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I am willing to trade anyone from my team for dignity.

 

Look on the bright side, with flame warriors the calibre of EugeneMark, IB, and Drury on your team, surely...someone will step up and lead them to victory! It's practically an inevitability! Or not.

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BBCW just takes dignity away from himself and his team willingly.

 

Who wants him?

 

And EL DANDY~!, seriously dude. Seriously.

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Well, we are wiping the floor with everyong else.

 

But on the other side, that's not exactly a difficult feat.

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-iB- the attention whore insists that I post whenever he bothers me over AIM.

 

ShootersBeau: Hmmm, why don't you look at pretty much every single fucking one of your TSM posts, trying to act like you're so much better than me and everyone else. That

Kotzenjunge: Trying to act?

ShootersBeau: 's not pesimism, but it usually comes from a pessimist. Quick to fucking kick the shit out of someone over the Internet that you've never met. And hi everyone at TSM, I just know that you can see me!

Kotzenjunge: I wasn't planning on posting this, but you seem to want me to.

Kotzenjunge: I'm glad you acknowledge that I kick the shit out of you, and quickly.

ShootersBeau: I just figured you would (post it).

ShootersBeau: As for the above remark... Um, what's that supposed to mean?

Kotzenjunge: It's a reference to something you tried to use as an insult but ended up but with which you ended up burning yourself.

Kotzenjunge: And I'd call myself a tremendous optimist.

ShootersBeau: I disagree.

ShootersBeau: You show absolutely no optimism.

Kotzenjunge: Prove it.

ShootersBeau: "Prove it." How old are you?

Kotzenjunge: In the all-important 18-49 demographic.

ShootersBeau: Obviously.

Kotzenjunge: So why'd you ask? Yeesh.

ShootersBeau: It was a rhetorical question, for one thing, and secondly, you gave a range, not an exact age.

Kotzenjunge: I think you'll discover that people of all ages will want basis for wild claims.

Kotzenjunge: Go tell your mother she's a whore. She'll ask you to prove it. Instant proof of my own claim that people want proof. It's a neverending cycle. Like the circle of life. I only wish I was Rafiki so I could walking stick your ass.

ShootersBeau: Now that I think about it, saying that you're not an optimist may not have been a 100% true. You're more the asshole.

ShootersBeau: And if I said that to my mother, she'd laugh.

Kotzenjunge: Balderdash. She'd kick your ass and deny your dessert for the night.

ShootersBeau: You can have the benefit of the doubt there.

Kotzenjunge: I'm glad you agree that I win.

ShootersBeau: Ditto.

Kotzenjunge: Thanks for playing Test The Spoon tonight, remember to have your pets spayed and neutered.

ShootersBeau: And thank you for proving my point.

Kotzenjunge: What point?

ShootersBeau: My new point - that you're an asshole. Which may not be a full point, considering the fact that I changed my point about 1/4 of the way through the 3/4 mark of our "discussion", and while you didn't accept the new argument claim, you didn't deny it either. So I think it can be considered legitimate in my that my new point of you being an argument is in fact, my point, Kotz.

Kotzenjunge: I am indeed an argument.

Kotzenjunge: A terrible, terrible argument.

Kotzenjunge: An argument that goes beyond the boundaries of civilized debate and into personal waters.

ShootersBeau: No, you're quite good to argue with. Especially when it can continue from a typo.

 

*Asshole.

Kotzenjunge: I ignored where you said you changed 1/4 through the 3/4 part of the discussion.

Kotzenjunge: That would make it at the 9/16 mark, for those keeping score at home.

Kotzenjunge: Wait, no.

Kotzenjunge: 13/16.

Kotzenjunge: Wait a sec, I was right.

ShootersBeau: I just meant a quarter way between the 3/4 mark and the whole mark.

Kotzenjunge: One quarter through the third quarter would be 9/16.

Kotzenjunge: Then that'd be 13/16.

Kotzenjunge: I deny being an asshole.

Kotzenjunge: Fo' da record.

ShootersBeau: Prove to me that you're not an asshole.

Kotzenjunge: I haven't blocked you.

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AIM is such a bitch to use.

 

And Kotz, where's the rest of it?

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Shit, that reminds me...

 

Kotz, here, I don't want it.

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*Claps for JSYK, but quickly desists when noone else is*

 

Oh, and don't flatter yourself. That is one of your monikers. Probably your main one.

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-iB- the attention whore insists that I post whenever he bothers me over AIM.

 

ShootersBeau: Hmmm, why don't you look at pretty much every single fucking one of your TSM posts, trying to act like you're so much better than me and everyone else. That

Kotzenjunge: Trying to act?

ShootersBeau: 's not pesimism, but it usually comes from a pessimist. Quick to fucking kick the shit out of someone over the Internet that you've never met. And hi everyone at TSM, I just know that you can see me!

Kotzenjunge: I wasn't planning on posting this, but you seem to want me to.

Kotzenjunge: I'm glad you acknowledge that I kick the shit out of you, and quickly.

