Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Would you mind buzzing your hair to a crew cut, dying it blonde, and wear pink tights? Thanks.
Guest Dids Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 * drops down from the sky, through the roof, and lands on Hoff * Hoff is now a puddle next to a baseball bat.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Would you mind buzzing your hair to a crew cut, dying it blonde, and wear pink tights? Thanks. Don't forget tanning lotion.
Zack Malibu Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Hoff old chap, you'd best be on Team Malibu.
Guest Dids Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 If we're playing that game * turns into flame, sets bat on fire, burns Hoff *
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I think Hoff was symbalizing that he could possible destroy all teams as he is the "loner".......We are all fucked.......I told you all........ *pulls out spraypaint and paints TSM on all passed out parties*
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 *hits Zsasz* *levels the bat at Zack* *Brings Rick Rude to TSM* You messed with the wrong guy, Hoff.
Hoff Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 I'm impressed at your ability to bring people back from the dead. Uh, I mean *hits Zsasz with the bat*
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I'm impressed at your ability to bring people back from the dead. Uh, I mean *hits Zsasz with the bat* *Confronts Hoff with his TRUE SELF*
Hoff Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 All right, so what's the score with this gang war thing?
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Malibu -- 1 Kotz -- 1 ChokenSault -- Eh. FrigidSoul -- 0 (don't call us gay )
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 *hits the bump and grind suplex on Hoff* *puts Hoff in the Patterson Deathlock*
The Mandarin Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Malibu- 30 Kotz- 25 Chokensault- 10 Great Muta- 0
Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Hoff, you should go to Team FrigidSoul. They could use you. 'sides, your Paint and PhotoShop abilities are clearly greater than their entire team combined.
Guest BDC Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Yes, Hoff, go join up with one of those pathetic brigades, but remember, team Chokensault is waiting...
Cran Da Maniac Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 How can you say no to this face? Go with your gut Hoff and join Team Malibu
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Hoff is already on my team. It was a draft day deal which gave me Hoff, Kotz gets BX if he ever comes around, and Malibu gets TSA09
Art Sandusky Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 I'll fix the roster page, now that the deal has been made official.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 We better not be getting TSA09 You're getting her and all the stories of her sexual escapades with Tony along with her.
Art Sandusky Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Team Zack Malibu's name will be amended to Team Zack Malibu + HHHonker.
Cran Da Maniac Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 I will await the official word from my leader, not from some glowstick twirling Pee Wee Herman.
Hoff Posted June 12, 2004 Author Report Posted June 12, 2004 Oh, so I was part of a deal, huh? Well this is what I have to say for your deal: You can put me on whatever roster you want, but I'll join a team when I'm good and ready.
Cran Da Maniac Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 If you join Team Kotz, your bats will be replaced by glowsticks. Plus they don't have Health Insurance. Team Malibu, Health Insurance since 2001
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