Guest Report post Posted May 27, 2002 "Can we hurry up and get this over with?" -Vince at KOTR 95, after watching his plan to put Mabel over, go straight to a place beyond Hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted May 28, 2002 I challenge th winner of this match, either Bret, or that Jap, brother! Hogan at WM9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 "Rocky doesen't suck! You suck!" -Some kid in the crowd in the "Warzone" after the "Rocky Sucks" chants stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C-Bacon Report post Posted May 29, 2002 before survivor series (92 i think it was) sid (justice), bossman and l.o.d cut a promo on superstars and bossman forgot sids name! went some thing like: Bossmna: " [generic bossman threat] when me, the lod and........and......." Sid: .....Sid Justice (trying to keep a straight face while looking into the camera) Bossman: SID JUSTICE! funny thing though, was that they could have easily not shown it since it was taped and all. *shrugs* and last night on RAW: JR: The ladder can be used as a tag team partner! King: What are you talking about? You can't tag a ladder! JR: Well, sorrrrrrrrrry! JR sounded like he was hurt or something as the commentary progressed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted May 29, 2002 Also last night after Regla pulled the Brass Knuckles out of his tights: JR: That's the only hard thing that's in Regal's trunks Someone should've asked JR if he prefers the wrestlers walking around with boners in their matches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted May 29, 2002 Vince McMahon at Canadian Stampede: "Taka Michinoku is a samuri warrior!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 29, 2002 does anyone know the quote that jerry lawler said right after the fan ran into the ring and pushed eddie off the ladder on raw? I can't remember what it was but it was something about how the guy was canadian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 1, 2002 does anyone know the quote that jerry lawler said right after the fan ran into the ring and pushed eddie off the ladder on raw? I can't remember what it was but it was something about how the guy was canadian. I believe Lawler labelled the moron a 'typical Canadian' -------------------- If you watch the main event of Judgement Day 2002 and wait until Taker & Hogan brawl to the outside of the ring, Taker or Hogan ( im not sure which ) will whip their opponent into the steps..listen to the guy in the front row scream: "OH MY GOD!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!! KICK HIS ASS BROTHER!" This has been the Taker Mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted June 1, 2002 Some tv match about 95 vince n shawn were announcing (Jarrett Bulldogs davey boy smith) Shawn: Could he pin the bulldog with a BULLDOG? Vince well ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWF!!!! he REALLY was selling it. Very sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted June 2, 2002 another one i heard the other day watching some tape (crush & yokozuna vs savage & luger) (yoko attacks savage from behind on the outside) Stan Lane: Wow, you wouldn't think a 600 pound man could sneak up on anyone.. Monsoon: Yes, snuck up on him like an enormous...cat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted June 2, 2002 there was an episode of raw, before Armaggedon '99. BB was in the ring giving an interview when Ivory interupted. She gets on the apron, about to step in the ring, when she stops looks at BB and says "Gee, you know your boobs really are quite big" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 5, 2002 From Redandyellow.com: One of the sections talks about the first time Hogan mentions the word retirement. I can't remember the exact quote: "...........this was the first time Hogan dealt with such talk." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted June 7, 2002 "You can't help but cheer for Hardcore Holly" - Michael Cole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted June 7, 2002 I cheer for Hardcore Holly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted June 8, 2002 I cheer for Hardcore Holly. Well, it just seemed bad to me because it seemed like Michael Cole was forcing everybody to cheer Hardcore Holly when we last saw him as a heel beating up Randy Orton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mark4steamboat Report post Posted June 8, 2002 Hardcore holly rules but micheal cole is a little Miami Vice bitch while Tazz is pimpin in his orange and black suit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted June 8, 2002 Survivor Series Showdown 1991. Vince and Heenan are shilling the PPV. Heenan: "I've got my ticket, I'll be in Detroit this Wednesday!" McMahon: (paraphrased) "Well, my family will be watching from the comfort of home live on pay-per-view." (This is stupid enough because even a lot of marks already knew Vince was in charge. But it gets worse.) Heenan: "Well, I'd order it for my family but we don't get it out there." McMahon: "That's no excuse." Now, I know you're trying to get people to order the show, but could you explain to me how not having PPV, which is what Heenan is implying here, is not a good excuse to order it? WE CAN'T ORDER IT IF WE DON'T HAVE THE CAPABILITY! It's funny though, because Heenan immediately got defensive about that. McMahon: "Don't you have a dish?" Heenan: "No, I don't have a dish! I don't live in a barn or in the woods someplace!