NEWS on the Nwa Tna Video Game from E3 !

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

looks at dead ferret, looks at Louie Anderson defiling said ferret*

 

Fuck...

 

um...

 

REPO MAN!

wha...um...dude....?

 

wrong one..damnit...

Hell Yeha, does Repo Man have to choke a bitch? I think so! Kill That Freak!

 

*Repo Man Kills Emelio Estevez*

 

damn straight...now kill the less ugly Troma motherfucker!

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Both: EMILIOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

Steve: Doug, what are we gonna do?!

 

Doug: I dunno, Steve! But Tony's pissed off!

 

Tony: WHAT?! EMILIO ESTEVEZ?! YOU FUCKIN' COCKAROACH!

 

Admit it. Owned.

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

* clap clap clap*

 

Laz, I always said you were a badass motherfucker in need of a haircut, but you know what?

 

That's right bitch, The Furby Trifecta Of Death(patent pending)

 

*The Trifecta slaughters the wannabe's partiers*

Thats right, you'll be at The Roxbury...in Hell! With Janet Reno!

 

Tony Montana is too cool to kill...I ain't fucking with him.

 

BTW Laz, goto rewindvideo.com and d/l the magical time traveling thugtastic jug...hilarious Scarface parody, priates, and one crazy jug.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Hey, Furbies! Janet! I think there's a party over in that pile...WITH ILLEGAL CUBAN IMMIGRANTS! RUN, JANET, RUN! ELIAN NEEDS YOUR HELP! HE NEEDS LOVE, FURBIES! DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY!

 

 

Pancakes, bitch.

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

Thats it...I'm calling in the big dogs...

 

* gets on the EVIL VILLAIN PHONE OF DOOM! and assembles the TSM TAG TEAM OF DOOM!*

 

Drury37

 

Anglesault!

 

DRURY:Thanks

 

ANGLESAULT: OKay, why the hell is ANgle in a regualr wheelchair? He doesn't get a moto-cart? DAMN YOU GLASS CEILING!

 

DRURY: Thanks.

 

ANGLESAULT: ANd another thing, whats this whole "boombox" thing Cena talks about? The Hell is a Boombox?

 

DRURY: Thanks.

 

ANGLESAULT: I felt a girl's boob once..just saying

 

Go my legion of terror, annoy and complain, go! Tear Corey Laz apart, limb by limb, word by word!

 

DRURY: Thanks

 

....shut up

[Blade2kxx 0]

Quick Laz! Show this to Anglesault before he starts to bitch and bitch and bitch at you!

 

 

This'll cause him to curl up into a little ball and have nightmares! Use it Laz, USE IT!

[DangerousDamon 0]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

 

 

 

 

*Head explodes

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

You Killed Prototype....You Bastard!

 

Alright Blade, for heavy The Heavy Metal Infedel, I shall send after you a beast of such infamy, one of such disgust and despair, that it will drive you to insanity, from the screech of it's howling, death-filled jaws. Prepare to be lyrically bombared by....

 

Fred Durst!

 

Quick Fred, Blade loves your "music" sing.....SING FOR BLADE!

[Scroby 0]

 

I think that says it all.

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

Who would let Hilary Clinton near a baby? That's like put a steak infront of a rottweiler.

 

Scroby don't think you are withheld from my Legion of Terrible Celebrities.

Careful...they bite

[Scroby 0]

Mine do worse.

 

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

How'd You get that picture of my drunk uncle.

 

Okay fine, then here goes....I pray for your soul....B

 

I present to you....BARNEY AND POLITICIANS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Come...to the dark side...friend

[TheBigSwigg 0]

The moment Fred Durst was brought in, this thread sunk to new lows.

 

I shall bring it lower by bringing the great evil of Courtney Love to flash all of you away!

 

FLASH COURTNEY FLASH!!

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

you, my friend, reek of pure evil. You crossed the line! I match your Courtney Love with an army led by...

 

General Pauly Shore

Viva Va Weasel!

[Scroby 0]

Alright, I counter your love and your Shore with...

 

[DangerousDamon 0]

HA! Fools! I've returned from the dead to show you this picture!

 

[Blade2kxx 0]

Your Fred Durst has no effect on me because I'm somewhat a fan of them...

 

Now, I'll take your Durst, Love, and whoever the hell that is and raise you a Steven Tyler closeup.

 

 

[Scroby 0]

Ok, I see your Tranvesette with the baddest one of them all!

 

[DangerousDamon 0]

Ok, I see your Tranvesette with the baddest one of them all!

 

NOOOOOO!!! Not Dr. Frank-N-Furter!

 

 

*Throws dust in Scroby's eyes and runs away defeated

 

 

 

 

I'll have my revenge, Scroby!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mecha Mummy 0]

... This was the wrooooong thread to skip the second and third pages of.

[Blade2kxx 0]

This would have been a perfect time to play the Jacko the Wacko card too... Oh well, I'll have to settle.

 

Here, quake with fear in the presence of...

 

 

SAILOR BUBBA!

[Guest OctoberBlood]

... This was the wrooooong thread to skip the second and third pages of.

I was about to say the same thing.

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

I meet your fat man and raise you two hobos

 

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Two hobo's, eh? TWO HOBO'S?! Fuck you, prick. How about...

 

SIX HOMO'S!

Edited June 1, 2004 by Corey_Lazarus

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

Ha, LazTech must be down because I only see ONE Homo! Fine, how about....Hobo Homos!

 

 

That's just nasty....

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

 

Great......now look what you guys did.

 

Oh, Shit

 

 

I got that one....you fuckers are on your own.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Oy, shit. Now we done gone and made some zombies! There's only man we can call now...

 

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

 

Laz, there is too many......what are we going to do?

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

We're going to call the one group of people that can deal with this paranmoral phenomena.

 

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

 

Fuck the Ghostbusters......I'ma put a cap in some zombie ass!!!!