Bush joke may not be hilarious but...

[Guest MikeSC]

Mike's a darkside version of Unger

Or a clever, non-eunich version of you.

-=Mike

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

What can I say? I really didn't want another kid.

[Guest MikeSC]

What can I say? I really didn't want another kid.

Or a penis, apparently.

-=Mike

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

What can I say? I really didn't want another kid.

Or a penis, apparently.

-=Mike

A eunuch can be also defined as someone with non functioning Testes, in other words some one who's had an operation so he can't have kids.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Jesus why am I arguing this?

 

Fuck off or something.

[Vyce 0]

That was one funny joke.

Which validates my opinion that the joke was dumb.

Indeed.

 

That joke wasted an awfully large number of text lines to ultimately say something of awfully little comedic value.

[Guest Cerebus]

I try to avoid CE fights and attempt to post relevant and informative articles and discussions. Of course with Mike and some other, less notable, posters around its an uphill battle.

Seeing as how I seldom deal with you --- your comment seems to be quite out of left field.

 

You've actually slammed me a few times as of late, with absolutely no provocation from me.

 

Trying to usurp the role of bitchy "Can't we all get along" guy?

-=Mike

Just because you aren't a jackass to me doesn't mean you're not a jackass period Mike. Which is too bad, really. From what I've seen of you on other boards and in certain discussions you do have the ability to remove your head from your ass.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Indeed.

 

That joke wasted an awfully large number of text lines to ultimately say something of awfully little comedic value.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

hahahahahahahaha

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

hahaha

 

Oh, man. I am spent.

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

The joke was going along pretty well and then point (7) just kills it dead.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Mike's a darkside version of Unger

Or a clever, non-eunich version of you.

-=Mike

Mike, you fuckin' got beat up by a girl, you're not allowed to emasculate anyone, anywhere, at any time.

[Guest MikeSC]

Mike's a darkside version of Unger

Or a clever, non-eunich version of you.

-=Mike

Mike, you fuckin' got beat up by a girl, you're not allowed to emasculate anyone, anywhere, at any time.

Hard to say "beaten up" when I won't hit a girl.

 

It's not like I couldn't have beaten the hell out of her if I chose to.

 

I suppose finding the beating of women immoral might make me less manly in your eyes. Go back to clubbing the hooker.

-=Mike

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

No, it's EASY to say beaten up because you just stood there when she was whacking you in the dome, and then you came on here and made a post complaining about it.

 

You're a fucking pussy, and that's the end of the argument.

 

Does not hitting women supposed to make you look like some moral beacon? Stand there and get punched, it doesn't matter at all to me that you've been bitch-made by some random drunk skank you weren't smart enough to realize was crazy.

 

I'm no woman beater by any stretch of the phrase, so don't go overcompensating when someone calls you out for having the temerity to insult someone's manhood when you're clearly a punk yourself. Shit.

[Guest MikeSC]

No, it's EASY to say beaten up because you just stood there when she was whacking you in the dome, and then you came on here and made a post complaining about it.

 

You're a fucking pussy, and that's the end of the argument.

I'll defer to your apparent expert knowledge in the field of being a pussy here.

Does not hitting women supposed to make you look like some moral beacon? Stand there and get punched, it doesn't matter at all to me that you've been bitch-made by some random drunk skank you weren't smart enough to realize was crazy.

Nope, not hitting a woman simply shows that I find it wrong. If you don't, more power to you.

I'm no woman beater by any stretch of the phrase, so don't go overcompensating when someone calls you out for having the temerity to insult someone's manhood when you're clearly a punk yourself. Shit.

Are you menstruating now, also? I've always heard that when women are in close contact to each other, their cycles tend to merge. I suppose yours and Tyler's cycle are in unison now.

-=Mike

[justsoyouknow 0]

...soccer mom'd.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If I were menstruating, I'd just beat you up because you'd just stand there.

[Guest MikeSC]

If I were menstruating, I'd just beat you up because you'd just stand there.

Nah. You're probably an ugly woman and I'd have fewer qualms about laying into you.

-=Mike

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

If I were menstruating, I'd just beat you up because you'd just stand there.

Nah. You're probably an ugly woman and I'd have fewer qualms about laying into you.

-=Mike

Bitches love whippin your ass..............I find that.............amusing.

[justsoyouknow 0]

If I were menstruating, I'd just beat you up because you'd just stand there.

Nah. You're probably an ugly woman and I'd have fewer qualms about laying into you.

-=Mike

So you're going back on your woman-beating stance? Interesting.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You were beaten on for 20 minutes, or so you said. You had a phone cracked over your head. You bled. I think just about any woman on the planet would support you at least shoving her off.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

man I was in a situation like that once. She said she really wanted to fight me, so I said ok you can have one shot if you really want to take it. And she did. Bitch hit me with the heel of her hand right in the temple. I figured that since she didn't stop after that first shot I better do something, so I used my ninja skillz and tied her hands up in her jacket sleeves so she couldn't swing.

 

Later she decided it would be a good idea to knock herself in the head a few times and then go to my mom saying that I beat her up. She started that and I just died laughing. She stopped since it didn't have the desired mental effect on me. She was a little unstable.

 

If you have some wild bitch swinging on you and she aint listening to reason, shove her off, 'hook' her, or knock her upside the head. Nobody would think any less of you for doing it. Unless you're MikeSC, then you're a fucking tool and a pussy for letting yourself get manhandled by a woman so badly.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I think just about any woman on the planet would support you at least shoving her off.

Oh there are a few feminazis that would still get angry...

[justsoyouknow 0]

But if you let a woman beat the shit out of you, then you can at least claim that you're better than everyone else for not hitting a woman. Even if they never said they'd hit a woman, you can accuse them of being domestic abusers, too.

[treble 0]

Shit, you didn't even have to hit her, you could have just left the room.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You were beaten on for 20 minutes, or so you said. You had a phone cracked over your head. You bled.

 

That was some errant menstruating.

[Guest INXS]

I remember this one chick telling me to "put your hand over your mouth so you don't make any nosie when I hit you".

 

I've never ran so far and so fast in my entire life.

[justsoyouknow 0]

The other night I was on a boat with some friends cruising around a lake here. I was leaning back against the railing, and this girl was sitting on the deck in front of me. She tried to push me over the edge, and my natural reaction was to knee her in the face. I apologized profusely, but her boyfriend thought it was hysterical.