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Guest cobainwasmurdered
CWM, you'll need something bigger than a spoon to catch all the crap that comes out of your mouth. Try harder next time.

LOL!!11

 

I like like a 3 year old girl there. I know you like them Young Zack...but come on...

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Dynamite Kido starts gay new thread

 

(AP) Dynamite Kido started a gay new thread about "Eat Shit, You Fucker" on June 11 at The Smart Marks message board. The incident, which occurred around 2:30PM Friday afternoon, has left feelings of mixed reactions in the community.

 

"What the fuck is this," said member Deon Dark, who opened the thread expecting to see something totally different. "I thought there would be something funny but there wasn't. I am in utter shock at this turn of events," he continued to type before hitting the button labelled Add Reply.

 

It is not currently known if this thread will continue to live, but we will have more as it develops.

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Not quite. The latter is a life-changing experience. The former just makes you want to go register at a messageboard as ViciousFish and lay down weak shit as an excuse for posting.

 

... waittaminute..

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

NEWSFLASH!!!

 

 

Extra Extra! Man dressed like Rico get's mugged down and raped in ChokenSault ville! The identity of the attacker is unknown, but he said thanks after doing both deeds.

 

This has been a TSM Special Report.

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Is there anything you don't ruin?

I didn't ruin your fun with the farm animals last night.

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Guest FrigidSoul

See? You aren't funny or original at all. You obviously just finished reading how I described Kylie as a barnyard animal and then afterwards came here to use it. You would be better at this had you stayed in school. I know you wanted to help your mother pay off bills by getting a job since her prostituting only made enough to pay for the ciggerettes and booze, but really. At least watch PBS and get some kind of education.

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....I won't respond to the tasteless mother comment, seeing as how she's been dead for four years, so I must bust out the joke books from the kid section of the library...

 

"What do you get when you put two and two together"

 

Answer: 22

 

"What's big, wet, and stretched out?"

 

Answer: Frigidsouls pussy after getting fucked by every other team.

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It's both a tasteless comment and false, so you look like an idiot either way.

 

But of course you're an idiot. You dropped out of school when you were 10 because you were a special kid who needed to be locked up in padded rooms.

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Guest FrigidSoul

There you are being original again by trying to reword my insult.

 

Tell me, was your mother executed for giving birth to you or did she just bite down on the barrell of a gun after realising what she had helped create?

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You want some too? I'd be embarrassed by being under a team captained by someone who secretly dresses up in a cheer leader outfit cheering for Bayside.

 

Of course, I'm even more embarrassed though considering I'm the only participant on my Team with a high enough IQ to string coherrent sentences together.

 

So join Team Kotz, where the winners go.

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There you are being original again by trying to reword my insult.

 

Tell me, was your mother executed for giving birth to you or did she just bite down on the barrell of a gun after realising what she had helped create?

She died of fucking cancer you faggot.

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Guest FrigidSoul
She died of fucking cancer you faggot.

It shouldn't be too shocking that she developed that. I mean she unleashed a large tumor on the world several years before that.

 

Its ironic justice.

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Choken is the retard leader. I'm afraid he's smarter than you.

Against his will though. I wish we could have someone worse than me as captain. Someone PM -ib- stat.

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I mean she unleashed a large tumor on the world several years before that.

Wait.....you're my BROTHER?!

 

Dear God, I must commit suicide now.

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There you go again re-wording his insults

What the hell are you talking about?

 

Damn Team Malibu unable to do anything worthy than going "Huh?" "what?" "I'm gay" and "repeat that, I don't understand".

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Wait.....you're my BROTHER?!

No, my mom is still alive :)

Good for you...it's probably the only pussy you've seen too.

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Guest FrigidSoul

I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be so mean. As a way of offering a truce I will write you a song to make up for it.

 

 

Can you hear that?

Its the sound of silence

So we'll go back in time

To witness the violence

Of BBCW's mom getting her pussy beat up

While he's watching cartoons drinking from his sippy cup

Two or more cocks didn't matter to her

She was a heroin junkey trying to just make it in this world

Cum on her face, morphine in her veins

Selling herself for her fix everyday

But wait! She stopped using

No more drugs for her to be abusing

Because she got cancer

CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER

 

CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER

 

It ate her away

No words can say

How lucky we all should be

With her days of baby making over...

 

But a threat still lives on

Hopefully soon it too will be gone

Because cancer runs in the family!!!!!!!

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