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When I posted that, I was showing that I took sex ed in 7th grade.

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Every time you ejaculate, millions of sperm are released. I'm guessing you don't get laid all that often, so all of that sperm is getting shot into a towel. Or a sock. Baby killer. You don't even give the boys a chance to swim.

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it's getting shot into his mom dude.

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There's the possibility of an entire subterranean species, sewer-dwellers, if you will, that contain Kingofthe909's DNA. I'd be terrified if I was a sanitation worker.

Ask CWM, he works down there.

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I don't know: it could be a leg thing, or a spiritual thing, or a psychological thing.

 

Or a heart attack.

*marks for Major League reference*

 

I can't believe nobody else noticed that. For shame.

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I only hate members of the Yankees who play solely for money. So yeah, I hate 3/4 of them. Plus liking them would make me think of Anglesault, and that should be done as little as possible. That's also why I would never drink the stuff in glowsticks- it could make me hallucinate to the point that I think the Yankees are a team worth cheering for.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Jesus, can anyone on Team FrigidSoul READ?

Can the Red Sox win a world series? Can Red Sox fans not complain that they only lose because of the Yankees? Can the Red Sox fans actually stop blaming others for the teams failure?

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Maybe if you stopped drinking the glowstick fluid you'd realize it was just an observation, assvalve.

assvalve?

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Jesus, can anyone on Team FrigidSoul READ?

Can the Red Sox win a world series? Can Red Sox fans not complain that they only lose because of the Yankees? Can the Red Sox fans actually stop blaming others for the teams failure?

Well, he did answer the question

 

Just not directly

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Maybe if you stopped drinking the glowstick fluid you'd realize it was just an observation, assvalve.

assvalve?

Maybe you'd prefer cock magnet or sackwart?

Yeah those sound good.

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SHIT. there's this beating sound coming from my chest!

 

I"M GONNA DIE

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