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Steph is clearly the worst McMahon.

Not so Clear. Shane is neck and neck with her.

 

Stuff sabotages people off screen, Shane does it on screen.

Shane only ruins those in angles with him. Steph can ruin anybody, anytime.

Anyone that ever gets manhandled by Kane again looks like a fool.

Kane doesn't get the upperhand on anybody anymore. Only jobbers like Val Venis & Matt Hardy, who are already buried.

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Steph has the touch of death but Shane has that whole "trying to be a wrestler even though he sucks" thing going for him which will piss me off to no end.

 

How's about they both die? I can't choose between the two.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Vince the boss of the whole company?

Therefore, everything that happens both on screen and backstage happens because Vince allows it. IMO, that makes Vince the best and the worst of the McMahons. He should be blamed when they do stupid things, and he should get credit when they do something good.

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Steph has the touch of death but Shane has that whole "trying to be a wrestler even though he sucks" thing going for him which will piss me off to no end.

 

How's about they both die? I can't choose between the two.

How about all four?

 

-Patrick

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Linda is fine, and Vince has had some really good moments.

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I can't stand three of them at any time, and only Vince in small, important doses. I much prefer when he acts as the impartial chairman, interested in his company as a whole even when kayfabing.

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Ok...

 

To the person who said that Holly was teaching the TE kid a lesson that only Holly understood - Here's the lesson Holly was teaching him. Wrestling is not a motherfucking cakewalk. YOU WILL GET HURT. There's no easier way to impress that on someone then to beat the shit out of them. Is it a nice thing to do? No, but it's hella effective.

 

Second, to Mearle - One, I wasn't generalizing anything about Morgan (unlike people who hear that someone got injured while wrestling Hardcore Holly, and, without knowing ANY OTHER FACTS instantly assume that Holly HAD to be at fault); I was simply stating that I don't like Matt Morgan, albeit in a somewhat vicious manner.

 

Two, I'm gonna quote this part you evidently missed:

 

But seriously

 

I thought that was adequate enough to imply that I had been kidding (unlike some, I don't actually think anyone breaking their neck is cool) but it seems to have gone over the heads of some. Sorry about that.

 

Also, Steph < Shane. Shane can at least be entertaining while trying to be a wrestler, if only because it's funny to see him trying to be a wrestler.

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Ok...

 

To the person who said that Holly was teaching the TE kid a lesson that only Holly understood - Here's the lesson Holly was teaching him. Wrestling is not a motherfucking cakewalk. YOU WILL GET HURT

And he does this as the other three are trying to teach them to trust their opponents in the ring.

 

unlike people who hear that someone got injured while wrestling Hardcore Holly, and, without knowing ANY OTHER FACTS instantly assume that Holly HAD to be at fault

 

Well, the startling number of rookies that get hurt or almost hurt in Holly matches is one hell of a coinky-dink.

 

EDIT: My main problem with Holly is that he is obviously going out there to hurt people. There's no reason for him to hit people that hard in a wrestling match. Some people do it and claim that it adds to the quality of the match. Well, Bob has been doing it for years and he hasn't had a decent match since Lord knows when.

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To the person who said that Holly was teaching the TE kid a lesson that only Holly understood - Here's the lesson Holly was teaching him. Wrestling is not a motherfucking cakewalk. YOU WILL GET HURT. There's no easier way to impress that on someone then to beat the shit out of them. Is it a nice thing to do? No, but it's hella effective.

BULLSHIT. Holly was teaching the kid what happens when you become a bitter, old, never was been which Holly is. The other teachers were trying to teach them about trust and Holly broke it bigtime. And as for trying to teach Matt that wrestling hurts the other teachers did a good job of that and they didn't beat the shit out of him and fuck him up in the first 20 seconds.

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What got me was when Holly made fun of the kid for crying after he talked to DeMott about it the next day.

 

Cuz, ya know, Sparkplugs never cry.

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Until the McMahon family is completely gone from professional wrestling, professional wrestling will have absolutely no value whatsoever.

 

-Patrick

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except to those companies that made alot of money off it from 1998-2000.

