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Spiny Norman is reading this thread. He's gotta represent somehow, I expect some good stuff from him for Team Kotzenjunge.

 

You know MO1M, if you could actually coordinate your headless chickens somehow, you might have a shot at beating us after we get fatigued from the late hours.

 

Wait, I'm the only person on my team on Eastern Standard that I know of...

 

Okay, so you don't have a chance. Might as well try~!

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Ugh....we're gonna take worse of a beating than Lennux Lewis gave Mike Tyson last year.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

get an aim thing going with them BBCW, you, Gheyme, IB...now that's a team

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Which gheyme are you reffering to? Because if it's the one who always responds with eat a dick, Piss took him.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
Which gheyme are you reffering to? Because if it's the one who always responds with eat a dick, Piss took him.

no. his other name.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

We will never give up! With people like Choken One, Anglesault, me, -iB-, and countless others who don't know when to quit, this "war" will go on forever.

 

And with that, I bid adios.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
I will fight to the death!

this needs to go into classics

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Spiny Norman is reading this thread. He's gotta represent somehow, I expect some good stuff from him for Team Kotzenjunge.

Sorry to disappoint, but looking at who I am left to flame I honestly doubt that I am able to present a good insult at all. There's IB, who has stupid initials which may as well stand for Irritating Bulgarian, as his posts are both frequently exasperating and about as interesting a read as listening to a Bulgarian ie. not very.

 

There's also Man Of 1004 Modes all of which snuff my will to live.

 

And then there's hehateme who I knew nothing about until this thread where I swifty realised that not only is he aptly named but can't be owned. I am glad to hear this, because if I did own him I would immediately report him as being faulty. You are a vile human being and apparentally so terrible that you've even driven Man Of 1004 Modes out of this thread. Normally I would rejoice, but each post of your's makes me feel like having a sickle plunge into every orifice of my body and widen it by at least three inches. Please stop posting here, as I am about to suffer a bout of diarrhea from just mentioning you in this post.

 

So again, apologies for my lackluster effort Kotz, as my heart's not into it. They're all beneath me.

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Normally I would rejoice, but each post of your's makes me feel like having a sickle plunge into every orifice of my body and widen it by at least three inches. Please stop posting here, as I am about to suffer a bout of diarrhea from just mentioning you in this post.

 

I'm glad to have caused you some minor anal discomfort with my posts. The discomfort is usually more painful and intense for people that don't have their rectums probed daily, but in your case it's only a dull pain. I would like to suggest that you try some of this for your bowel movement problems.

 

pepto.jpg

 

Oh look its cherry flavored for a cherry

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We got a sig? score! I'll add it soon. Oh, and we seem to be winning.

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Normally I would rejoice, but each post of your's makes me feel like having a sickle plunge into every orifice of my body and widen it by at least three inches. Please stop posting here, as I am about to suffer a bout of diarrhea from just mentioning you in this post.

 

I'm glad to have caused you some minor anal discomfort with my posts. The discomfort is usually more painful and intense for people that don't have their rectums probed daily, but in your case it's only a dull pain. I would like to suggest that you try some of this for your bowel movement problems.

 

pepto.jpg

 

Oh look its cherry flavored for a cherry

the evidence mounts...

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Did you just call Spiny a cherry? What the fuck does that mean? You gonna bust his head like a hymen with a pinprick from your little dick? Shit, I'd skullfuck a goddamn Lincoln Tunnel through your ma'fuckin' dome.

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You wanting to skull fuck a man is your own business. I try not to get involved in your sexual escapades

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I am glad to see it took you thirty minutes to reply to me with such an inane flame. I am not even quite sure if I should call it that, what with it not actually being offensive, as you insinuated that my anus is not probed daily, which is accurate. But I am feeling polite tonight, even to a disgusting maggot-infected pusbucket such as yourself. So I will say touché, while in fact meaning the similar sounding you ghey.

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You're in HD, playa. That puts you on Team Kotzenjunge's turf. We 0wn this bitch, which makes all our business your business the moment you open dat yap and start talkin' shit. You and your little pussy-ass crew, lead by a pair of men, one of which is a fronter with a capital F, and a man who obsesses over some pansy that wears tights. So you try to step to us with some weak Pepto-Bismol shit, but we ain't havin' dat. I oughta kick your ass until you can't speak right for even THINKING about trying to bring some lame crap to the table, but it looks like yo mama already dropped you on your head enough times to guarantee that. Just backdafuckup with callin' people cherries and shit, 'cause that shit don't fly on Team Kotzenjunge's HD streets. That's hard-to-the-core discussion up in yo' area.

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