treble 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 List your injuries and maladies here. I've had this fucking hangnail for about a week now, probably longer and I guess even though it doesn't constantly hurt, it's the most annoying 'injury' I've ever had. You forget about it for a bit until you hit it trying to do the most trivial things (today I've hurt it typing, scratching myself, and adjusting the carseat). I just hit it not 5 minutes ago on my desk AND computer chair about 5 seconds apart, so a nice mix of blood and puss filled up my band-aid while I danced around my room shaking my hand and trying not to yell and wake everyone up. I've had to re-shape my life around this, basically, my left hand is useless. I suppose I should go to the doctor, or something, but I can't bring myself to make an appointment, or whatever, and go in and whine about my fingernail. Doing it on the internet, on the other hand, is a-ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I have a pulled hamstring. I also have a sore ankle. I was playing badminton and my foot got stuck in a gopher hole as I charged the net. (I lost the point.) This also aggravated the pulled hamstring I got playing tennis a few days ago. I further aggravated the injury playing both of the aforementioned racquet sports this afternoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 But does your finger hurt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 But can you walk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 About 30 odd bloodclots spread between both my lungs and my right leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I knew someone had to come in here and make Hangnail Tim & The Hamstring Kid look like whiny bitches... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 Quit smoking. Use a nail clipper. Watch where you step. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 6, 2004 This isn't all now... - Pulled hamstring - Broken jaw - Finger slammed in fully-shut car door - Ingrown toenail - Numerous counts of whiplash - Split open head x 3 - Stepped on a stanley knife - Busted blood vessel in eye - Almost choked to death, if that counts - Car ran over my foot - Red hot thumbtack in the eye I'm sure there are more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 ib don't you ever....FUCKING EVER use my name for a joke again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I'll go the iB route... Broken Fingers. That's all. Too bad my fingers are so stubby now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 strained hip flexor index finger slammed in door dislocated elbow engorged testicle vein (not really as bad or embarrassing as it sounds) sprained ankles etc. broken my pinky toes a few times on stubs nothing monumental... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I was a stillborn child and had to be resuscitated. I also came out backwards and broke my mother's coccyx. Two weeks later my sister dropped me on my head and I had a hairline fracture in my skull. Aside from that I've been fine however. Strangely not brain damaged too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 6, 2004 Is this a thread to come and bitch about our injuries as we get them? Because if so, I cut the part of my finger under the nail doing some yardwork today. It's not overly painful or anthing, just annoying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 Cracked my head open (10 times) Stepped on a gravel rake (went an inch and a half into the bottom of my foot) Broken right hand Broken knuckles Broken fingers Torn ACL Dislocated shoulder The amazing part is that, out of all of those injuries, only cracking my head open and stepping on a gravel rake happened while I was sober. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 Not really an injury, but I can pull my right big toenail in and out in the right side. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I have gas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I have an RSI in my left thumb that allows me to crack it repeatedly every 30 seconds or so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 6, 2004 Nope, guess I have diarrhea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 priapism Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I just got kicked in the balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 -Two epileptic fits -Gashed head -Ruptured testicle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 6, 2004 -Two epileptic fits -Gashed head -Ruptured testicle Those are real injuries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I just got kicked in the balls. I should add that I only got kicked in the balls so I could post in this thread. Now that's dedication. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to fuck my cousin while giving a running dialogue for you TSMer's while saving the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 Flames 3, Tampa 2. The Noose Tightens. Oh really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I need to update. I have sigs turned off. And I'm still going to win Both bets. you and Agnes will lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I'll go the iB route... Broken Fingers. That's all. Too bad my fingers are so stubby now. And yet you somehow find the strength to come here and post. Fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I have Jevaboh Witness's that won't stop knocking on the door giving me free religious discussion! I try in the nicest way to say that I am not interested but they still come. What to do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2004 After reading four -iB- posts in one thread, my eyes hurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted June 6, 2004 I'm invulnerable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2004 I have Jevaboh Witness's that won't stop knocking on the door giving me free religious discussion! I try in the nicest way to say that I am not interested but they still come. What to do? Easy. Just inflict all the injuries mentioned in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
