The One And Only Great American Bore Thread

[Lil' Bitch 0]

You have to touch the 4 corners of the ring in the Bullrope rope match? I thought it was like a Chain match, but with a rope instead. You win either by pinfall or submission?

[iliketurtles 0]

What's the theme song for GAB?

[Guest Seven Sins]

You have to touch the 4 corners of the ring in the Bullrope rope match? I thought it was like a Chain match, but with a rope instead. You win either by pinfall or submission?

i heard on sd that you had to beat your opponent senseless in each corner to win.But, you know how acurate micheal cole is.

[Just John 0]

No, Bradshaw said to win you have to touch all 4 corners. Think of it like a strap match with an annoying piece of metal.

 

The big question: Will the GAB 2004 be worse than the GAB 1991?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

What's the theme song for GAB?

 

Just like with Judgment Day, none.

 

 

Edit: Yay, Noble pulls SNH duty with Spike Dudley.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

ooh..

 

Spike vs Jamie Noble on heat!

[Guest Seven Sins]

No, Bradshaw said to win you have to touch all 4 corners. Think of it like a strap match with an annoying piece of metal.

 

The big question: Will the GAB 2004 be worse than the GAB 1991?

eh they're both jackasses. Anyone think Noble/Spike will be any good?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Okay, it looks like GAB does have a theme song, I can't make out the song. Sounds like Puddle of Mudd.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Such a horrible PPV card doesn't deserve such a huge set..

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Me no order GAB. For those who care (no one) I've probably gotten every PPV in the last 4 years except a scattered 1 or 2, so if a show looks THIS Horrible, I'm not going to order it.

 

At least I got to see Judgment Day for free to witness how bad it was.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

SWEET~! Red, White & Blue ropes!

 

<---misses the colors of the rope

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Wow..there are lights on the posts..different colors for Eddy and Bradshaw..

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I'm sorry, I'm changing my mind. Fuck this PPV. I'll bring play by play from the Yahoo room.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Wow..there are lights on the posts..different colors for Eddy and Bradshaw..

Makes you wanna order the show, doesn't it?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Wow..there are lights on the posts..different colors for Eddy and Bradshaw..

Makes you wanna order the show, doesn't it?

Not really.

 

and here's Spike vs Noble..

 

Yay

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Time for Spike Dudley vs. Jamie Noble. MUST THEY ALWAYS PUT SPIKE ON HEAT?! Christ, they could easily do a Part III of London vs. Noble, or even Kidman vs. Noble to add something good. Spike sucks, he isn't a cruiserweight and for GODS SAKE SOMEONE GIVE HIM A SHIRT!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

No, it would be appropriate if it were in Baltimore, not Norfolk..and if it were in Baltimore I probably would have gone.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Someone should have told Noble that this was the Great American bash before he put on those Cofederate Flag tights...and the irony of the man in said tights losing isn't lost on me..

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Time to watch Yankees vs. Mets on ESPN.

 

Bold Prediction: This thread will only be 8 pages long.

[NYU 0]

Could the Taker/Dudleys match be going on last tonight?

 

How many times have they had the final video package on Heat NOT be the Main Event of the actual PPV?

[iliketurtles 0]

I like how in order to fill the video package with clips, they have to pull out all that old Taker footage.

 

And why wouldn't the camera man do anything to help Paul Bearer?

 

Yeah, ok. Fuck SD.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Hey, Paul Bearer was able to make it there, now I don't want them to kill him off.

[The Mandarin 0]

Well, at least the crowd is lively. Must have been extra t-shirts in the cannon.

 

God bless Michael Cole for covering the botched Dudley Dog.. "uh..second rope?"

 

Schmo Rebound! Nice. You must watch it for Montecore. You must.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Alright, I got GAB via Yahoo webcam, I'll keep you guys up to date.

 

Torrie starts thing off ala No Way Out, she's in Uncle Sam gear.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Dear God, I wish my copy of GAB 87 arrived today...

 

the original War Games >> everything on this PPV combined

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Stop. Jobbing. Knoble. To. Spike.

 

That's like the 3rd or 4th time over the last couple months.

 

Match was OK when Knoble was doing his stuff, but dropped off once Spike took over.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Fatal Four Way to start things off.

[SamoaRowe 0]

Fatal Four Way to start things off.

Ah crap. I was hoping it would be the third to last match of the night. You know... so it might mean something...

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I guess they needed a hot opener to compensate for 2 hour of mind numbing crap.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

Fatal Four Way to start things off.

Reminds me of WCW, using the one good match to begin the PPV. Then it all goes downhill. Well, I guess there's still Rey/Chavo in match #1733 of their series.