Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 Hahaha, I had a whole load of them to pick from, but as soon as I went to write the options, my mind went blank, so I've left loads out, so apologies for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 Fuck, I just realised I forgot Jerry Springer, D'oh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 I vote Dr. Phil, mainly because it's just so fucking pathetic. My mom watches it sometimes and it's just...wow. It totally disgusts me. Like one show, for instance, was about this chick who still used baby talk to get her way. And she just came off as being REALLY proud of it and shit. Like 'Oh, look at me, I get what I want allll the time...plus I'm on TV!!' Another thing: the re-enactments. They're so incredibly fake and..ugh. Seriously, these people cannot act for shit. Plus, most of the time they KNOW what they're doing wrong, but continue to act all innocent and shit just to get on TV. It's either they act like completely ignorant fucks, or they're proud of what/who they are. Proud of what/who they are.......another instance of that is, I don't know what it was, but when he was doing some kind of diet program. There were all these video tapes of fat-asses being all 'I need your program sooo bad!' and, basically showing off as much as they possibly can. It's like, okay, if you wanted to lose the weight honestly, you would do it. That's not an insult against all fat people - hell, I consider myself to be overweight, but I don't whine about it - just the ones who whine like fuckin' bitches but don't do a THING about it. Now, me, I could lose the weight if I wanted and, if I had a reason for it. I have neither want nor reason to do so...thus, I don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 Who is Trisha? And you left out the worst talk show host of them all MUARY POVISH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 You spelled both of his names wrong, man. I love these shows, and I was going to name my favorite, but there's just so many to choose from... Donahue, the Carson of trash. Springer was boring early and unentertaining late, but he was great in the middle. Maury's wild child shows are the best. Montel brings a lot of variety into his shows (reminds me a bit of the Patty Winters Show from American Psycho). But if I had to pick one, it'd probably be Geraldo. Worst... Oprah's hit and miss, but that's really for chicks anyway. I suppose I'll say Dr. Phil, he's only entertaining in a 7th Heaven kind of way, and then not too often. I've never heard of this Trisha person either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted June 23, 2004 Maury FUCKING Povich Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 23, 2004 Oprah is by far the worst, because she presents her bullshit in a serious manner, and has made a billion dollars off of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 I gotta go with Cold Pizza. The hosts have no personality, I don't know who exactly they're appealing too. The show has too much sports talk for the Today Show crowd and isn't fast paced enough to draw the Sports Center crowd. The show as a whole is very flat and generic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 Maury used to be watchable. But now every episode is the "who's my baby's daddy." I picked Jenny Jones...I just always had the urge to punch her in the face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 Maury rules for any time he brings that big mofo Moses on the show to mess with kids. My vote goes to Dr. Phil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 Maury's tough guy lesson teachers are jokes. They can't touch the kid, so there is zero real threat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Last Free Voice Report post Posted June 23, 2004 "Dr." Phil. Total sham. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 The only respectable one on that list is Montel. And he got busted for carrying weed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2004 The Lita/Kane/Hardy angle should take notes from the Maury Povich show and have Lita appear on the Jericho Highlight Reel 5 or more times but always be wrong on who the father is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2004 The Lita/Kane/Hardy angle should take notes from the Maury Povich show and have Lita appear on the Jericho Highlight Reel 5 or more times but always be wrong on who the father is. Which is especially funny since there's only two possibilities Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 24, 2004 Maury rules just because he has sluts on who have like 6 choices of fathers, and all are wrong. Is Ricki Lake still on the air? If so, she gets my vote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2004 Ask Rita Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 24, 2004 Jerry Springers get it. A horrible, overrated piece of shit with a horrible, overrated host with the same subject every episode with a new name slapped on it, with a habit of being predictable, cliched and boring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 24, 2004 I wouldn't call it overrated since everyone pretty much acknowledges it's white trash shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2004 A horrible, overrated piece of shit with a horrible, overrated host with the same subject every episode with a new name slapped on it, with a habit of being predictable, cliched and boring. If the title of the show rhymed, it would be no different than Jenny Jones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2004 Sure, now (if it's even still on... ), but mid level Springer had some good shit. His go-to shows (cheating hillbillys, I'm really a man, etc) got rather dull, but he brought a lot more variety into it back then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2004 Why not Sally Jessy Raphael, the most condescending patronising woman I've ever seen in my life, and those fucking red glasses! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2004 Springer is not even a talkshow anymore all it is now is women from the audience coming up stage to show off their breast and guests yelling at each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2004 The only respectable one on that list is Montel. And he got busted for carrying weed. Montel's credibility is also destroyed when he brings that psychic on and pretends to buy into it. I don't think he really does... but that's no better, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
