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Giuseppe Zangara

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How often does everyone absinthisize? Granted, I avoid spirits mostly these days with good reason, but it's my first love. I drink wine now, like a twat. A night out now involves a bottle of wine and beer for the rest of it, but I know on nights where I've drank beer for alone for the same amount of time I've got more drunk. I guess wine absorption is my X men power.

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You always find an interesting way to phrase things... it's not the English thing, no, it's something else. All I ever drink these days is gasoline.

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I drink wine now, like a twat. A night out now involves a bottle of wine and beer for the rest of it, but I know on nights where I've drank beer for alone for the same amount of time I've got more drunk. I guess wine absorption is my X men power.

Dude, mixing beer and wine is a good way to be incapable of leaving bed the next day.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Furthermore, Banky once told me that you cannot even buy beer in a supermarket in Canada. Or something along those lines. Either he or another Canadian is welcome to clarify.

Canada is a foriegn country.

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It depends on what province you're in. You can't buy any alcohol in grocery stores in Ontario, but you can in Quebec (and other places, too, I'm sure).

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Guest HungryJack

Not in Alberta or Saskatchewan either. Liquor stores in Sask are government run too, wbhich guarantees bullshit prices and shitty hours of buisness.

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Guest Flyboy
Furthermore, Banky once told me that you cannot even buy beer in a supermarket

Can't do that here either. To get booze, you must go to a liquor store which is in/near the country.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Not in Alberta or Saskatchewan either. Liquor stores in Sask are government run too, wbhich guarantees bullshit prices and shitty hours of buisness.

I assumed all Liquor stores were run by the Government. Bah. The LB closes down every night at 9, so any purchase after then is gonna cost an additional 3 bucks at an offsale.

 

But yea, I certainly can't buy any booze at a conveniance store. If I could, I'd be the world's biggest souse. I think the fact alcohol is such a pain to get for me actually is beneficial.

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But yea, I certainly can't buy any booze at a conveniance store. If I could, I'd be the world's biggest souse. I think the fact alcohol is such a pain to get for me actually is beneficial.

Maybe a day trip to Lloydminster is in order for SWEET CHEAP ALBERTA BREW.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
Flyboy lives in the sticks.

People frequently just make their own around here.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Seriously? Goddamned Quakers.

 

You can buy beer in gas stations in Indiana. Some of them, anyway. We've also still got whole displays of Ephedrine, fairly cheap cigarettes, and fireworks within half an hour's drive, no matter where you are.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Can't buy beer on a sunday here, however, you CAN buy pornography.

 

Edit: There's ways to get around the Sunday law if you've got a young gullible cashier, or an older one who realizes it's stupid. I went through this older woman's lane once, and she said "I can't sell you that on a sunday.." So I just ran it through myself and paid for it. Laws like that are easy to break.

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Guest Dynamite Kido
Apparently my state encourages drinking and driving.

I live in PA, they encourage it too..................just not on Sundays.

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Guest Dynamite Kido
The horse and buggy drives itself, though.

Yeah, but it's only fair to get the horse drunk too.....you wouldn't wanna be considered an asshole or anything.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

We've got a pizza hut with a drive-thru. Crazy, huh?

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