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As long as the McMahons' idea of what wrestling should be is the one that is the most visible, professional wrestling will always be the joke that it is and that mainstream audiences perceive it to be.

 

-Patrick

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Imagine how Heyman thought about that descision.

 

Heyman: So whose Chavo's oppoent tonight?

 

Stagehand: Well this Matt got hurt, steph called and said Jacqueline is going in tonight.

 

(Heyman just stares at the stage hand and storms off while throwing his hands in the air.)

 

Stagehand 2: So what Heyman want?

 

Stagehand 1: He wanted to know who was going to be chavo's mysetry oppenent would be tonight.

 

Stagehand 2: Oh what did he think?

 

Stagehand 1: I think he liked it, he was speechless.

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Stagehand #2: Really?

Stagehand #1: Yep, He even threw his hands in the air to the lord for his appreciation.

 

Stephanie: Hi Guys

Stagehands: Hello

Stephanie: What's your names?

Stagehand #1: Orlando

Stagehand #2: Paul...

Stephanie: Cool...Want to wrestle?

Stagehand #2: Um, We're already doing that you see...We wrestle on Velocity

Stephanie: What's that? Is that one of those evil independent Companies daddy told me about?

Stagehand #1: Actually...

Stephanie: ENOUGH! GET OUT OF HERE! YOUR FIRED!

 

Stagehand #2: Guess it's back to Philly where everyone loves me and I headline every show. Peace.

Stagehand #1: But what about me? Can I come with you?

Stagehand #2: Sorry buddy...You can't get in without talent...or a past.

Stagehand #1: So back to Waffle House?

Stagehand #2: Guess So...

Stagehand #1: Fine...I'll make the bestest greatest HASH BROWN the world ever seen.

 

Vince: Hey you...Darkie...I need a jobber tonight...You look it.

Stagehand #1: Great!

Vince: Wait...It's that Moore kid. He's a WCWer...You're going over kid. It's your Lucky day!

Stagehand #2: Hi Vince.

Vince: Oh Hi, I'll be back in about 20 minutes, just bring the Limo out to the back will ya? Thanks.

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Stagehand #1: Yep, He even threw his hands in the air to the lord for his appreciation.

::Anglesault randomly walks into the shot::

 

AS: But he's Jewish...

 

Oh, by the way, here's the home address of the guy that says you love being a jobber

 

::AS gives Stagehand 2 barron's address and walks away::

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Wow...this thread is all over the place...I can't believe that the WWE would've even considered this Matt guy anyways(I barely remember him)...it really is a testiment to how fucked up this company has become...

Chavo- "hey I noticed that the ratings are a little lower than expected so I have this great idea where I'll defend my coveted CW title against random cws from around the world...it'll make for weeks of exciting wrestling and people will tune in each Thursday to see just who my next amazing opponent will be ...we'll call it CHAVO GUERRERO VS. THE WORLD--it's a lot like what we did back in WC...err...nevermind..it'll be great"

 

Stephanie-"hmmm? Oh...I wasn't really listening Eddie...listen we got this kid from MTV...we want you to drop the strap to him...sure he can be from some other country...my daddy and I can change any one's nationality..."

RING! RING!

Stephanie-"what do you mean Bob made him his bitch-oh wait that gives me a HUGE idea--one that's never been done before--call Jacqueline---we were just talking about getting her back in the title scene! This'll be great-daddy will be so proud!"

Fuck you Steph for ruining what could've saved your show...fuck you Jackie for even suggesting that you get in the ring anywhere else other than with the rest of the girls over at Raw...and fuck you Vince for continuing to let this stupidity with your damn children go on...

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Keep praying for that plane crash...I know I am.

 

-Patrick

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Yeah but with our luck it'll be the plane that goes down carrying Benoit,Eddy and Chris Jericho...good lord how did a wrestling show get me so jaded

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Keep praying for that plane crash...I know I am.

 

-Patrick

That's taking things too far, other people apart from Steph would oviously be killed by a plane crash. I think if you read the site rules you'll realise why you should be banned for that comment.

 

Lets just hope she jobs it back to Chavo next week

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