iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Some fat guy slapping the Mario Bros. theme on his stomach. Maybe it's because it's 3:00 AM but that was fucking hilarious. 10 bonus points for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Saves The Day- "At Your Funeral" Duh. Gayest funeral ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 22, 2004 ^That would be an awesome band name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MissMattitude Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I'd probably have "Sleep" by The Dandy Warhols. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 New Radicals-"Get What You Give" OR The Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song either the season 6, 7, 8-9, or 10 versions would do since everyone I know knows how much I love that show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MissMattitude Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I used to love that New Radicals song. What happened to them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 They broke up in September 1999, because the lead singer, Greg Alexander, didn't like being in, what he considered, quote: "was just a one-hit-wonder band". Last I heard, Alexander is now producing and writing pop songs for some boy bands and some rock songs for some underground/independant artists. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MissMattitude Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Ah, shame. Way to turn yourself into one hit wonders though, by quitting after one song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Yeah, they had some good stuff that could have been hits. "Someday We'll Know" for example. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MissMattitude Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I'll have to look for their stuff online. I only know the one song. Shamefully enough, I'm downloading Jimmy Ray right now. Damn you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest macheteofodin Report post Posted April 22, 2004 If anyone played some whiney emotional song I'd hop from the casket and eat their fucking brains. A couple I would allow: Hey Dude by Beatallica The Omen theme song performed by Fantomas Last Caress by the Misfits Ramses Bringer Of War by Nile (while walking my casket out...man, that would be fucking awesome). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 22, 2004 how about... "Who Wants to Live Forever?" by Queen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2004 Shamefully enough, I'm downloading Jimmy Ray right now. Damn you. He was awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 This probably comes as a surprise to no one. "Purple Rain." Also, the priest would be wearing assless pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Griffith Report post Posted April 26, 2004 well i would either have "its my life"- by bon jovi or "in the end"- by linkin park Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 Wow, potentially the worst Bon Jovi song ever. If you're going to do Bon Jovi, at least go with the acoustic versions of "Living on a Prayer" or "Wanted Dead or Alive". In other news, I've thought of a few more songs that I would use: Bob Dylan's "In My Time of Dying" (off of his S/T debut) Bob Dylan's "Fixing to Die" (Also off of his S/T debut) Bob Dylan's unplugged version of "Knocking on Heaven's Door" Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven" Whiskeytown's "Sit and Listen to the Rain" Beta Band's "Dry the Rain" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted April 26, 2004 Wow, potentially the worst Bon Jovi song ever. If you're going to do Bon Jovi, at least go with the acoustic versions of "Living on a Prayer" or "Wanted Dead or Alive". Man they are all bad. Living on a Prayer is only good in a kareoke setting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 I'm not talking the version of "Living on a Prayer" that's on Slippery When Wet, I'm talking about the acoustic version that they did for 9/11. But the point you make is valid...you don't pick a good Bon Jovi song, you pick the least awful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted April 27, 2004 Another One Bites the Dust by Queen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Griffith Report post Posted April 27, 2004 JSYK its not that i like the song, its just that was the song playing on mtv while i was reading this topic and it just sorta made sense. but looking back i would just have "in the end" by linkin park playing as it would symbolises my life at this moment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 These Are The Days of Our Lives - Queen Princes of the Universe - Queen Rocket Man - Elton John Free Bird - Lynryd Skynryd But what I would really want played would be "Tuesday's Gone" again by Skynryd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 First thing that jumps to mind is Acid Bath - Dr. Seuss Is Dead I really couldn't give a shit what they play at my funeral, my being dead and all. Hell, just tie a big rock to my carcass and dump me in the river for all i care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spman 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I always envisioned everyone at my Funeral swaying back and fourth singing Spirit in the Sky for some reason. Actually, I'd want more of a creepy Andy Kaufman funeral where a video of me singing plays on a screen above my casket and everyone has to sing along. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest slacklet Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I'm not talking the version of "Living on a Prayer" that's on Slippery When Wet, I'm talking about the acoustic version that they did for 9/11. But the point you make is valid...you don't pick a good Bon Jovi song, you pick the least awful. They've been playing the acoustic version at every show since they came back in 2000. Know why? They're pussies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 And you would know this......how? Pussy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I mark out for the mentions of "Who Wants To Live Forever?" and "Dry The Rain" Oh...and besides my other post in this thread... i'd love to hear "Angel's Son" by Sevendust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted May 14, 2004 Maybe I'll add a second CD with music from horror movies to my funeral album Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
