Since the purodigal son has returned...

[EL BRUJ0]

I think it's only fitting that with Coey coming back to thesmartmarkian family, we should remember some of those lovely memories. Yes peeps, I'm talking about this lovely rasslin discussion that spawned one of my favorite threads of all time, "A message to Jubuki".

 

I'm also demanding that the above thread be put in the classic folder, asap.

 

Oh yeah, almost forgot:

 

Nice to see that after all this time, RickyChosyu still has jubuki's cock impaled down his throat. One of these days Coey has to reveal his pimping secrets.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Hey, I just noticed that RickyChosyu's spelling/grammar appears to have improved immensely since the last time I read one of his posts.

 

I've nothing to add, other than yeah, that's obv. Jubuki.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Awww, another high-strung gerbil molester who expects everyone in the world to be 100% nicey. Someone sounds jealous because Coey respects me...

 

Besides, if Tom Collins is Coey, I'm Santa Claus. Check his posts more carefully; Coey doesn't make spelling errors like that. Ever. Nice dectective work, Sherlock.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Two things. One: Tom Collins is not Jubuki, and even if he is, I don't care because he got banned for bullshit the first time.

 

Two: It's silly to insinuate jealousy based on respect from an internet puroreso reviewer.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Two things. One: Tom Collins is not Jubuki, and even if he is, I don't care because he got banned for bullshit the first time.

I was Human Jukebox

 

You asshole, there's a thread for editing my posts.

Edited April 26, 2004 by Squirtle!

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Two: It's silly to insinuate jealousy based on respect from an internet puroreso reviewer.

I'd say Brujo's initial objections would quallify as silly, wouldn't you? You'd almost think he suspects a consparicy to destroy the site.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I wouldn't say there's a puroresu counterculture looking to bring the man down here, though Brujo may believe so, and if he does, this is certainly the forum to bring it up in.

[EL BRUJ0]

Awww, another high-strung gerbil molester who expects everyone in the world to be 100% nicey.

Yep, I toss and turn at night knowing that somewhere, that very second, Coey is hurting some wrestling geekbaby's feelings by calling him a nitwit.

 

And those gerbils wanted me to molest them, dammit!

 

Someone sounds jealous because Coey respects me...

Maybe I'll be lucky enough to be immortalized in one the "stupid" threads on his messageboard. You know the ones, wherein he calls more stupid attention to people he claims are too stupid for him to pay attention to.

 

Nice dectective work, Sherlock.

 

OOoohh, call me Dr. Jekyll and then Prof. Moriarty next so I can bust my nut.

 

<---*has fetish for fiction characters*

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Actually, those threads exist more along the lines of "here are people that should know better proving that somehow, they don't." I'd wager you fall into that 'too dumb to discus' category he has.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

He's got a point, Brujo.

 

you're hereby suspended from tsm.com

 

for one minute.

[EL BRUJ0]

^has abused his powers.

 

<as soon as the suspension is over, is calling for AoO head in site feedback.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It won't do any good. I've already assimilated the rest of the staff.

 

Two minutes, now, bitch.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Being suspended from tsm.com would not be such a terrible thing

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Two things. One: Tom Collins is not Jubuki, and even if he is, I don't care because he got banned for bullshit the first time.

So did CJ...let's unban him.

 

UNBANNING PARTY!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Oh, I TOTALLY think CJ got banned for bullshit, too, but I'm not the one who banned him, so...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CJ's been banned a bunch of times going back to the old days I think. Brujo or Brusier would know better than I.

 

Paul should be allowed to come home. Now that he's off the crack he's much calmer

[Giuseppe Zangara]

If Tom isn't Jubuki, someone's been doing his homework. From the music folder:

 

I think I'll take...

