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Guest midnight_burn
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I guess this is for the best, we wouldn't want all those cigarettes to give -iB- another "heart attack" now, would we.

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
Posted

Pffft. That is so last week.

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
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:lol: He said you're a vir...

 

...

 

:angry:

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
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The hamster was in the wheel, but the wheel started spinning too fast.

 

Now it's dead.

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
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That just has to something to the brains.

 

And I don't mean good things.

 

:lol:

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Someone learned how to use italics.

guilty

 

 

Oh...

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
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Under-age smoking is a no-no anyway, so you'll get no pat-on-the-back from me.

 

However, to keep you from polluting your lungs, here's a pic of what could happen if you decide to light up a cancer stick down the road...

 

poster.jpg

Shit man, that's more effective than all of those commercials with the blinding light on the operating table and the imposing voice blasting out of your television in it's soft surreality.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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poster.jpg

She reminds me of someone.

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
Posted

Yes, she does rather look Linda Hamilton in a T2 vision, doesn't she?

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

I renounce my oppisition to the ignore user feature.

 

Get to work Ill.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
You're one of those little goth wannabes,

 

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I'm driving that white van in the background, about to run over a cat.

Hey man, who dou you think put the one wannabe in a wheelchair.

 

:ph34r:

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I knew that any of my dreams would not be accomplished if I kept it up

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DREAM IF YOU SMOKE?

He's got a point.

 

Most employers frown on Janitors who smoke.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Most "dreams" involve being a celebrity or a movie star. Practically every movie star and celebrity smokes.

 

I'm not following his logic.

maybe he's a believer in setting realistic goals?

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