reign Posted April 29, 2004 Report Posted April 29, 2004 Hey let's see if anybody shows up tonight to discuss your favorite show and mine...SmackDown! Can Kurt Angle make a return as GM of SmackDown! or will we see someone new take the reigns? Who will be the first to step up to new WWE Tag Chamions Charlie Haas and Rico? And stay tuned for what will surely be a classic match-up as RENE DUPREE!! takes on the excellence of execution Torrie f'n Wilson!!!! Be there!!! P.S. Please let this show not suck.....please
Downhome Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 Calm down everyone, we can't have all of you posting at once!
reign Posted April 30, 2004 Author Report Posted April 30, 2004 ................................(sounds of crickets).......................
reign Posted April 30, 2004 Author Report Posted April 30, 2004 Damn Angle's getting around pretty good for a guy with "internal injuries" and a "broken leg".....he's NO SELLING the Big Show!!!!!!Bastard!!!!!!!
reign Posted April 30, 2004 Author Report Posted April 30, 2004 Ok, which one of us farted? Vince....... right after that G'Damnned Lottery thing that f'd SD! right into the toilet...now look at us.......is TNA on tonight?
Downhome Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 If TBS ever chokeslams me off of a ledge, I hope to God that I take it just as good as Kurt seems to have.
reign Posted April 30, 2004 Author Report Posted April 30, 2004 "And then there's Torrie Wilson".....what the fuck....thank God they're actually doing something to help this once-great show climb out of the gutter....
JoeDirt Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 I'd rather watch Survivor. Sorry! Looked like a crappy show anyways.
Downhome Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 This has gone on for about twenty minutes too long. Someone abort this right now, please. Who is Angle's bodyguard?
Downhome Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 I'm begining to think that Torrrie Wilson is one of the greatest actresses ever. No one could be THAT bad at acting, so she must just be acting that she actually is that bad.
Brocklock Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 This has gone on for about twenty minutes too long. Someone abort this right now, please. Who is Angle's bodyguard? Angle keeps calling him Luther and I think he is Horshu.
Placebo Effect Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 This has gone on for about twenty minutes too long. Someone abort this right now, please. Who is Angle's bodyguard? Horshu, thus the haircut.
reign Posted April 30, 2004 Author Report Posted April 30, 2004 Who 's the guy man-handleing Torrie? He's the most believable one in this f'd up skit. This better end up with Kidman coming out to help Torrie and getting a mega-push although Cena is a pre-determined run in to get Torrie the win....hence the no DQ stip.
Downhome Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 Holy crap, I can't believe that I didn't pick up on that. I actually like Horshu.
Guest JMA Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 Inter-gender matches always involve a lack of common sense. Think about it, why wouldn't the guy just tear off the flimsy top of the female; this would cause her to cover herself with her hands and leave herself completely defenseless. A stiff clothesline later and the female is out-cold. Of course, that might piss off the censors...
reign Posted April 30, 2004 Author Report Posted April 30, 2004 This has gone on for about twenty minutes too long. Someone abort this right now, please. Who is Angle's bodyguard? Angle keeps calling him Luther and I think he is Horshu. So....who is Horshu....should I know him?
Downhome Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 This has gone on for about twenty minutes too long. Someone abort this right now, please. Who is Angle's bodyguard? Angle keeps calling him Luther and I think he is Horshu. So....who is Horshu....should I know him? He used to wrestle on WCW Saturday Night, etc... and has been in various other indie feds since then, UPW, etc...
Downhome Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 Get ready for Cena to run out, knock Dupre around a bit, then toss a bag of nuts at him.
Placebo Effect Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 This has gone on for about twenty minutes too long. Someone abort this right now, please. Who is Angle's bodyguard? Angle keeps calling him Luther and I think he is Horshu. So....who is Horshu....should I know him? He was a WCW JTTS for a few years. And when I mean JTTS, I mean anyone under an actual contract. He scored a few wins during that time, but they were all mostly jobbers. If he didn't have a fucking Horshu shaved into a head, along with making horshu motions with his arms, no one would remember him.
Guest JMA Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 It almost looked like Dupree felt up Torrie during that slam.
reign Posted April 30, 2004 Author Report Posted April 30, 2004 Did I hear Tazz say Dupree won? Did I miss something? At least they found a way to tie this into the Cena/Dupree feud...sorta
reign Posted April 30, 2004 Author Report Posted April 30, 2004 This has gone on for about twenty minutes too long. Someone abort this right now, please. Who is Angle's bodyguard? Angle keeps calling him Luther and I think he is Horshu. So....who is Horshu....should I know him? He was a WCW JTTS for a few years. And when I mean JTTS, I mean anyone under an actual contract. He scored a few wins during that time, but they were all mostly jobbers. If he didn't have a fucking Horshu shaved into a head, along with making horshu motions with his arms, no one would remember him. Your wrestling memory is unmatched my friend...I don't know how anyone could remember main events from WCW Saturday Night let alone the jobbers.......
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