfield strip or the Simpson?
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 I'm hoping for that to be the official tag line of TSM. "The SmartMarks: We breathe a sigh of relief... then bukkake Miss. Jackie"
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 *Realizes mistake* *Feels ashamed* *Questions purpose of continuing this gimmick if spelling is wrong* *Ponders* *Wonders* *Searches deep down inside* *Fixes* *Breathes a sigh of relief* *Bukkakes Miss Jackie*
SuperJerk Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 Kurt Angle is believed to be dead, and he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him... Da Da DAAAAAAA. "Mr. McMahon, don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 Kurt Angle is believed to be dead, and he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him... Da Da DAAAAAAA. "Mr. McMahon, don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry." I was thinking..... "Mr. McMahon, don't make me GM...you wouldn't like me when I'm the GM."
Lil' Bitch Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 *wonders if anyone will Photoshop it to look like Zombie Angle "The SmartMarks: We breathe a sigh of relief... then bukkake Miss. Jackie" Somebody Photoshop it in!
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