Non-spoiler SD listings

[JoeDirt]

Here they are...not to disappoint ahead of time...but reports of the show don't look good. At least Velocity looks decent.

 

Velocity:

 

1) Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Mark Jindrak

2) Orlando Jordan vs. Akio

3) Jamie Noble vs. Spike Dudley

4) Rico and Haas vs. Kidman and London

 

Smackdown:

 

1) John Cena vs. Doug Basham

2) Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. An opponent

3) Nunzio and Stamboli vs. Undertaker

4) Torrie vs. Dawn Marie

5) Dudley Boyz vs. RVD and a partner to replace Guerrero (after what happened to his Mom at that house show)

 

Edit: removed spoilerish commentary on Chavo#s opponent

Edited May 5, 2004 by nikjohns

[Lil' Bitch]

4) Rico and Haas vs. Kidman and London

 

Oh shit, can't afford to miss this one!

[Youth N Asia]

1) John Cena vs. Doug Basham...John Cena vs 1/2 of the most unover bastards ever

 

2) Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. An opponent...doesn't help much, but I haven't been expecting anything out of Smackdown lately

 

3) Nunzio and Stamboli vs. Undertaker...NO FUCKING HANDICAP MATCHES!

 

4) Torrie vs. Dawn Marie...BAH! Neither can wrestle! Just a chance for Torrie to go a trillion to nothing in their series.

 

5) Dudley Boyz vs. RVD and...ehh, could be alright I guess

[Guest Dazed]

I just removed a post from Scroby, who expressed his reaction to the opponent, in a spoilerific moment. Please keep it all to the spoiler thread.

[Downhome]

Someone please post Chavo's opponent in spoiler tags. I want the option to look at it in this thread if I want.

 

With that said, this SD looks like a pile of human waste. In all honesty, I'm starting to think that they are making SD look like crap on purpose for some reason. Perhaps to build to an angle where they finally "snap out of it" and set out to prove to RAW/Heyman/Booker, etc... that SD actually can be a great show.

 

I can't think of another reason to have a show be this bad. It isn't where the main eventers are just in a bad feud, it isn't the normal "bad" feeling when WWE has been at it's lowest before. It just feels weird, like it's on purpose to me.

 

I'll still mark out for Taker, and the main event, but as a whole it looks like a Heat or something, just with star power. I gave up on thinking anything good will come from this Chavo thing. There is no way they would allow something outstanding to come from that.

 

Wow, RAW and SD are just totally different now. If anything, they sure have succeeded in making the shows look different.

 

Velocity looks like a good show to me, especially the main event.

[Guest Dazed]

For Downhome's benefit, Chavo's opponent is Jacqueline

[Guest Dazed]

Another damn post about Chavo's opponent has been removed. For the love of god, stop it!

[Downhome]

In no way did I spoil anything, my God.

[tbondrage99]

It actually does seem TOO awful, I would love to see Rico and Haas vs. Kidman and London but alas, I cant see Velocity or Heat.