WWE signs bodyguard for Kenzo Suzuki

[Guest Real F'n Show]

from 411mania.com

 

WWE has signed bodybuilder Ken Yasuda to a deal. It is expected that he will be brought in as the bodyguard for Kenzo Suzuki. No word on when he will debut.

 

Credit: PWInsider.com

 

Another useless signee...

[Steviekick 0]

After seing Kenzo on Smackdown, maybe they figured that the best way to not make him look as shitty as he is would be to bring in a non-wrestler to be his bodyguard.

 

Yuck. And I didn't think it could get any worse after Mordechai.

[tbondrage99 0]

I actually like Mordecai....

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I actually like Mordecai....

You are in violation of thinking differently! Anytime a OVW Hoss is called up, he sucks despite only having one match and being told to not sell for anyone.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Maybe the bodyguard will interfere in the match so much that Kenzo won't have to do any offense.

[AndrewTS 0]

I actually like Mordecai....

You are in violation of thinking differently! Anytime a OVW Hoss is called up, he sucks despite only having one match and being told to not sell for anyone.

I wonder why he's only had one match on TV...

 

Oh, and "bodybuilder?" Yeah, THAT sounds promising.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Mordecai isn't even really THAT much of a hoss. Sure, he's bigger than most guys, but he's not Kane or Show or even A-Train. He just needs to do something to keep the crowd awake past his entrance.

 

This signee sounds like a bad idea, but we'll see. I thought it wouldn't get worse than Eugene, myself.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

The bodyguard probably wrestles better than Kenzo.

[Guest Trivia247]

Mordecai isn't even really THAT much of a hoss. Sure, he's bigger than most guys, but he's not Kane or Show or even A-Train. He just needs to do something to keep the crowd awake past his entrance.

 

This signee sounds like a bad idea, but we'll see. I thought it wouldn't get worse than Eugene, myself.

Mordechai isn't a hoss, he isn't bigger than most others.... In fact he is like 6'3, he is only being put against cruiserweights to squash to make the Illusion of Hossness.... If JR bah Gawd can't find a Hoss he'll Make a Hoss

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Mordecai HAS to be a hoss. He has one 3:00 squash match, and he's already getting shat on by everyone....just like every other hoss.

 

His promos are fine, although pre-recorded, so maybe he's the next Sean O'Haire, but he seems to be a hard worker from reports, and I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

Mordecai isn't even really THAT much of a hoss. Sure, he's bigger than most guys, but he's not Kane or Show or even A-Train. He just needs to do something to keep the crowd awake past his entrance.

 

They are also better than him. Well, at least Show & Train are. The jury is still out on Kane/Mordecai.

[tbondrage99 0]

Well until I get bored of him, I shall continue to like Mordecai.

 

About the bodyguard though, what does the WWE have with hiring big talentless guys and having them play the part of a bodyguard....Kevin Nash, Sid, this guy. Whos next?

[Guest netslob]

what i don't get is that Kenzo is a pretty big guy, certainly capable of defending himself...why does he NEED a bodyguard?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

what i don't get is that Kenzo is a pretty big guy, certainly capable of defending himself...why does he NEED a bodyguard?

To play off his regalness.

 

DiBiase did it with Virgil...

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

Mordecai's Toronto promo wasn't pre recorded, and it did fine, although it should've trigged a Canadian wrestler to face him down

[tbondrage99 0]

what i don't get is that Kenzo is a pretty big guy, certainly capable of defending himself...why does he NEED a bodyguard?

Just seems like its part of the gimmick. HBK was more then capable of defending himself too but he had bodyguards cause it was part of the gimmick....Jericho as well...though his bodyguards were jokes since they were Howard Finkle & Ralphus.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

what i don't get is that Kenzo is a pretty big guy, certainly capable of defending himself...why does he NEED a bodyguard?

Just seems like its part of the gimmick. HBK was more then capable of defending himself too but he had bodyguards cause it was part of the gimmick....Jericho as well...though his bodyguards were jokes since they were Howard Finkle & Ralphus.

And like I mentioned, Ted DiBiase with Virgil.

 

Though...was Virgil ever considered a serious threat when he was teaming with DiBiase or no?

[Internet Warfare 0]

Is it me or does it seem like everyone have a bodyguard?

[AndrewTS 0]

what i don't get is that Kenzo is a pretty big guy, certainly capable of defending himself...why does he NEED a bodyguard?

Just seems like its part of the gimmick. HBK was more then capable of defending himself too but he had bodyguards cause it was part of the gimmick...

Plus, rock stars' bodyguards usually are required to be able to carry the guy he's guarding when said rock star is drunk off his ass and passed out.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if lots of wrestlers had similar things happen.

[tbondrage99 0]

Maybe one day if Im ever rich for whatever reason I'll have a bodyguard...and heres hoping it will be Tomko, so I can constantly mock his failed wrestling career....ah who am Im kidding hes a hoss so hes going to be there for years...

[Guest Trivia247]

And heres what the bodyguard does... Kenzuki will come down on his royal Sedan with wifey and nameless masked jobbers carrying him.... then He will feigh.....yawn im too tired.. and gets his Bodyguard to wrestle his matches. By the time the Bodyguard nails whatever finisher he does. Kenzuki will wander into the ring and pin him.

 

Im sure there will be some sort of stipulation in his contract to allow such a breaking of the rules.

[Guest The Ultimate Fantasy]

That last post does not sound that bad, but they should do it with a cruiserweight like Jamie Knoble. See he would accept any match then then halfway he could shout "STUNT DOUBLE" and the hoss can switch places, it could be Matt Morgan.

[AndrewTS 0]

If Vince is in need of a hoss-like evil Oriental, he can always give Beefcake a call.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Brutus Beefcazuki!

 

He comes to the ring with chop sticks, and when he wins, he puts them in the guys hair.

[Guest 5.0Fanatic]

 

I bow to my master Kenzo.

[Guest Trivia247]

Brutus Beefcazuki!

 

He comes to the ring with chop sticks, and when he wins, he puts them in the guys hair.

Brutus would probably answer the phone too and welcome a chance at employment.....

 

if he didn't call in a anthrax scare a while back and got his ass arrested.

 

 

Bruti: No officer...its not uhh Cocaine its...Uh ANTHRAX RUN! Al Qaeda Strikes again!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Bruti: No officer...its not uhh Cocaine its...Uh ANTHRAX RUN! Al Qaeda Strikes again

 

Next a cop well see him trying to cut a rock of coke and say he was just giving it a haircut for practice.