Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 22, 2004 By now most of you have come to realise my unbelievabley high level of intelligence. I'm now going to take my god given gift to help you. So whatever problem you are having tell me, and I'll give you the most sound advise possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 By now most of you have come to realise my unbelievabley high level of intelligence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 22, 2004 We geniuses can't spell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Alf rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 You should have just said the spelling mistake was an ironic twist. Would have made you seem MORE intelligent. Then again, it's still not too late..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 22, 2004 By now most of you have come to realise my unbelievabley high level of intelligence. Don't forget... So whatever problem you are having tell me, and I'll give you the most sound advise possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 You should have just said the spelling mistake was an ironic twist. Would have made you seem MORE intelligent. Then again, it's still not too late..... I would have thought that intelligence was a foreign concept to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Mocking Dr. Frigid is not a good thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 You should have just said the spelling mistake was an ironic twist. Would have made you seem MORE intelligent. Then again, it's still not too late..... I would have thought that intelligence was a foreign concept to you. Well, to be fair, it's not like I ever said I actually had any. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Frigid got pwned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Ask Dr. Frigid why he still doesn't use spellcheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hot Ticket Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I think you suck!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Einstein was terrible at math, Incandenza is terrible at growing facial hair, and I'm horrible at spelling. We geniuses have our faults too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I think you suck!! If I had any intelligence, I would note the irony in this statement. But as it stands now, I believe This d00d sux0rs!!!!11! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hot Ticket Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I think you suck!! If I had any intelligence, I would note the irony in this statement. But as it stands now, I believe This d00d sux0rs!!!!11! not talkin bout you boy hope you dont think that (if you is a boy ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I have a question... if you're so smart, why aren't you smarter than me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I'm obviously smarter than you as it said to ask questions concerning personal problems. Your inability to read my post and understand the context proves that I am indeed smarter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hot Ticket Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I have a question... if you're so smart, why aren't you smarter than me? lol thats what the AOL kids call 0WN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mosaicv2 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I have a question... if you're so smart, why aren't you smarter than me? SWEET QUESTION Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Dear Dr. Frigid, I'm the lead in my school play. I wanted one of my best friends to come and see one of my biggest events ever. But she can't because she has a conference badminton meet. BADMINTON! Badminton is NOT a fucking legitimate sport, it's something you do at family get-togethers whilst having conversations with your uncles and such. What's her next excuse, the state bocce ball invitational? World championships of lawn darts? Lame. I understand both of our respective events are important to us, even though I'm performing Inherit the Wind, classic literature of the stage, and she's just whacking a cock. I try and support her at her events, but she has to have a lame excuse like badminton. Long story short my feelings are hurt. Should I let this affect our friendship? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Dr. Frigid, question. Why do mexican people like Tacos so much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Dear Dr. Frigid, I'm the lead in my school play. I wanted one of my best friends to come and see one of my biggest events ever. But she can't because she has a conference badminton meet. BADMINTON! Badminton is NOT a fucking legitimate sport, it's something you do at family get-togethers whilst having conversations with your uncles and such. What's her next excuse, the state bocce ball invitational? World championships of lawn darts? Lame. I understand both of our respective events are important to us, even though I'm performing Inherit the Wind, classic literature of the stage, and she's just whacking a cock. I try and support her at her events, but she has to have a lame excuse like badminton. Long story short my feelings are hurt. Should I let this affect our friendship? While it does indeed hurt to not have her be there to see you in your time of glory you must realise this. With her playing badminton she's strengthening her arm every day, not to mention her thighs as she runs back and forth. This will come in handy for when you get drunk with her and she wants to go upstairs. Her grip will be great from badminton and she'll be able to give you an awesome hand job before you just go and fuck her non stop. Her muscular thighs will allow her to hold certain sexual positions most girls can not hold too. Don't let this affect the friendship, wait for the drunken sex to affect it. Next Question Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 I'm obviously smarter than you as it said to ask questions concerning personal problems. Your inability to read my post and understand the context proves that I am indeed smarter. But you not being smarter than me causes many problems in my personal life. I'm always telling my bitches about my problems and they say "We're tired of hearing about this. Isn't there anyone smarter than you on the internet you could ask instead?" And I have to say no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 22, 2004 IDRM, trust in Dr Frigid...I'm here to help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Sometimes I think I should fuck my mother, because, hey, most people don't get a chance to, and we probably all secretly want to. Also I could call myself a motherfucker will total accuracy. Should I give it a try? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 22, 2004 ....That is fucked up. Excuse me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Dear Dr. Frigid, Today, I lost my temper three times in a span of one hour, because people are idiots. I hate dumb fuck teenagers (yes, I realize I am a teenager myself) and their idiotic ways. Is it my fault for losing my temper, or everybody elses for being so fucking stupid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Sometimes I think I should fuck my mother, because, hey, most people don't get a chance to, and we probably all secretly want to. Also I could call myself a motherfucker will total accuracy. Should I give it a try? Dear IDRM, Well there are a few questions that need to be answered first 1.) Is your mom hot? If she's top level model hot I could understand the urge. I bet Kathy Ireland's son has thought about banging his mom a couple times. 2.) If the answer to the above is yes, is Dad around? You don't want to be stepping on his turf or even worse placing your penis somewhere that your fathers has recently. That's like using a bar of soap after he was rubbing it on his dirty nads. 3.) If the answer to the above question is no, then does your Mom want you? If your mom is still spanking you or constantly walks in on you in the bathroom that's a tell tale sign she might. If the answer to question #3 is yes than I don't care. Dr Frigid personally would not do this but I am not here to judge. If it makes you and your mom happy than so be it. It could also lead to a free trip to Chicago if you call Jerry Springer. Remember, you only live once so if fucking your mom makes it worthwhile then so be it. Next Question Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Dear Dr. Frigid, Today, I lost my temper three times in a span of one hour, because people are idiots. I hate dumb fuck teenagers (yes, I realize I am a teenager myself) and their idiotic ways. Is it my fault for losing my temper, or everybody elses for being so fucking stupid? Maybe you aren't Canadian? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 22, 2004 Dear Dr. Frigid, Today, I lost my temper three times in a span of one hour, because people are idiots. I hate dumb fuck teenagers (yes, I realize I am a teenager myself) and their idiotic ways. Is it my fault for losing my temper, or everybody elses for being so fucking stupid? Dear Canadian Chick, You are not to blame at all for people being idiots. The stupidity of some drive others to anger and you can only do your best to counter it by being the intelligent woman you are. Still, it appears as though your anger is derived from sexual frustration. Dr. Frigid is more than willing to come over and help you overcome this. You just let me know when you're free to work on this problem, I'm here to help. Next Question Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
