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I attempted to stop CWM from wearing the dress. But he demanded that he get to prance around like a large viking irish-woman and I'm just not going to argue with that.

 

I still have nightmares.

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Well, I'm sure it's a tasty thong. I'd eat one too, so long as there wasn't a dude wearing it beforehand. That's our essential difference, Mr. Morrison.

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I attempted to stop CWM from wearing the dress. But he demanded that he get to prance around like a large viking irish-woman and I'm just not going to argue with that.

 

I still have nightmares.

your the one who dressed up like Bette Midler.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

I'm following Kotz' instructions.

 

MY CLIQUE WILL... er... KICK, ALL OF THE... OTHER CLIQUE'S ASSES! YEAH!

 

:ph34r:

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I just found the three lost members of Malibus Crew....

 

:buttercup:

:bubbles:

:blossom:

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I'm following Kotz' instructions.

 

MY CLIQUE WILL... er... KICK, ALL OF THE... OTHER CLIQUE'S ASSES! YEAH!

 

:ph34r:

Your leader is actually Choken One, and you don't really have to listen to me.

 

Amazing how awful Team ChokenSault is. Its members take orders from anyone. It's like an army of lemmings.

 

And Malibu could use those three girls to take some pressure off of CanadianChick. Her poor vagina is probably a pair of dangling skin flaps by now. Wait, that makes the assumption that any of the members of Team Malibu have big dicks, or that they'd actually be able to score with a girl, even one on their own team. Guess they'll stick with their team instead.

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Damn -iB-, just insult someone not under the ChokenSault list. I'm the leader now.

 

TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL!

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Bitch, we're teammates now, you mustn't be so formal - drop the hyphons.

 

I think that both Choken and 'Sault have disbanded their team.

 

TEAM (insert team name here)!

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From now on, I am Sgt. Fucky. But Choken One is still the captain. He's blind and deaf, so we have to make him feel appreciated.

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oh god. IB and BBCW together.

 

what have we done...WHAT HAVE WE DONE

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oh god. IB and BBCW together.

 

what have we done...WHAT HAVE WE DONE

That's right. This bitch sees the threat we present.

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oh god. IB and BBCW together.

 

what have we done...WHAT HAVE WE DONE

That's right. This bitch sees the threat we present.

you have to be a gimmick.

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oh god. IB and BBCW together.

 

what have we done...WHAT HAVE WE DONE

That's right. This bitch sees the threat we present.

you have to be a gimmick.

*Lightbulb appears above head.*

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oh god. IB and BBCW together.

 

what have we done...WHAT HAVE WE DONE

That's right. This bitch sees the threat we present.

you have to be a gimmick.

*Lightbulb appears above head.*

Oh boy.

 

Is your mom still awake or will you have to get her up so she can click in the "I'm older than 13" part?

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-iB-, I'm appointing you secretary of defense. Come up with a plan and tell the rest of the team.

 

I need to get shot in the face in the meantime for taking this seriously.

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-iB-, I'm appointing you secretary of defense. Come up with a plan and tell the rest of the team.

 

I need to get shot in the face in the meantime for taking this seriously.

Even YOU are better than him.

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oh god. IB and BBCW together.

 

what have we done...WHAT HAVE WE DONE

That's right. This bitch sees the threat we present.

Don't you mean represent?

 

And you guys are still Team ChokenSault, and none of you are mods so you can't go back and change any of the roster posts.

 

ABSOLUTELY NO TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL...

 

... maybe later, if we find it funny enough.

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:shotgun: ME

 

OK, now that's over with....dear God we are SO gonna get creamed. Why didn't I just back out for good.

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No, at least put forth an effort. This can't just be a one-sided battle.

 

We've already annihilated Team Frigid, we've massacred Team Malibu, and you're the only remaining "challenge". Represent, bitches.

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That's because Team ChokenSault is filled with so many Blue Chipper's like myself that it's impossible to destroy us.

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