The OAO Raw Fashion Report

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If this works out well I'll make it a weekly thing, but if somebody got new tights you dug or Edge's hair was particularly flowing this week, talks about it here. Format blatantly stolen DVDVR steez so give all credit to the Playboyz.

 

WHAT WORKED

 

- Orton, more specifically, his entrance. The pyro and his walk enhance the character, IMO. I dig the he holds up the title as the last thing he does before he wrestles. Hair was tidy as always and the tights work well with his tats.

 

- Benoit's fucking motherfucking great Wild Pegasus mullett.

 

- Batista's chest veins seem to swell by the week. It's kinda worrying me. But as always, Dave had the ladies in the crowd on fire. Dunno when the fuck he started doing the bodybuilder entrance but whatever. He's angry. It works.

 

- Regal always wears nice suits on RAW. Nice sense o' fashion.

 

- Christ almighty, Nidia had some serious work done.

 

- Slutty Trish. That is all.

 

WHAT DIDNT

 

- Jazz's new hairdo frightens me. Her flipover neck-crank however, made me mark so I guess we're even.

 

- HHH's descent into Greg Valentine clone continues. And I also read somewhere tonight that he's going to play a vengeful biker in the upcoming WWE Films debut production. That's not good for business.

 

- Jericho needs to ditch the goatee and go clean shaven.

 

- There are some guys who can make the colour pink work. Christian is not one of them.

 

 

That's a wrap. Thanks for reading.

[Guest UncleJesseMark]

WTF is this?

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- HHH's descent into Greg Valentine clone continues. And I also read somewhere tonight that he's going to play a vengeful biker in the upcoming WWE Films debut production. That's not good for business.

After watching last week's RAW, I was just thinking how good Trips was looking without all the uneed extra muscle. He looks much more comfortable. He's not the roided freak who looked like he'd pull something while running the ropes and he's not the pregnant woman in the bicycle shorts anymore. It works for him.

 

Also, I can't really pin-point why, but Edge looks like he hasn't had a shower in years. He's like a hobo or something.

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Not fashion per se, but Batista did some great "crazy eyes" after beating the fuck out of Tajiri.

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Eugene looks like he needs a trip to the tanning salon. Pale skin reminds me of Bob Backlund. Plus the fact Backlund danced around the ring like an idiot reminds me even more of him when Eugene does it.

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I think Christian is pretty in pink... God... What am I saying?

 

I also think that Edge has gotten uglier since he has come back. The man looks like a freak! Just check out the Bad Blood poster for further evidence. I don't understand what the ladies ever saw in him.

 

I think Jericho's Highlight Reel Tights are the best he's ever worn.

 

HHH may be a fat slob, but it is easy to recognize he can move around easier.

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Trish has always been hotter when playing the slutty heel. Gotta love those table vignettes before Backlash 2000. And last night...damn!

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HHH may be a fat slob, but it is easy to recognize he can move around easier.

YELLOW HAT GUY!~!~~! **marks out**

 

I think Hunter needs to at least get back to how he looked in 2000. Do more cardio and sit-up's, focus less on weights.

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- Jazz's new hairdo frightens me. Her flipover neck-crank however, made me mark so I guess we're even.

I disagree, I think her new hair has improved her look.