RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Welcome to Hippyville, Population: You. Phew, at least I didn't say plant a flower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted May 10, 2004 I feel that I'll be famous somehow also, and at least pretty wealthy, if not outright extravagantly rich. An unidentified man killed pop star Kylie Minogue today after months of her ignoring his desperate pleas of love. The man said to look like Paul Reubens with thin chops allegedly strangled the woman and then proceeded to cut the skin off her face in an attempt to wear it. Unbeknownst to him though she recieved so much botox that as soon as the skin was cut back it shriveled up into the size of a dime. When asked to comment on it the young man said "I like pop music and I'm not gay damnit". More on this story tonight at 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Obsessed people that kill the objects of their obsession never made much sense to me. I mean, wouldn't you ideally want said person to do the opposite and live forever? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 I can think of multiple moments in my life that were kickass and would have been ungodly levels of kick ass if there was a soundtrack behind it. Basically you could make a accurate depitction of my life into a movie and it would kick all types of ass. Guns, explosions, tourture escape, sex with women WAY to hot for me, self sacrificial, heroic moments, going into suicidal situations to help someone, explosive speaches that inspired all of my numerous followers, which was preceded by this leading man smirk on my face, standing with coats flying in the wind in dramatic fashion... Damn..I kick ass. The funny thing is...some of that is actually true... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 I can do great things... ...I just haven't tried yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Dama, Why not work with troubled youth then? It's not the most grand thing in the world and you'll never get noticed for it but think of the possibilities. Helping others and mentoring is always something that can turn out great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2004 Dama, Why not work with troubled youth then? It's not the most grand thing in the world and you'll never get noticed for it but think of the possibilities. Helping others and mentoring is always something that can turn out great. I'd more like to do something that involved violence and saving someone in that way.......I should join some sort of Law Enforcement. But not a run of the mill street cop.......OH! I could join the Marines...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2004 Nah, the Marines break down your individuality. I mean, unless you don't care about being personally great. It's all about the team. Join the Secret Service. That's some slick shit there. Or the CIA. I would say FBI, but that's what I want to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 12, 2004 Damaramu, Think of an idea that would change the world. You seem like a smart guy. And then be unrelenting in making that idea work. Easier said than done, I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2004 Ever consider fighting crime in a costume? I think if you actually did that you'd gain a lot of admiration because people want to live in a fantasy world. Anything you do to make the real world more fake, you'll be loved for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Ever consider fighting crime in a costume? I think if you actually did that you'd gain a lot of admiration because people want to live in a fantasy world. Anything you do to make the real world more fake, you'll be loved for it. Yeah, but the spandex outfits just don't look as cool in real life. Plus they chaffe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I want to be a successful musician, but I know it'll never happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I want to have sex with either of the girls in my sig, but sadly, there is a small chance it won't happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swan 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 Being a parent, I'm a hero to at least one person, and really the only person that counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I constantly feel that the chance to do what I want with my life is slipping away rapidly if I don't do anything about it, and it's scary. Want change in your life? Quitting this board is a start. this = truth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
