Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 I'll do that when you pull your own cock out of your mouth. ....how clever. Besides, I'm not that flexible.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 Fuckin', there were a BUNCH of people like that when I saw The Dillinger Escape Plan. I blamed the emo core bands that opened, and the college campus where the venue was located. At least with a metal show, you're guaranteed at least one total weird ass, and a bunch of black t shirt-wearing oafs clubbing each other.
Guest RickyChosyu Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 Since when does telling the truth pass for cleverness?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 Indie rockers getting into a fight is hilarious. They get huffy, then act soooo fashionably disinterested. I'm by no means ripped, but I'm generally larger than most of the crowd at indie shows I go to. A few months ago, I started shoving around this drunk, scrawny indie dork that kept bumping into my girlfriend. It was fun.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 Indie rockers getting into a fight is hilarious. They get huffy, then act soooo fashionably disinterested. I'm by no means ripped, but I'm generally larger than most of the crowd at indie shows I go to. A few months ago, I started shoving around this drunk, scrawny indie dork that kept bumping into my girlfriend. It was fun. Was he playing air guitar while lip synching the every word of each song? Thats another undesirable trait that they have.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 My favorite was always the college punk shows I'd go to once in a while. Most die-hard punk rockers are small and weak, and keep getting back up. There was also this big brutal sXe mutant that I once punched with a lit cigarette. It sort of turned into a little fracas, but the owner was cool and didn't kick us out. It was probably because I was supposed to go on stage later.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 Was he playing air guitar while lip synching the every word of each song? Thats another undesirable trait that they have. I find myself doing that quite often to catchier lines by Sigur Ros.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 Was he playing air guitar while lip synching the every word of each song? Thats another undesirable trait that they have. I find myself doing that quite often to catchier lines by Sigur Ros. I could only imagine the zone one would have to get into to master the air guitar and vocals to Sigur Ros. It would have to be an orgasmic experience rife with rolling back eye balls and seductive hip girations.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 That post originally said something else, but Agent changed it. For the better, admittedly.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 haha I envy your position and/or abuse of power. gimme gimme
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 I've actually witnessed people attempt rocking out at a Sigur Ros show, by the way. I admired their spirit, even if it didn't work.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 There was a nazi at Dillinger. I don't know what the hell that guy was thinkin'..That shit might fly at a big anonymous Pantera show, but not at a small intimate show full of punks, socially conscious people, and grind freaks.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 I've actually witnessed people attempt rocking out at a Sigur Ros show, by the way. I admired their spirit, even if it didn't work. The only way I could "rock out" to Sigur Ros is if I had a few extra drinks...and my stationary stance became a little boggled - which would translate into an unintentional yet extremely dizzied groove.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 There was a nazi at Dillinger. I don't know what the hell that guy was thinkin'..That shit might fly at a big anonymous Pantera show, but not at a small intimate show full of punks, socially conscious people, and grind freaks. I should listen to DEP. I want to. Is it worth my time?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 I've actually witnessed people attempt rocking out at a Sigur Ros show, by the way. I admired their spirit, even if it didn't work. The only way I could "rock out" to Sigur Ros is if I had a few extra drinks...and my stationary stance became a little boggled - which would translate into an unintentional yet extremely dizzied groove. Most the rocking was because the band's drummer is really fucking intense on stage. At one point, he was playing so hard he broke part of his kit. Rather than stop, he just played with what was still standing, while a roadie did repairs.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 There was a nazi at Dillinger. I don't know what the hell that guy was thinkin'..That shit might fly at a big anonymous Pantera show, but not at a small intimate show full of punks, socially conscious people, and grind freaks. I should listen to DEP. I want to. Is it worth my time? It could be. Judging by your tastes, you'd probably be a lot more open to the newer stuff, and the Mike Patton material, as it's a whole lot less grind, and a lot more..something else. The guitarists are both absolutely insane, and drummer Chris Pennie is what you get when you take a jazz drummer and crank him up evil. Brain Benoit, the original singer, does nothing but scream, but he's good at it, so it depends if you're into that sort of thing or not. The Mike Patton stuff is well, Mike Patton, so the vocals are naturally all over the map, and completely overwhelming. Their new singer is a mixture of the two. He hits the classic Patton high notes, can growl a little, and shreiks until his face, neck, and extremities are all purple. They're not really a metal band, though. They're sort of a mixture of Mr. Bungle and Converge. If you're going to get anything, get the EP with Patton called Irony is a Dead Scene. It's pretty much universally awesome.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 Sass, you KNOW we're cool, but come on... you HAD to know he'd come back to the board once you started running his column. If only to see what people thought. I mean, you had to. You're ( a lot) smarter than I am, and I would have seen that a mile away.
EL BRUJ0 Posted April 26, 2004 Author Report Posted April 26, 2004 I'm still waiting for "Message to Jubuki" to be placed in the classic folder.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 Maybe. I'll read it later and we'll banter about it. It was a pretty cute hissy fit if I remember correctly.
Sass Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 I've checked things out to veirfy it and Collins *isn't* Chris. Chris has told me he isn't interested in posting here either so I'll take his word for it. More than likely Collins is probably one of the posters at SpyderTwist since the posting style does fit some of Chris' regulars work there.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 26, 2004 Report Posted April 26, 2004 I would not be the least bit surprised to learn that Tom Collins is Jubuki. In fact, I'd be more shocked to learn that he isn't him. I'll admit to being kind of in the middle because between the similar musical tastes, ornery posting styles, and self-deprication in the Puro folder it would all seem too obvious. I'd like to think he would be more subtle.
EL BRUJ0 Posted May 2, 2004 Author Report Posted May 2, 2004 Maybe. I'll read it later and we'll banter about it. It was a pretty cute hissy fit if I remember correctly. Did you manage to turn down the death metal for a bit and waste some minutes from your modlife yet?
Use Your Illusion Posted May 3, 2004 Report Posted May 3, 2004 I cannot believe this guy has caused such an impact. Who.Fucking.Cares.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted May 3, 2004 Report Posted May 3, 2004 Everyone be nice to the Puto guys. I'm sure they're just misunderstood.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 3, 2004 Report Posted May 3, 2004 As far as classic threads. I'll say the Nay-no. There was one good FK Teale flame (he needs to post more), Jingus' annyeurism was nice, and Sass fucking laid out the plots and subplots of the secrets of the universe or something in one of his dissertations. However, Incandenza was seriously being gay with Alina, and I posted like, 4 times about wrestling. It stays dead.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted May 3, 2004 Report Posted May 3, 2004 However, Incandenza was seriously being gay with Alina, and I posted like, 4 times about wrestling. It stays dead. It's nice we both have actions we regret.
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