 

Black Flag (if just for Damaged)

Johnny Cash

Miles Davis

The Pixies

Bob Dylan

 

Thank you for the opportunity to post the most eclectic top 5 thus far.  The also-rans would include Matthew Sweet, Neutral Milk Hotel, Iggy & the Stooges, Television, Hüsker Dü, the Ramones, the Rolling Stones (69-72), the Clash, PJ Harvey, Liz Phair, Big Black, Zep, Hendrix, the Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Tom Waits, Jeff Buckley, Elvis Costello, and (last but certainly not least) the Tom Collins (who just need more albums to crack that top 5).

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah, and that wasn't even that eclectic. Mine ranged from sixties jam music to death metal.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

If Tom isn't Jubuki, someone's been doing his homework. From the music folder:

 

I think I'll take...

 

Black Flag (if just for Damaged)

Johnny Cash

Miles Davis

The Pixies

Bob Dylan

 

Thank you for the opportunity to post the most eclectic top 5 thus far.  The also-rans would include Matthew Sweet, Neutral Milk Hotel, Iggy & the Stooges, Television, Hüsker Dü, the Ramones, the Rolling Stones (69-72), the Clash, PJ Harvey, Liz Phair, Big Black, Zep, Hendrix, the Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Tom Waits, Jeff Buckley, Elvis Costello, and (last but certainly not least) the Tom Collins (who just need more albums to crack that top 5).

This is more investigative and emotionally investive I've seen you into board occurances in a long time. Snap out of it, you're better than to resort this this bullshite.

 

But Jubuki likes Miles? Bah-humbug.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

wether or not the banning was correct a pbp shouldn't be allowed back

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

If Tom isn't Jubuki, someone's been doing his homework. From the music folder:

 

I think I'll take...

 

Black Flag (if just for Damaged)

Johnny Cash

Miles Davis

The Pixies

Bob Dylan

 

Thank you for the opportunity to post the most eclectic top 5 thus far.  The also-rans would include Matthew Sweet, Neutral Milk Hotel, Iggy & the Stooges, Television, Hüsker Dü, the Ramones, the Rolling Stones (69-72), the Clash, PJ Harvey, Liz Phair, Big Black, Zep, Hendrix, the Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Tom Waits, Jeff Buckley, Elvis Costello, and (last but certainly not least) the Tom Collins (who just need more albums to crack that top 5).

This is more investigative and emotionally investive I've seen you into board occurances in a long time. Snap out of it, you're better than to resort this this bullshite.

 

But Jubuki likes Miles? Bah-humbug.

PS. All of the studying has turned my grammar to mush.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

This is more investigative and emotionally investive I've seen you into board occurances in a long time.  Snap out of it, you're better than to resort this this bullshite.

Mere observation, Banks. I rarely dealt with the man--what due to his by-and-large wrestling-oriented posts--but I rather liked him.

 

And that list is no more eclectic than the average hipster's--myself included.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I liked him too. Guy was an asswipe.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

I think he'd probably punch you in the face for calling him a hipster. Dont quote me there though.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

And that list is no more eclectic than the average hipster's--myself included.

No shit. He did show off a sense of bravado over a rather average top 5.

 

I think my inclusion of Gram Parsons was much more ballsworthy than adding Johnny Cash.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I think he'd probably punch you in the face for calling him a hipster. Dont quote me there though.

I had no choice after he called his own list "eclectic."

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Indie rockers getting into a fight is hilarious. They get huffy, then act soooo fashionably disinterested.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I think he'd probably punch you in the face for calling him a hipster. Dont quote me there though.

Why don't you pull his cock from your mouth and ask his opinion for us

[Guest RickyChosyu]

I'll do that when you pull your own cock out of your mouth.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Indie rockers getting into a fight is hilarious. They get huffy, then act soooo fashionably disinterested.

I went to go see the Pixies show a few weeks ago, I never realised how terribly "geeky" the indie rock scene was. They all dress the same, wear the same glasses, and have airwalk "skateboarding" shoes. I was terribly embarrassed to be seen with them.

 

As a side note, the show was fairly good. Both Frank Black and Kim Deal seemed genuinly happy to be in each others company considering that they hate each other. The only played the tracks from Surfer Rosa, Come on Pilgrim, and Doolittle. There was one from Bossanova and Trompe le Monde.