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Ladies and Gentlemen, It's the beginning of a new Era.

 

I, Cobainwasmurdered have realized the error of my way.

 

I'm resigning from team Kotz and taking Nice Guy Adam with me.

 

We're now forming an Alliance with...Beau.

 

Tremble in fear.

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That's right Kotz, you've just lost us to the BWM, you've all been played for fools. The BWM is going to be the best thing to ever happen to these boards. Let our era Begin.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Kotz! I decided againt discussing those places of which you like to touch me, so I will say this:

 

Notice the first-billed initial, bitch.

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That group is going to suck enormous amounts of dick.

Beau deserves a second chance.

 

He's owned everyone in this competition.

 

I was in Awe.

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Oh, pin a dick post to me!

 

*Cracks begin to appear in BWM*

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That group is going to suck enormous amounts of dick.

Beau deserves a second chance.

 

He's owned everyone in this competition.

 

I was in Awe.

Owned means making fairly obvious observations I take it?

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Kotz! I decided againt discussing those places of which you like to touch me, so I will say this:

 

Notice the first-billed initial, bitch.

the BWM? Beau Was Murdered?

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With Beau:

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Maybe Nice Guy Adam? I dunno

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I'm talking to Adam and he wants to try this

ShootersBeau: Paste the material.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: MYSTERIOUSONETSM: So, Adam you want in with Beau and me?

Chosun One TSM: I want in man, this should be awesome

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Chosun One TSM: we'll be unstoppable

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: So what do you say Beau?

ShootersBeau: Read my second last post.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: So you're in? awesome

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Should I start a thread announcing the new "faction" or do you want to?

ShootersBeau: I'll leave that to you.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=29&t=56391

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: There you go man. just like I promised

ShootersBeau: and taking Nice Guy Adam with me.

 

ShootersBeau: Ha!

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I bet you can get some of your team to defect too

ShootersBeau: Possibly.

ShootersBeau: Then Mr. One would come back to a crumbled empire.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: Indeed

ShootersBeau: He said he'd beat me if that happened!

 

With Adam:

 

Chosun One TSM: Hey man

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: hey

Chosun One TSM: hows life

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: alright. I'm trying to convince IB that I want to be friends

Chosun One TSM: and do you

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ...

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: what do you think?

Chosun One TSM: lol

Chosun One TSM: you're a bad man

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: he's not really buying it

Chosun One TSM: lol, I certainly wouldnt, but then again, I know you

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: heh

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: it's starting to work...

Chosun One TSM: hahaha

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: fuck if this comes together it'll be the best thing in ages

Chosun One TSM: lol

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: do you ever talk to him anymore?

Chosun One TSM: he tries

Chosun One TSM: he sent me an email

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: heh

Chosun One TSM: saying how I follow the crowd, if I got a problem with him take it up with him personalty, yada yada yada

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: I'm trying to convince him that you and I want to unite with him

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: he IM's you...PLAY ALONG

Chosun One TSM: ok

Chosun One TSM: I wont be on for much longer

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ok

Chosun One TSM: he just started talkign to me on MSN

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: He wants me to paste you saying you want in

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: So, Adam you want in with Beau and me?

Chosun One TSM: I want in man, this should be awesome

Chosun One TSM: we'll be unstoppable

Chosun One TSM: oooooooh, we are bad

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: he's INCHES away from falling for it

Chosun One TSM: ooooooooh

Chosun One TSM: gotta convince him why I changed my attitude

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: HE's In

Chosun One TSM: My god that was a good lie

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=29&t=56391

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: post

Chosun One TSM: :-D

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: As long as he doesn't double cross us...

Chosun One TSM: is Kotz in on it?

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: no he isn't on

Chosun One TSM: k

Chosun One TSM: That's right Kotz, you've just lost us to the BWM, you've all been played for fools. The BWM is going to be the best thing to ever happen to these boards. Let our era Begin.

Chosun One TSM: hows that

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: good

Chosun One TSM: you do realise that people are going to call it from the start

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: so?

Chosun One TSM: oooooooh oooooooh

Chosun One TSM: we should use IB's avatar

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ok

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: damnit he has to post

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: and he posted

Chosun One TSM: http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/S...tis_sticker.jpg

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: thanks

Chosun One TSM: that was laying it on a bit thick

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: yeah i know

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: he's dumb

Chosun One TSM: lol

Chosun One TSM: I say he catches on in exactly 2 days

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: likely

Chosun One TSM: should I tell him we are laying it on as thick as possible to make it seem as fake as possible?

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: ok

-----

 

The Object lesson here:

 

Aussies should all go on one team. Because they're both very guillable.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

CWM, I told you it would be ghey. And it was. Moreso. I shouldn't've given you so much credit.

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Fuck man, and I thought I was an ally. Just fuck.

Sorry Kiddo.

 

Nothing personal but you just happen to be a team liability.

 

Kotz and I had to do it. You needed to be taken off the team. You were getting owned by everyone. You're too nice.

 

Get a grip on reality, and then we'll talk.

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I can't believe you conviced me to be nice to him you kniving bastard.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Adam, if you were as nice as Eddie, things might've been different.

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CWM, I told you it would be ghey. And it was. Moreso. I shouldn't've given you so much credit.

You were a means to an end. It was just about booting Adam off.

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Wow what a swerve. Never saw Nice Guy Adam as being the one to be stooged. I thought it'd end with Beau being murdered, so it'd fit the name.

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CWM, I told you it would be ghey. And it was. Moreso. I shouldn't've given you so much credit.

You were a means to an end. It was just about booting Adam off.

I don't see how you really booted him off. He never said anything about leaving Team Kotz himself.

 

Why didn't you just boot him off regularly?

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Wow what a swerve. Never saw Nice Guy Adam as being the one to be stooged. I thought it'd end with Beau being murdered, so it'd fit the name.

we can't always get what we want.

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I can't believe I was double corssed like this. I just can't believe it.

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CWM, I told you it would be ghey. And it was. Moreso. I shouldn't've given you so much credit.

You were a means to an end. It was just about booting Adam off.

I don't see how you really booted him off. He never said anything about leaving Team Kotz himself.

 

Why didn't you just boot him off regularly?

Ugh...Booooring.

 

and he's off the team. You can have him.

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Guest JacK
That's right Kotz, you've just lost us to the BWM

Don't they teach you to read up there in Queensland?

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

I obviously missed that because I was concentrating on something else so I didn't see him say that.

 

Instead, I had two AIM convos thrown at me.

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The Object lesson here:

 

Aussies should all go on one team. Because they're both very guillable.

Now hold on...

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Anonymity is ghey.

 

Cane Jeremy.

Wow. Clever.

 

Because no one has tried to use my kid as a cheap shot.

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I obviously missed that because I was concentrating on something else so I didn't see him say that.

 

Instead, I had two AIM convos thrown at me.

Poor IB.

 

He doesn't know what it's like to have friends.

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The Object lesson here:

 

Aussies should all go on one team. Because they're both very guillable.

Now hold on...

He said "both". No need to feel offended.

 

And CWM, I know what it's like to have enough friends to not go to such trouble to start some fake "alliance".

 

The joke was probably on you.

 

And seeing as it wasn't included in the pasted AIM convo, I'll reiterate:

 

Beau VS CWM - The greatest feud that TSM has ever seen. This adds to it.

 

We deserve a fucking video package.

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