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted June 8, 2002 I might have done this one already but at survivor series after trish wins the title Jr and Paul are in full hate mode. JR: Well, trish came in the back door, and I bet you'd like that wouldn't ya Paul.. heh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Renegade Report post Posted June 8, 2002 "Isnt an Asian woman allowed to smile?" King at BL 2002...that made me sick to my stomach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted June 8, 2002 McMahon, from the Raw AFTER Canadian Stampede! "Taka Michinoku and the Great Sasuke...these two men are such great samuri warriors..." WTF is with him and Samuri Warriors?! He may have meant it as a compliment, but it sounded very stereotypical to me. Also during this match, Brian Christopher was at ringside in full racist mode, calling them Japs and what not. King did have a pretty funny line about Taka though... "Taco?! What's a Japanese guy doing named Taco?!" And it continues...after Brian leaves the commentary table... JR: Say "goodbye son!" King: He's your son?!" Not as funny out of context. From another Raw in late 97...I can't remember exactly which one, but during an NAO promo... Road Dogg: (pointing to the commentators [Vince, JR and King]) Your a freak...your a freak...AND YOU'RE A F####T! That shit just came outta nowhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 9, 2002 Wrestlemania 12 - During the Iron Man Match McMahon - Shawn, winning some 5 slammy awards last night.. King - Didn't he give one to Jose Lathario? Vince - Indeed he did..he dedicated one to him anyway.. King - I would suggest you will be seeing that one in a pawn shop in Tiawana sometime soon. also... King - Having Bret's parents out here is a bad omen, i mean the last match he had when they where here was the I Quit match, and they said i quit for him! Vince - well... King - Stu & Helen should of said I Quit before they had Bret. Oh..you rule King, you rule... Superbrawl 8 - Jericho has just beaten Juvi and he now must take off his mask... Heenan - Wouldn't it be something if it were Okerlund under there.... I LOVE YOU BOBBY! This has been the Taker Mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 9, 2002 More Bobby quotes from the Taker Mark The nWo music hits, and they start to walk over to the broadcast posistion... Heenan - See ya! ( gets up and leaves ) Bobby sees Hogan with hair on his head.... Heenan - OH MY GOD HE HAD GROWN FEATHERS! Undertaker is Bonzai dropped by Yokozuna... Heenan - If Taker gets up from that, im a weasel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Renegade Report post Posted June 9, 2002 At invasion when RVD hits matt hardy with the chair: Cole: RVD perhaps targetting Matt Hardy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted June 9, 2002 At invasion when RVD hits matt hardy with the chair: Cole: RVD perhaps targetting Matt Hardy Every time you think cole is done, he outdumbs himself in glorious fashion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mark4steamboat Report post Posted June 9, 2002 Micheal cole and tony should have done PBP with bobby as a commentater just once for one PPV. That would have been so awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TopSecretMan Report post Posted June 9, 2002 Lawler, during the skit where the Stooges go to a bar in Texas to seach for Austin: "Ahh! It's Austin's drunken bum buddies!" Cole, countering Lawler's claim that some misc. babyface sucks the week before a PPV: "He won't suck come Sunday.." Heenan, at one of the Road Wilds, during a closeup shot of a biker in the crowd: "Hawww haw I've got a beer and a eagle on muh back" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TopSecretMan Report post Posted June 9, 2002 Also, Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler calling the brutal Aja Kong vs Chapparita ASARI match from RAW in 95 Lawler: Aja Kong is fat from eating potato chips on the couch!! (Kong kicks ASARI hard in the teeth) VKM : OH HO HO! There's potatoes all over the ring RIGHT NOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted June 9, 2002 The 3-man booth of doom: Michael Cole, Dusty Rhodes, and Stevie Ray Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mark4steamboat Report post Posted June 9, 2002 Oh god throw in scott hudson in there as a guest and ears across the country will bleed for days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mark4steamboat Report post Posted June 9, 2002 Oh god throw in scott hudson in there as a guest and ears across the country will bleed for days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
