Hogan Made Wrestling 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...fp/us_vote_food WASHINGTON, (AFP) - Americans allergic to the subtle Democratic flavor of Heinz ketchup can now plunge their "freedom fries" into a 100-percent guaranteed, patriotic alternative: "W Ketchup." "You don't support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?" says the W Ketchup Internet site wketchup.com, which promises a totally US-made condiment, right down to the bottle. The only thing dumber than the ketchup itself is the fact that people will probably buy it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted July 9, 2004 I patiently await the day restaurants divide their tables up into different sections for each political party - each with their own set of condiments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 We can't call it French Fries or Toast either? Well shit. I've never called it "egg toast" in my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Sadly, I grew up on Heinz ketchup and will continue to do so until I die... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 9, 2004 What political party does my cheap generic store brand ketchup fall in line with? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 What if someone uses catsup instead of ketchup? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted July 9, 2004 And what of my beloved fry sauce? WHAT, WHAT I ASK YOU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 What if someone uses catsup instead of ketchup? They're in way over their head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 DUMB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 10, 2004 What makes fancy ketchup fancy? I seriously want to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 What makes fancy ketchup fancy? I seriously want to know. The small amount of British ejaculate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 God damn freedom fries, ITS FRENCH FRIES. Soon we will have Freedom Dressing, Freedom Toast, Freedom Vanilla, Freedom Kissing, Freedom Tickler, Freedom Stuart... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hogan Made Wrestling 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 God damn freedom fries, ITS FRENCH FRIES. Soon we will have Freedom Dressing, Freedom Toast, Freedom Vanilla, Freedom Kissing, Freedom Tickler, Freedom Stuart... That one has already been done, sadly enough. Oh, I didn't even catch this part of the story. It actually might be WORSE than the ketchup, if that's possible: Star Spangled Ice Cream was also launched last year as a conservative alternative to the produce of Ben and Gerry's, the ecology-leaning company whose founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield had supported Democrat Dennis Kucinich (news - web sites)'s unsuccessful campaign for the presidential nomination. Among the flavors offered by Star Spangled Ice Cream: "I Hate The French VANILLA (Real American Vanilla, NOT French Vanilla)" and "Nutty Environmentalist (Rich Buttery Ice Cream with Roasted Pecans)." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Enviromentalists taste like pecans? I find that hard to believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 I can't wait to start making Freedomed (frenched) Lamb Chops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Marvin, hey, you know food. What makes fancy ketchup fancy? Nevermortal just gave me his recipe for a bloody mary in his post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Actually, fuck this waiting. I'm calling the ketchup company. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Its Sunday. High ranking Ketchup officials don't work today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 I'll stick with Heinz, thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Der Kommissar 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 I did a google search: And came up with this. The term "FANCY" refers to the USDA Grade A Ketchup that is a standard of identity. US Grade A or US Fancy tomato ketchup possesses a better color, consistency, and flavor, and has fewer specks and particles and has less separation of the liquid/solid contents than US Grade B or US Extra Standard Ketchup and US Grade C or US Standard Ketchup. Substandard tomato ketchup fails to meet the requirements of US Grade C or US Standard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Its Sunday. High ranking Ketchup officials don't work today. I hate the Sabbath. The one time in my life I have a legitimate question for the ketchup people, and they're CLOSED. Tomorrow, are they ever going to hear from me. If what Will is saying is correct, I'd like to see this Grade C ketchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2004 Man, George Washington is gonna be pissed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 12, 2004 Ketchup office business hours start at 10:00..two more hours, you fancy motherfuckers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 The important people won't talk to you, though. They still have swelled heads over their product being named a vegetable the the Reagan administration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 12, 2004 Quiet, Tom, I'm still on the phone with these people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 12, 2004 Ask them the difference between Ketchup and Catsup while you're talking to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 12, 2004 Ok. I got some customer service bozo on the phone after some talking. Turns out the Fancy moniker is indeed an indicator of ketchup "grade." The grade C stuff is mostly what you'll find in jails, soup kitchens, etc. Government Ketchup, basically. I asked specifically. Catsup and Ketchup: Only difference is the spelling. This is according to the fine people at Hunts. You have no idea how glad I am to have gotten closure here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2004 Agent of Oblivion - Vindicated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 12, 2004 Catsup and Ketchup: Only difference is the spelling. This is according to the fine people at Hunts. That's fucking brilliant. You have picky eaters out there(like Inc) who will say "I only eat Catsup...Ketchup is too (bullshit reasoning here) for me" and will then choose the higher priced of the two. Every new bussiness owner should strive to become like the ketchup corporations in the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
