Dewe 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Well, it's safe to say that Colt Cabana is without a doubt one of the funniest guy in the wrestling business. Source: http://www.wrestling-x.co.uk/stalker1.htm Who trained you to become a wrestler? I was trained by Danny Dominion and Ace Steel and Moses (right). When you was growing up, who where your five favourite wrestlers? 1)"Flippy" Phillop McCallister 2)"Snacktime" Shawn Balboa 3) Ryan "Styl'n" Pylon 4) "Camero" Chippy Lippy 5) "SockerRocker" Skippy McGoo Have you always wanted to be a wrestler, or did you want to do something else in the business? No, I wanted to be a ventriloquist when I was very young. Then, as I got older, I wanted to be circus bear. What is your proudest moment in wrestling for you so far? I gave some chick a lapdance in the middle of the ring. . What goals do you have in wrestling? I had a goal in the World Cup. It was against Sweden. How did the Second City Saints group become reality? I think it was a reality show called "Wrestling Stables- The Diabolical Truth" What was your favourite event of 2003 to be involved in? That would be the Deerfield, IL county fair. I was the guy who was in the dunk tank! It was great. At the moment one of the funniest parts of ring of honor tapes have been the "Good Times, Great M emories" segments, how did this come about and what are your personal feelings on doing them? I wanted to have some good times, and have them be great memories. So we came up with the show. What are your thoughts on the drug trend in wrestling? I itch all the time. I got crabs...and lobsters....AND LOBSTERS How deep is this hate for Danny Maff and BJ Whitimer, and how much you looking forward to getting your hands on them? I hate Ronald McDonald even more. He's such a dumb clown. What are your thoughts on the Rob Feinstein allegations? I can't believe it's not butter. What where your thoughts on working for FWA and will you be planning to come back? I love FWA. I want to have their babies! Who is the your current favourite wrestler to watch in the ring? Popeye (right). How did the Coca Cola product evolve so much into your character? Very, very carefully. If you had the chance to wrestle anywhere and anyone who would it be and where? It would have to be Moses right in the middle of the Red Sea. If you had the chance to change one thing in wrestling what would it be? I would make all main event matches, a midget match. What are your thoughts on the backyard wrestling scene? I love it, those ‘tards are hilarious. Name me three friends in wrestling? 1)"Kangaroo" Kenny McNab 2)"The Bouncer" Billy Bobarino 3)"Tiny" John Fatty Tell me a story from your days on the road? We once filled up the gas tank and then drove a lot of miles. The best part was is when we got there, we wrestled. What would be the promotion you would dream of working for? Disney. What do you feel is the most important championship in wrestling today? The Over the Top Arm Wrestling Championship. In the 1980's we had Hogan, in the1990's we had Bret Hart - who do you think is going to be the wrestler to bring wrestling to the next level? Papa Shango. What is the story behind the Teddy Hart and what are your thoughts about him? Is he the guy who used to do the reverse bearhug? And now for some word association. Say the first word that comes into your head when I say the following: WWE - WWE ECW - ECW WCW - WCW ROH - ROH MLW - MLW FMW - FMW ZERO ONE - 01 CMLL - CMLL IWA MID SOUTH - IWA MS NWA- TNA – NWA- TNA JAPW - JAPW 3PW - Three Pee W And the same with some names in wrestling: Greg Lambert - The Hammer? Danny Maff - Maffy Burchill - Burchy BJ Whitimer - Blow Job Alician Danger - Dangerous Rob Feinstein - Yesh AJ Styles - Stylish Alex Shane - Shing Shang Chris Hero - EEEEEEEEE Steve Corino - Corny? Triple H - Three H's Vince McMahon - McMama Bill Apter - Ape Hulk Hogan 24" Pythons Brother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slingshot Suplex 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Cabana is a funny guy but that is not at all proof of it. Not at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 What would be the promotion you would dream of working for? Disney. *blank stare* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Last Free Voice Report post Posted July 9, 2004 This wasn't funny. Cabana needs a live journal like Punk and Joe. THAT would be funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest combat_rock Report post Posted July 10, 2004 Tell me a story from your days on the road? We once filled up the gas tank and then drove a lot of miles. The best part was is when we got there, we wrestled. That was actually funny, and I actually agree about the Red Sea. That'd be cool. I think I'd rather wrestle Mary Magdalen than Moses though. rrrr. The rest of the interview sucked though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 I blame king slim myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 that was the most hillarious interview ive ever read Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2004 You don't do much reading, do you? Kidding, anyway, eh to Cabana. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 17, 2004 EDIT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Internet Warfare 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2004 Its was funny but not as good as I expected. I did like "When you was growing up, who where your five favourite wrestlers? 1)"Flippy" Phillop McCallister 2)"Snacktime" Shawn Balboa 3) Ryan "Styl'n" Pylon 4) "Camero" Chippy Lippy 5) "SockerRocker" Skippy McGoo" however. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2004 If you want to cheer up the person who did this interview(he's a bit devastated, it went as badly as mine did with Sonjay Dutt), cheer him up on msn at [email protected], you'd be doing the world a favour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