ShootersBeau: I just figured you would (post it).

ShootersBeau: As for the above remark... Um, what's that supposed to mean?

Kotzenjunge: It's a reference to something you tried to use as an insult but ended up but with which you ended up burning yourself.

Kotzenjunge: And I'd call myself a tremendous optimist.

ShootersBeau: I disagree.

ShootersBeau: You show absolutely no optimism.

Kotzenjunge: Prove it.

ShootersBeau: "Prove it." How old are you?

Kotzenjunge: In the all-important 18-49 demographic.

ShootersBeau: Obviously.

Kotzenjunge: So why'd you ask? Yeesh.

ShootersBeau: It was a rhetorical question, for one thing, and secondly, you gave a range, not an exact age.

Kotzenjunge: I think you'll discover that people of all ages will want basis for wild claims.

Kotzenjunge: Go tell your mother she's a whore. She'll ask you to prove it. Instant proof of my own claim that people want proof. It's a neverending cycle. Like the circle of life. I only wish I was Rafiki so I could walking stick your ass.

ShootersBeau: Now that I think about it, saying that you're not an optimist may not have been a 100% true. You're more the asshole.

ShootersBeau: And if I said that to my mother, she'd laugh.

Kotzenjunge: Balderdash. She'd kick your ass and deny your dessert for the night.

ShootersBeau: You can have the benefit of the doubt there.

Kotzenjunge: I'm glad you agree that I win.

ShootersBeau: Ditto.

Kotzenjunge: Thanks for playing Test The Spoon tonight, remember to have your pets spayed and neutered.

ShootersBeau: And thank you for proving my point.

Kotzenjunge: What point?

ShootersBeau: My new point - that you're an asshole. Which may not be a full point, considering the fact that I changed my point about 1/4 of the way through the 3/4 mark of our "discussion", and while you didn't accept the new argument claim, you didn't deny it either. So I think it can be considered legitimate in my that my new point of you being an argument is in fact, my point, Kotz.

Kotzenjunge: I am indeed an argument.

Kotzenjunge: A terrible, terrible argument.

Kotzenjunge: An argument that goes beyond the boundaries of civilized debate and into personal waters.

ShootersBeau: No, you're quite good to argue with. Especially when it can continue from a typo.

 

*Asshole.

Kotzenjunge: I ignored where you said you changed 1/4 through the 3/4 part of the discussion.

Kotzenjunge: That would make it at the 9/16 mark, for those keeping score at home.

Kotzenjunge: Wait, no.

Kotzenjunge: 13/16.

Kotzenjunge: Wait a sec, I was right.

ShootersBeau: I just meant a quarter way between the 3/4 mark and the whole mark.

Kotzenjunge: One quarter through the third quarter would be 9/16.

Kotzenjunge: Then that'd be 13/16.

Kotzenjunge: I deny being an asshole.

Kotzenjunge: Fo' da record.

ShootersBeau: Prove to me that you're not an asshole.

Kotzenjunge: I haven't blocked you.

Meh.

 

It's no TMO interviews SKBF...or Freegimmicks and Scroby

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Someday I will track Fooster down for that interview.

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If I'm willing to give you my moniker, you should fall to your knees and thank me for allowing you to be associated with me.

What so you're giving me two niches of yours now? Being a fucking retard and falling to the knees?

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Maybe if we ignore him and pray really really hard he'll stop posting.

 

OR

 

I'll send UYI a money order for $1000 and he'll destroy IB's power grid.

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Organized religion is a crutch for the weak-minded, IB, I don't get the falling to the knees joke......

 

OH, WAIT!

 

Is that implying that I suck cock? Wow, that nearly went over my head! It's good to see that the majority of your jokes come from your inability to get laid, so you accuse other people of doing something that you only wish they would do to you. This is what's wrong with the GangWars. All it is is people saying, "You suck cock!" "No, you suck cock!" "No, you suck cock!" over and over again. At least FrigidSoul has attempted to make things interesting, despite going over the line.

 

You, on the other hand, flounder in your stupidity. All you do is turn every single joke around on the person that made it. Try something original, you fuckup.

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This is what's wrong with the GangWars. All it is is people saying, "You suck cock!" "No, you suck cock!" "No, you suck cock!" over and over again.

Now that's what I call entertainment.

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Shit, that reminds me...

 

Kotz, here, I don't want it.

Don't want what? The moniker of being a fucking retard? I wouldn't want that, either.

I fucking love you.

So... how many people is that now?

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Shit, that reminds me...

 

Kotz, here, I don't want it.

Don't want what? The moniker of being a fucking retard? I wouldn't want that, either.

I fucking love you.

So... how many people is that now?

praying-hands-montage.jpg

 

It's...not...working....please God...Make it stop.

 

*Dies*

 

pray.jpg

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UYI, judging by Fook's sig, it's at least three, you lying, lying man.

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And I used to think FS was the most delusional person here.

 

IB's putting him to shame.

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