Promo: PPV Internet Rumors

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Screen cuts to a blank scribble. Moments pass as the boring screen comes to a halt, fading out like when your TV surrenders its power. The darkness triggers the voice of SWF’s Curry Man and he promptly adds some words to flavor the bland screen.

 

“He’s been around since the beginning”

 

The screen shows some signs of life with a flicker, creating a wiggly, zigzagging line across it. Suddenly it engulfs itself in flames, illuminating the screen with the powerful bright colors.

 

“Taken on many forms, been to so many places.”

 

The thumping bass sound of a drum accompanies the screen; each thump is punctuated with a refreshing burst of flames. After a few seconds, the flames split in half on the screen, creating a curtain like opening of space. The darkness manifests enough of it’s light into the shape of a body and he begins walking forward.

 

“When fueled up, he doesn’t stop. He’s taken on all this fed has had to offer.”

 

Sudden screenshots of wrestlers in every category, past and present, from Danny Williams to Chris Wilson, Tom Flesher to Stubby Pots McWeed, The Wild Child to the Hville Thugg. Alternating shots of them celebrating and falling down in pain.

 

“One man has felt all their pain. One man has fed it right back to them.”

 

Image of the Hville Thugg delivering the Untamed. Wildchild performing the Andros Drop off the top of a cage. Flesher busting out the Ego Buster. The man on the receiving end not quite clarified.

 

“He’s climbed the ladder, and broke the cage.”

 

Danny Williams on the receiving end of a Shining Black into a ladder. Frost receiving a belly to belly suplex right into the connecting panels of a cage.

 

“Reinventing the term ‘Hardcore’ he is known as the Hardcore Maniac”

 

A cinderblock fills the screen only for a fist to explode right through it, turning much of the cement into dust. As it clears away, the face of Jamie Drazon appears, growling at the screen, he lets out a courageous roar, as the screen cuts to clips of him executing some nasty suplexes and piledrivers.

 

“At the 13th Hour… this man makes his return. This man, will remind the SWF a bit about what pain feels like.”

 

Drazon delivering the flying headbutt off the top of the cage. Making the Perfect Bo tap out to the Cross Kneebar. Knocking the Wildchild out with JD’s Revenge. Plus the ultra classic forcing Ash Ketchum to eat a urinal cake.

 

“He won’t be running the Gauntlet. He doesn’t give a damn about the Ironman.”

 

A clip of Drazon sitting up with his eyes rolled back. Another of him springing back up after receiving a German suplex.

 

“But they say his return is only a rumor…”

 

CRAAAAAAAAACK

 

Ultra slow motion shot of Drazon’s foot connecting square into many victims jaws with the infamous Thai Roundhouse kick.

 

“-They’re going to wish he was.”

[Thoth 0]

Jay Dawg is still a jobber.

[The Ill One 0]

Nice, JD. See not only am I hyped for -hopefully- your long-lasting return... but all the hardcore matches we could see are joygasmic-

 

JD vs Crow

JD vs Dace

JD vs Aecas

JD vs IL

JD vs Cardboard Comet

 

 

Alright, nix the last one. But I must give one comment-

Drazon delivering the flying headbutt off the top of the cage. Making the Perfect Bo tap out to the Cross Kneebar. Knocking the Wildchild out with JD’s Revenge. Plus the ultra classic forcing Ash Ketchum to eat a urinal cake.

 

It strikes me funny that here's all these hardcore moves then there's Ash eating a urinal puck...

 

[Rawknight 0]

Muay Thai Roundhouse Kick.. that's a transition move *grins*

 

Having lost yet ANOTHER hard drive (fuckin' things) I can't respond with the dreaded shampoo spot from Va'aiga vs JD

[Toxxic 0]

*squashes Drazon*