Guest EugeneMark Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 This has been a good day for Team ChokenSault!
Art Sandusky Posted June 12, 2004 Author Report Posted June 12, 2004 Its continued existance alone shows that there must be some God they're praying to.
Art Sandusky Posted June 12, 2004 Author Report Posted June 12, 2004 And -iB- is trying to gain a new lease on life with a new screen name. Sorry iB, you're still awful.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 EugeneMark, it's a pleasure to have you on Team ChokeABitch. You actually carried the team on your own. Speaking of which... Mr. 'Sault! Mr. One! Mr. Modes! McBloody well McGet over here! And Kotz, not quite as awful as your team's dress sense or your awesome facial hair.
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Mr. Modes said I should be the leader. But I'm not sure. I'm a little scared. *waves at ib*
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 I think that Mr. Modes should be appointed the new janitor - cleaning up the mess of all the other teams.
Art Sandusky Posted June 12, 2004 Author Report Posted June 12, 2004 Speaking of which... Mr. 'Sault! Mr. One! Mr. Modes! McBloody well McGet over here! What the fuck was this all about? Survey says? X
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Speaking of which... Mr. 'Sault! Mr. One! Mr. Modes! McBloody well McGet over here! What the fuck was this all about? Survey says? X Oh, I didn't expect you to pick up on that one. c/- Rodney Rude.
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 I think that Mr. Modes should be appointed the new janitor - cleaning up the mess of all the other teams. Janitor it is for him
EL DANDY~! Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 iB, don't you DARE fuck with our sense of fashion. Kotz and I bring the MAD phatness to the table with the fashion. He's a clubaholic, and I bring the pimp gear like MJ in GAME SEVEN OF THE FINALS, BITCH! Besides, next time you change your name, change it to something a little less homosexual.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Whatever the fuck the other teams' apparel is, it cannot meet the quality of our Team ChokenSault's SUITS OF DESTRUCTION~! *Cracks neck to side. Straightens sunglasses up.*
Art Sandusky Posted June 12, 2004 Author Report Posted June 12, 2004 ShootersBeau: Are you a Brady Bunch fan? Kotzenjunge: ... ShootersBeau: Sorry, of course you are - you're Team Kotz. Kotzenjunge: What?!
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Kotz - flamboyant and predictable.
EL DANDY~! Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Beau, back off before you get pimpslapped back to the Sundance Kids tour bus. Kotz, ready my powder...
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 You'll have to catch me as I retreat back to my loungeroom to enjoy a Brady Bunch marathon hosted by Barry FUCKING Williams.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 When EugeneMark is our most productive member, it's time for me to hog the spotlight. I am now british and I'll whack someone upside the earhole with my umbrella. Cheerios.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 You'll have to catch me as I retreat back to my loungeroom to enjoy a Brady Bunch marathon hosted by Barry FUCKING Williams. We don't even NEED to insult this kid, he does it himself.
EL DANDY~! Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 The fuck? You all need to stop being pussies, you Englishmen.
Art Sandusky Posted June 12, 2004 Author Report Posted June 12, 2004 I bet you're feeling pretty stupid right now. Now I don't know if it's your regular practice to steal bags from slumbering commuters early in the AM or it was your idea of spontaneous fun. You almost got my wallet too - as I woke up it was peaking out my front jacket pocket, almost free for the stealing, but not quite. You should have concentrated on the wallet, it had a lot more of what you wanted, but I'm sure you understand that now. Instead you stole my ho bag. The duffel bag that I used for my illicit afternoon job, the bag that I had tricked out with toys, slutty clothes, condoms, two types of lube, wet naps, rope, heels, stockings, handcuffs, pretty much everything you'd need for an afternoon of non-S/M prostitution. That day had been really profitable and then you have to steal my bag- nearly destroying my profits. I'm going to have to guess you're a guy, probably straight and narrow, and probably a petty thief. If you have a girlfriend, she's probably not accomodating enough to dress up like a whore and use my toys while you watch. I doubt you can sell my prostitute goods, though if I see my stuff being harked by a chinese woman on canal street, I'll certainly be impressed. Really, you got absolutely nothing from my ho bag. I wish I could have seen the look on your face when, having whisking my ho bag away and awaiting your spoils, you were faced with my dildos and lube and thongs. Sure I feel like an idiot for not latching my ho bag to my person, but at least you feel like an idiot too. Goddamn cockgnobber stealing my fucking ho bag. Guess that's what the SUITS OF DESTRUCTION are...
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 CWM, we'll use our powers of functionality on you in a minute. BBCW, Eugene is an asset to Raw. EugeneMark is an asset to Team ChokeABitch. Kiss Nick Dinsmore's feet.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 +50 pts. to Team Kotz. -508532497382709873502 to my team for the ownage done.
EL DANDY~! Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 NOBODY gets that joke outside of me and Kotz. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. Go watch Barry Williams. Then go get a life. We'll wait for you...honestly.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 +50 pts. to Team Kotz. -508532497382709873502 to my team for the ownage done. Um... ok.
EL DANDY~! Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Awwwwwww...poor Beau...deduct more points for not knowing he just got owned...honestly.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 I am willing to trade anyone from my team for dignity. Anyone? (crickets chirping)...Damn it.
EL DANDY~! Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Face it. You got nobody we'd want. In fact, you have nobody we'd want for a dimwit to be named later.
Art Sandusky Posted June 12, 2004 Author Report Posted June 12, 2004 +50 pts. to Team Kotz. -508532497382709873502 to my team for the ownage done.
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