The Official Judgment Day 2004 Thread

[JoeDirt 0]

If they had extra time to kill, I wouldn't have minded seeing Noble vs. Kidman vs. London vs. Spike vs. Nunzio vs. Moore or something like that.

 

Brawl to start, Dupree now working over Cena.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

So Cena/Dupree is now, and UT/Booker, and Eddie/JBL is left? God damn....I might have to buy a copy off someone to see how horrible this show is. As of now, the highest rating someone said was **, and none of these three matches will top that.... Serves WWE fucking right by trying to think people actually cared about this show.

[muzz 0]

How many times now has Cole told us that the arena is sold out or how many people are there?

 

It's really sad.

What do you expect him to say? I mean, shit, he's doing his job.

[JoeDirt 0]

So Cena/Dupree is now, and UT/Booker, and Eddie/JBL is left? God damn....I might have to buy a copy off someone to see how horrible this show is. As of now, the highest rating someone said was **, and none of these three matches will top that.... Serves WWE fucking right by trying to think people actually cared about this show.

I gave **1/2 to the opener!

 

But yeah...everything after that has sucked. No surprise, though.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

How many times now has Cole told us that the arena is sold out or how many people are there?

 

It's really sad.

What do you expect him to say? I mean, shit, he's doing his job.

I was unaware suffering delusions of grandeur was part of the job description.

[Repo Man jr 0]

They each miss their ridiculous moves!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

They each miss their ridiculous moves!

Does that mean they missed their dropkicks? Damn OVW guys...

[Repo Man jr 0]

FU Rene. Cena wins!

[Guest Jim Ross]

How many times now has Cole told us that the arena is sold out or how many people are there?

 

It's really sad.

What do you expect him to say? I mean, shit, he's doing his job.

I was unaware suffering delusions of grandeur was part of the job description.

It never failed Tony Blair

[Repo Man jr 0]

They each miss their ridiculous moves!

Does that mean they missed their dropkicks? Damn OVW guys...

Nah, that 5 knuckle shuffle and the hilarious french dance thing

[JoeDirt 0]

Frenchy dance gets a pop!

 

Cena counters Rene's finisher into the FU, countered to a reverse neckbreaker for 2.

 

Cena catches Dupree off a slingshot and hits the FU for the clean pin in 11 minutes. Not too bad at all. **1/4 (this rating is inflated due to the shit that's been on the show tonight)

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Cena won? Oh Shit........that doesn't fit to well with my predictions....(prays) Please God, let Eddie win! You can't be that cold~!

[muzz 0]

How many times now has Cole told us that the arena is sold out or how many people are there?

 

It's really sad.

What do you expect him to say? I mean, shit, he's doing his job.

I was unaware suffering delusions of grandeur was part of the job description.

Cole: Well, the turnout is pretty dissapointing, I guess we REALLY dropped the ball with this one.

[JoeDirt 0]

Well, unless Taker/T and Eddie/JBL each go a half hour, this show is ending early.

[tekcop 0]

**1/2. There was a little bit of psychology (the bearhug after Cena's bump to the floor and Cena countering the powerbomb) but other than that it really was really vanilla and you could have replace both workers with just about anyone else in the WWE or OVW and they could have had the exact same match.

[JoeDirt 0]

How many times now has Cole told us that the arena is sold out or how many people are there?

 

It's really sad.

What do you expect him to say? I mean, shit, he's doing his job.

I was unaware suffering delusions of grandeur was part of the job description.

Cole: Well, the turnout is pretty dissapointing, I guess we REALLY dropped the ball with this one.

It's not that he SAYS it. It's that the WWE continues to hammer home the point the crowd is sold out when it's clearly not.

 

Just forget about the crowd and call the action.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Well, I don't mean he should be truthful, but any idiot (except besus) could realize that the show won't draw dick and the arena isn't even 3/4 full.

 

He can be dis-honest, but not as extreme as "OMG! WE SOLD OUT! LAKERS SUCK! THE ARENA IS PACKED!".

[Guest The Minor Threat]

How many times now has Cole told us that the arena is sold out or how many people are there?

 

It's really sad.

What do you expect him to say? I mean, shit, he's doing his job.

I was unaware suffering delusions of grandeur was part of the job description.

Cole: Well, the turnout is pretty dissapointing, I guess we REALLY dropped the ball with this one.

Cole: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for joining us for [insert whoever's sponsering this load of crap] presents WWE Judgment Day 2004! Judgment Day is coming to you live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California.

 

"Sold out" doesn't ALWAYS have to preceed the name of the event, you know.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Who's the Sonny Chiba look-a-like ?

 

Never seen him before.

[Guest Jim Ross]

Anyone care to translate what that Kenzo guy said?

 

And is this the same guy who was supposed to be Hirohito?

[Repo Man jr 0]

Cena felt like the biggest star of the show. The crowd really dug everything.

[JoeDirt 0]

Cena felt like the biggest star of the show. The crowd really dug everything.

Yeah, they clearly see him as a huge star and everyone else as blah.

 

Taker/T up next, obviously.

[Guest The Minor Threat]

Booker's gotta win. This PPV has been dominated by faces with the exception of Chavo.

What kind of reaction did Mordecai get?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Hahahahahaha, Booker T winning....not a chance.

[JoeDirt 0]

Booker's gotta win. This PPV has been dominated by faces with the exception of Chavo.

What kind of reaction did Mordecai get?

No reaction at all.

[tekcop 0]

So Cena/Dupree is now, and UT/Booker, and Eddie/JBL is left? God damn....I might have to buy a copy off someone to see how horrible this show is. As of now, the highest rating someone said was **, and none of these three matches will top that.... Serves WWE fucking right by trying to think people actually cared about this show.

This show would be too bad if it were on TV. Everything other than the women's match and the two sqashes have been at least **. Workrate wise, there were shittier PPV's last year.

[Guest The Minor Threat]

Hahahahahaha, Booker T winning....not a chance.

Stranger things have happened.

[Repo Man jr 0]

Booker comes out holding his scary creepy tiny stupid looking bag

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Hahahahahaha, Booker T winning....not a chance.

I wouldn't say that. He has a VERY good chance of winning...

 

Excuse me. Holy shit, a pig just flew by my window!

[tekcop 0]

Dead people can't live in Texas?