I used to make serious posts.

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Squirtles multiple accounts with the same avatar confuse me.

 

On a side note I'll swap him the Incandenza name for one of his other user names if he wishes.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

I think all my other user names--save this one and Squirtle--were wiped out in the Great Board Purge of '04.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

Not a serious post, but:

 

Then there was the time I pretended to be gay, so that I could move in with this girl I loved from afar. She would often get naked in front me, and I had to act like I wasn't phased. Hilarity almost always ensued.

 

Then there was the time I dressed up like a woman so that I could get closer with this girl on my school's debate team, all the while receiving helpful, witty advice from my friend Jonathan Silverman.

 

This was much longer than a typical Inc post these days.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Not a serious post, but:

 

Then there was the time I pretended to be gay, so that I could move in with this girl I loved from afar. She would often get naked in front me, and I had to act like I wasn't phased. Hilarity almost always ensued.

 

Then there was the time I dressed up like a woman so that I could get closer with this girl on my school's debate team, all the while receiving helpful, witty advice from my friend Jonathan Silverman.

 

This was much longer than a typical Inc post these days.

Name-dropping Jonathan Silverman is tremendous...

[godthedog 0]

Looking through my posting history as Eyeball Kid, I realize I hit my stride in message boarding in the early months of 2003. I made many funny posts and was still an approachable and engaging board entity. Incandenza the Condescending Asshole wouldn't come into being until that fall.

the amount of motivation and free time required to do this deeply disturbs me.

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It takes two clicks you moron.

[Ripper 0]

Gold in type~!

 

yep. 2 clicks.

 

 

Moron.

 

*attempts chave like heel turn*

 

 

*crowd still cheers*

[Mik 0]

I just pulled a Squirtle and briefly glanced as my posts, just reading the last 2 or 3 pages. I found this gem from Prime.

 

U Love Mik: what about any president of the united states...ever. you have to be 35+ to be...i bet every one would tell you it was the prime of their life

Lkdg32: nope

Lkdg32: It is because the consitution was writen by past primers

Lkdg32: They were jealous of primes, so they made the law that you must be a past primer to become president

U Love Mik: oh, see luckily you have enough loopholes for your theory to make sure that it always works

Lkdg32: there are no loopholes

U Love Mik: jealous of past primers isn't a loophole?

Lkdg32: no

Lkdg32: It explains why the law is the way it is

U Love Mik: what exactly would you call it?

U Love Mik: because it fits what you want it to fit

U Love Mik: that's not logical at all

Lkdg32: Jealous past primers

Lkdg32: Past primers jealous of primes

Lkdg32: That is untrue

Lkdg32: Old people want to hang around with old people

 

Jealous of past primers.

[Nighthawk 0]

It takes two clicks you moron.

Maybe he's talking about examining them all and determining a period of stride.

[Ripper 0]

man I tells ya, from that time the boared crashed on, I have really been going down hill. Start from the end back up and GOLD people...GOLD.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Ripper: Making startling revelations since 10 minutes ago.

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I miss the days when I was good. Really I do.

[justsoyouknow 0]

At least I don't have to worry about the days when I used to be good, considering that they don't exist.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

It takes two clicks you moron.

Maybe he's talking about examining them all and determining a period of stride.

Twenty minutes and some beer.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

See kids, that's why you sooooo need a catchphrase.

 

 

This thread is ghey, Fo sheez.

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cunt

[The Amazing Rando 0]

If you're coming here to kick back, then there's no need to be serious.

 

Become one with the Rando-ness.

Editted for ego.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

See kids, that's why you sooooo need a catchphrase.

 

 

This thread is ghey, Fo sheez.

Canadian...of course.

 

 

EDIT: that one doesn't work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ban Agnes.

 

 

EDIT: Maybe This One.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Indeed.

[Nighthawk 0]

OMG WTF?!?

[Ripper 0]

Man, yesterday this girl from my job joined the forum, and looked around for a while and said that she wouldn't post here because although there seems to be alot of good topics, they all get off course will silly and stupid answers and never recover.

 

Then I realized I was usually the one that took them off on another tangent.

 

I am ashamed.

 

 

So I would like to announce that from now on tuesdays will be Serious Ripper day, effective immediately.

 

Maybe.

 

 

I usually forget to do shit, but dammit, I will try and remember this and be a useful member of the board at least one day a week.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

gay

[alfdogg 0]

Fag.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you wish.

[alfdogg 0]

No YOU WISH LOLOLOLOL~

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

don't make me get the Wicked Bat out.

[alfdogg 0]

Tee ball practice starting already?