Thread for people who think people who watch

[godthedog 0]

i love how the big thread about marney's departure turned into a discussion of 'the real world' because of some random remark i made.

 

i also love how the thread supposed to be about people watching 'the real world' being gay, has turned into a discussion among people who have watched 'the real world'.

[Black Lushus 0]

I'll fuckin' work you dawg.

i'm still waiting for the situation to come up in my life where I can use that line, but I haven't been in a fist fight in years so...the best is when he shouts "work" on one side of Adam's face and then "you" on the other side...

[Nevermortal 0]

I'm still trying to decide which is the superior line:

 

"I'll fuckin' work you, dawg!" by CT on Paris

 

or

 

"Don't stand there and call me an alcoholic and tell me I'm never sober, because I'll cry, and then you'll feel like an asshole." by Randy on San Diego

[godthedog 0]

EASILY randy's quote. it's not even close. the way he sets you up with "don't you call me an alcoholic, cause...", he totally makes you think he's gonna go all hard-ass on frankie with something like "cause i will FUCK YOU UP, BITCH!" and the payoff is "cause i will cry and you will feel like an asshole!" don't say bad things about me, because it'll make me cry. that's just the most gloriously bad threat in the english language.

[Black Lushus 0]

funniest moment of the San Diego season: Jaquese, Cameran and Brad clowning Randy for being with the toothless girl with hair extensions...

[Nevermortal 0]

What about when they were choosing a new roommate and Brad made some comment like "What if the new roommate turns out to be a gorilla?"

 

It's like they intentionally made this the silliest season of the Real World.

[Black Lushus 0]

is it just me or have the guys been the only interesting people on the past several seasons of the Real World, minus Las Vegas because EVERYONE sucked on that season? all the girls do is bitch and whine and moan and complain but the guys live up the fact that they're in cool cities living for free in big houses partying all the time...

[godthedog 0]

funny note: i went to the deathvalleydriver board just now, and when i clicked on their 'real world' thread i saw nevermortal lurking there.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

minus Las Vegas because EVERYONE sucked on that season?

Hey, Brynn (sp?) was quite possibly the hottest RW chick ever. Watching her work on the dance routine wearing skis, yow!

[Black Lushus 0]

minus Las Vegas because EVERYONE sucked on that season?

Hey, Brynn (sp?) was quite possibly the hottest RW chick ever. Watching her work on the dance routine wearing skis, yow!

True.

 

Let me clarify, the ladies were hot, although I think Trishelle is an overrated piece of ass who gets skankier and skankier looking each time she shows up on TV...but admit it, not one person made you want to keep watching that season based on personality alone....at least CT was funny because of how big an asshole he was or Ja, Brad and Randy because of their friendship

[Krankor 0]

The best line from this season's Real World was when Randy was in bed with Robin and said "Boom, Bazooka Joe!"

 

Brynn>Trishelle

[Art Sandusky 0]

Trishelle > all RW girls except Robin and Elka.

[Guest Dids]

Kotz- you're on crack. She's busted as hell.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You're suffering from some sort of mental illness.

[Guest Dids]

She's easily in the lower 50% of girls on that show. Not attractive in the LEAST.

[Slayer 0]

I thought this thread was supposed to be anti-TRW

[Black Lushus 0]

there will be no Real World hating, the pros outweigh the antis!

[Guest Dids]

Now that I have more time- I will list girls, by season, hotter than Trishelle.

 

NY- Julie (this is not a good hottie season)

 

LA- see above, ugh

 

SF- not good either

 

London- Jacinda

 

Maimi- Melissa

 

Boston- Elka, Genessis

 

Seattle- Janet, Lindsey

 

NO- Kelly, Mellisa

 

Hawaii- ugh fest

 

Las Vegas- Brynn (super fucking cute), Irulan, Arrissa (fucked up names I can't spell)

 

NY- Lori

 

Chicago- Keri, Cara, Tonya

 

San Diego- Camaran, Robin, and of course Jamie.

 

[Black Lushus 0]

with makeup on and her hair done, Coral from the second NY season SMOKES Trishelle...you have to think back a few years to remember that picture, you can't go off of the RR/RW challenges because they didn't doll up to often for the cameras...she certainly has the best rack, i'd even put her over Robin...

[Art Sandusky 0]

Fools.

[Guest Dids]

Coral's rack is better, because it's real.

 

Kotz- you gotta get over this. Just because you know that (like everyboyd else on the planet) you've got a chance of nailing her, she's not attractive in the least.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Elka, Robin, and Trishelle would be my three girls of choice, and you aren't changing my mind with your Jedi Mind Tricks.

[Guest TheJewof2001]

Robin from San Diego? The one who is so dumb she got arrested for hitting a guy in the arm? You like her?

 

Figures.

[Guest Dids]

She didn't get arrested for that. What MTV didn't show you was that she went back into the club at attacked the guy again.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Exactly, she's a fun one.

[Guest TheJewof2001]

Did you read the police reports?

[Guest Dids]

Yeah, they're on thesmokinggun.com.

 

It's still a bitch move on the guy's part (take note, he signed MTV's waiver to appear on screen, yet was the same guy yelling "go back to the FAKE WORLD" when Cam got her ID taken), but it's not like she's totally innocent. Playing the fucking victim when you obviously aren't equipped to drink is dumb.

[Art Sandusky 0]

But he was a Marine. I mean, come on.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

I've watched every episode of this past season, and I'm damn proud of it.

All right, whoa.

 

You're proud that you haven't missed an episode of a TV show?

 

Exactly what are you proud OF? That you can sit in front of a big box and watch moving pictures? Yeah buddy, takes a special kind of man to pull that off.

 

Anyway, I've seen a couple episodes of this. I can understand the appeal of it from a the standpoint of "this shit is entertaining," but not from "this is entertaining BECUZ IT"S REEL PEOPEL OMG2004!!!~1" Who cares? It's old hat. People have issues, no shit.

See.... if you didn't nitpick certain sentences from my posts then you would have seen that I said that this was the FIRST series that I saw EVERY episode~!

 

KJ

[Guest Dids]

Ugh... this thread is lame enough with Kotz and I acting like fanboys without you coming around to make us look even gayer. Go make out with more dudes.