The lets convince -iB- he's having a heart attack

[Guest]

When I posted that, I was showing that I took sex ed in 7th grade.

[Art Sandusky 0]

And when you live, you show that you fail.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Every time you ejaculate, millions of sperm are released. I'm guessing you don't get laid all that often, so all of that sperm is getting shot into a towel. Or a sock. Baby killer. You don't even give the boys a chance to swim.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

it's getting shot into his mom dude.

[Guest]

Dude, it's the toilet, get it right.

[justsoyouknow 0]

There's the possibility of an entire subterranean species, sewer-dwellers, if you will, that contain Kingofthe909's DNA. I'd be terrified if I was a sanitation worker.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

like I said...your mom

[Guest]

There's the possibility of an entire subterranean species, sewer-dwellers, if you will, that contain Kingofthe909's DNA. I'd be terrified if I was a sanitation worker.

Ask CWM, he works down there.

[Ted the Poster 0]

I don't know: it could be a leg thing, or a spiritual thing, or a psychological thing.

 

Or a heart attack.

*marks for Major League reference*

 

I can't believe nobody else noticed that. For shame.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I can't believe how awful you and Kingofthe909 are at flaming.

 

For shame.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Maybe if you stopped drinking the glowstick fluid you'd realize it was just an observation, assvalve.

[Nighthawk 0]

Maybe if you stopped valving asses, you'd realize that drinking glowstick fluid makes you smart.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Maybe if you rooted for a real winning team like the Yankees you wouldn't be so aggressive.

[Ted the Poster 0]

I only hate members of the Yankees who play solely for money. So yeah, I hate 3/4 of them. Plus liking them would make me think of Anglesault, and that should be done as little as possible. That's also why I would never drink the stuff in glowsticks- it could make me hallucinate to the point that I think the Yankees are a team worth cheering for.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Yankee lover. Good man.

[Slayer 0]

Is -iB- dead yet?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Nope, he'll probably be on overnight to crap up all the greatness that's been in here tonight. Making all this good suck is what Team ChokenSault is for.

[Ted the Poster 0]

That reminds me, could you turn my name grey in the thread Kotz? It's really embarasing to look at it red.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Those were the draft results. The actual rosters are on page 1 of the Gang Wars thread.

 

Jesus, can anyone on Team FrigidSoul READ?

[Ted the Poster 0]

Sorry, I guess my horn-rims need a new perscription.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Jesus, can anyone on Team FrigidSoul READ?

Can the Red Sox win a world series? Can Red Sox fans not complain that they only lose because of the Yankees? Can the Red Sox fans actually stop blaming others for the teams failure?

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Can you ever shut the fuck up?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Can Man of 1,004 Modes properly apply burn cream to himself?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Maybe if you stopped drinking the glowstick fluid you'd realize it was just an observation, assvalve.

assvalve?

[Slayer 0]

Jesus, can anyone on Team FrigidSoul READ?

Can the Red Sox win a world series? Can Red Sox fans not complain that they only lose because of the Yankees? Can the Red Sox fans actually stop blaming others for the teams failure?

Well, he did answer the question

 

Just not directly

[Ted the Poster 0]

Maybe if you stopped drinking the glowstick fluid you'd realize it was just an observation, assvalve.

assvalve?

Maybe you'd prefer cock magnet or sackwart?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Silence, fuckbutter.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Maybe if you stopped drinking the glowstick fluid you'd realize it was just an observation, assvalve.

assvalve?

Maybe you'd prefer cock magnet or sackwart?

Yeah those sound good.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

SHIT. there's this beating sound coming from my chest!

 

I"M GONNA DIE

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ooooooooh, iB's gonna get you for that, CWM. He'll come with his crew from Team ChokenSault: