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If you could interview one sports personality...

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Guest Redhawk

My roommate asked me this recently: If you had a 1-hour sit-down interview with any sports personality, and they had to be totally honest and forthcoming with you, who would it be and what would you ask them?

 

I would take Mike Tyson. Not only is he one of my favorite athletes ever, he's one of the more complex, interesting athletes I've heard of. Plus, I want to hear his side of what went down with Desiree Washington, Don King and Evander Holyfield.

 

I'd also want to ask O.J. what his involvement was in Nicole's murder.

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I'd like to sit down with Michael Jordan. Not for any scandelous reasons, hes just incredibly engaging and seems like he'd be fun to talk to.

I'd also like to sit down with Warren Sapp and Tony Siragusa, have some beer, and watch a football game - I love The Goose and Warren Sapp would be full of valuable... we'll call it "insight."

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Guest OctoberBlood

CHRIS SAAAAABOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Erm.

 

Current: Sean Casey

Past: Jose Rijo & Pete Rose

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Current: Anna Kournikova. In a hot-tub. While sipping cocktails.

 

Past: Probably Bobby Orr, or just one of the other Bruins during their hey-day (Espo, Sanderson, Cheevers).

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

An asian country's female gymnastics squad. The topic: The MDMA in the water pitcher in front of them.

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I think it was you who called him that.  May have been someone else.

It was me. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG~!!!

 

No "whoosh" Ripper? :angry:

 

I'd ask Racist Dusty why he left a Latino in at shortstop in Game 6 of the NLCS when he KNEW the weather was cold and a white player would probably not have made such a fielding error.

 

And if I was interviewing TJ, I'd ask him if he had any little white kids ask him if it's OK for them to play baseball in the heat after what Racist Dusty said.

 

And Ripper, the thread's topic is "interview," not "have sex with." At least for my sake I hope it is or I'm in serious trouble...

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Guest Redhawk

I couldn't even interview Serena. Even when I have to interview superfine girls for my school paper, I can't focus.

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Guest Choken One

Barkley or Jimmy Spencer.

 

God knows what those two fat fucks will say.

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