Details On Plans For Major New WWE Char

[Guest glennsoe]

* i'm not to sure about this one....Since it's not from a reliable news site....So take this "news" anyways you want...I got a good laugh out of it..

 

Link to story; http://www.wrestlingexposed.com/headlines/3893.shtml

 

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"In an effort to prevent another case of ending the push of a wrestler believed to have tons of potential, WWE has new plans for Garrison Cade.

 

Cade, currently a RAW wrestler, will portray a character that imitates Shawn Michaels. Set to be called "H.B. Cade," the new character will get wrestling gear similar to that of HBK."

 

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* as i said...not so sure about this one...

[Art Sandusky 0]

Already posted in the RudoCurry thread.

 

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[Guest Fook]

Didn't someone here jokingly suggest the very same gimmick for Funaki a while back?

[Art Sandusky 0]

I think it's funny that you describe it as a major character. It's friggin' Garrison Cade.

[Guest slacklet]

Original story:

 

Credit: PWInsider.com

 

The news released on Shelton Benjamin’s broken hand injury has him listed as being out of action until August. WWE is obviously hoping to get the superstar healthy enough to be able to wrestle by SummerSlam.

 

In a move that has "wrestlecrap" written all over it,

Garrison Cade, currently of the RAW roster, will be repackaged to portray a character that imitates Shawn Michaels. Set to be called "H.B. Cade," his new character will get wrestling gear similar to that of HBK. (somewhere, Steven Richards is overheard saying: "That was MY gimmick!")

[KTID 0]

RudoCurry Industries should get themselves a good lawyer. The WWE creative team are quite clearly guilty of copyright infringement.

[Guest Wondermouse]

This has "hilarious" written over it. Whether or not it'll be intentional remains to be seen, but, I will gladly watch.

[humongous2002 0]

It's a sad day when WWE sees "potential" on this untalented Cade but doesn't see it on RVD or Book.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

This has "hilarious" written over it. Whether or not it'll be intentional remains to be seen, but, I will gladly watch.

I don't see "hilarious" written anywhere, although "fucking retarded" is there, if you look closely...

[Art Sandusky 0]

Here's the problem with that statement: Booker is nearing retirement and RVD has peaked as far as skills go. Technically Cade, as the youngest and least experienced of the bunch, is the one with most potential of the workers in question.

[Guest Wondermouse]

This has "hilarious" written over it. Whether or not it'll be intentional remains to be seen, but, I will gladly watch.

I don't see "hilarious" written anywhere, although "fucking retarded" is there, if you look closely...

All right, perhaps not "hilarious" - depending on how they play it, it could be legitimately pretty funny, or just a trainwreck. It'll probably be a trainwreck, but one that'll be fun to watch. I hope.

 

They should go all out: pyro, assless chaps, hair extensions, and Jesus fish. Have Kane be doing something, the music hits, and OUT COMES HBCADE.

 

The only thing Cade does that's remotely as good as Shawn is the elbow. Whether or not that helps things remains to be seen, but I'd love to see Cade try to kip up and fail miserably.

 

Unless, of course, they try to play this seriously in a "student avenges teacher" storyline. In that case, it'll make for a great sleeping aid.

[CanadianChick 0]

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