Favorite match for 6/25 Impact!

[HandofFate]

I voted for Abyss & Dallas vs. Phenomally Amazing Since Jerry Lynn and Amazing Red were F'n Amazing, I figured we could give AJ & D'Lo a cool nickname as well.

 

I have always been apathetic it AMW, but this match made me like them. I do have one question though...Does James Storm ALWAYS have to pull himself to the corner using the ropes EVERYTIME to make the HOT~TAG!!!!?

[Corey_Lazarus]

But Lynn and Red were crowned "F'N Amazing" (by ME, not Dames, as I was using that at least two weeks before he used it in the Diatribe) because Jerry Lynn was called "The New F'N Show" in ECW, and Red's full name is The Amazing Red. Hence, F'N Amazing.

 

So...let's call the team of Styles and D'Lo, ummm...Down With The Phenom, or something. I dunno how to mix AJ's nicknames with the "Down with the Brown" phrase too good, and there's nothing else of D'Lo's that'd be good to mix it with.

[Guest Someone needs to get a clue...]

Worst Match: Monte Brown vs. "Irish" Pat Kenney

 

Question...why the Monte Brown "Pounce"? Not very convincing. Yes, he played football...but in reality, he sucked in the NFL. And nobody remembers him. The Alpha Bomb or whatever it was called was decent (when done correctly)...the fallaway into the powerbomb. And "Irish" Pat Kenney? Dude, how can drop a pimp name like Simon Diamond for the whole "Hi, I'm Irish. I'm going to honor my heritage so I can team with a Samoan.".

 

But I liked the Six-Man tag, even though it was a giant spotfest. Didn't get to catch all of Styles/Brown and Dallas/Abyss, unfortunately.

[Corey_Lazarus]

The Pounce would be more convincing if it wasn't just a diving shoulderblock. Maybe if it was a lariat or something, but just a shoulderblock? Fuck that noise.

 

And he's "Irish" Pat Kenney because...uhhh...because Dutchy Boy sucks at life, or something.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

The 6-man was awesome. It's barely ahead of AJ/D'Lo vs. Dallas/Abyss. Team Canada vs. AMW wasn't bad either. Monty/Simon sucked the balls, and I don't understand why people are starting to like Monty at all...

[HandofFate]

But Lynn and Red were crowned "F'N Amazing" (by ME, not Dames, as I was using that at least two weeks before he used it in the Diatribe) because Jerry Lynn was called "The New F'N Show" in ECW, and Red's full name is The Amazing Red. Hence, F'N Amazing.

 

So...let's call the team of Styles and D'Lo, ummm...Down With The Phenom, or something. I dunno how to mix AJ's nicknames with the "Down with the Brown" phrase too good, and there's nothing else of D'Lo's that'd be good to mix it with.

I figured out why you crowned them F'N Amazing, and I was tryin to figure out a good one for AJ & D'Lo like that, but I couldn't. All I came up with was Phenomally Amazing. Seems to me that you easily found a good one yourself, so it now looks like THE L-A-Z is now the official nickname giver for TNA.

Does D'Lo have any old sayings from WAY back in WWF? Maybe we could use something from then.

 

 

Just be thankful it's not wCw. They would have named them Down with the Styles and given them "That 70s Guy" Mike Awesome's 70s get up that he and Crowbar wore. :shudders:

[Steviekick]

Miyamoto and Nosawa absolutely stunk up the ring in their match.

[Corey_Lazarus]

Does D'Lo have any old sayings from WAY back in WWF? Maybe we could use something from then.

"You're looking at the real deal now." That was what was in his old WWF entrance music from when he just left The Nation. Could always just call the team Sky High, since it's the name of one of D'Lo's signature moves, and AJ is also a high-flyer.

 

Just be thankful it's not wCw.  They would have named them Down with the Styles and given them "That 70s Guy" Mike Awesome's 70s get up that he and Crowbar wore. :shudders:

You know, if they gave the "That 70's Guy" gimmick to somebody that had charisma and could cut a promo, then maybe it wouldn't have been so awful. Still would have been pretty bad, but maybe in that "so bad it's great" way...like 3 Count!

 

Dammit...TNA NEEDS TO HAVE THEIR OWN 3 COUNT!

[HandofFate]

Does D'Lo have any old sayings from WAY back in WWF?  Maybe we could use something from then.

"You're looking at the real deal now." That was what was in his old WWF entrance music from when he just left The Nation. Could always just call the team Sky High, since it's the name of one of D'Lo's signature moves, and AJ is also a high-flyer.

OR how about Phenomally High, but wait...that would be a better description of a RVD & AJ Styles tag team

 

 

Just be thankful it's not wCw.  They would have named them Down with the Styles and given them "That 70s Guy" Mike Awesome's 70s get up that he and Crowbar wore. :shudders:

You know, if they gave the "That 70's Guy" gimmick to somebody that had charisma and could cut a promo, then maybe it wouldn't have been so awful. Still would have been pretty bad, but maybe in that "so bad it's great" way...like 3 Count!

 

Dammit...TNA NEEDS TO HAVE THEIR OWN 3 COUNT!

 

 

Hmmm....why don't we come up with an idea for a new gimmick similar to 3 Count?