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Guest FrigidSoul

Is that plastic siding meant to look like brick at the bottom? If so why didn't they just use brick? Your house is a dummy

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Is that plastic siding meant to look like brick at the bottom? If so why didn't they just use brick? Your house is a dummy

Nah, that's actual brick. I would know, since I sliced my knee open trying to jump off the railing to the front steps....no, I wasn't drunk, just uncoordinated.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Where do you park your minivan, Gladys? I don't see a garage there. You suburbanite. You Fred Savage listening to Naglfar motherfucker.

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Guest croweater

Your house looks like it would burn down easily.......................

 

**runs to kitchen to get matches**

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Guest Dynamite Kido

Nevermortal would you be kind enough to leave your address, I would like to come over and steal things from time to time.

 

thanks

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Guest Dids

You can figure it out. Just to go that site and scan the pictures until you see his house- it'll list the address. It has to for tax assessment stuff.

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Guest Dynamite Kido
You can figure it out. Just to go that site and scan the pictures until you see his house- it'll list the address. It has to for tax assessment stuff.

Thanks Dids, would there be anything I can pick up for you at Nevermortal's?

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Guest El Satanico

I wonder what Old Morty does in that shed

 

That house looks like a house for the neighborhood molester, serial killer or other people of ill repute...maybe it's just the tree that gives that impression. Is that tree haunted or cursed?

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Guest Dids

"Net Assessment: 136,800"

 

The same house probably goes for more than double that in Seattle.

 

Let's make all kinds of assumptions based on the value of Nevermortal's house.

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Nah, it's the city that kills the value of the house and property.

 

If that same house were in Barrington it would be worth lots more. Yet anywhere here in RI is cheap compared to neighboring states. ESPECIALLY Taxachussetts.

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Is it one of those manufacture homes......which are actually glorified trailors made to look like a house?

It's a Ranch style house. Three floors.....doesn't look like it could be hitched to a trailer.

 

WTF bitch I ain't in no trailer park, ya'll don't know me!

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Guest Dids

Kinda.

 

I have a contracter friend who's just built addition after addition onto his trailer house. It's actually really nice, but it's still a trailer to start.

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